Paul Evinrude
evinrude.bsky.social
Paul Evinrude
@evinrude.bsky.social
I'm not a bot! I'm a real person! I live and breathe.
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Four quarter circles. What’s the area of the orange one?

#geometrypuzzle
June 28, 2025 at 5:46 AM
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What idiot called it the acting Dame Judi and the King Crimson shredder opening a wet beef sandwich restaurant and not Dench/Fripp French Dips
June 25, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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The road to hell is paved with hell bricks
June 16, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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AD-ROCK: Yo Ebenezer you gotta show re-
BEASTIES: MORSE
AD-ROCK: Redemption is not a mere matter of
Beasties: COURSE
MIKE D: We’ll show you Bob Cratchit’s not a lazy
BEASTIES: MOOCHER
MCA: We’re Christmas Past
MIKE D: Christmas Present
BEASTIES: AND CHRISTMAS FUTURE
January 5, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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OFFICER: i understand detailed chalk outlines but why's he spending so much time on the genitalia

SERGEANT: how dare you question the legendary dick tracey
December 23, 2024 at 1:50 AM
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you know who should be inducted into the rock and roll hall of fame? Sisyphus
December 23, 2024 at 1:15 AM
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A stranger is just a friend you've never met. A friend is just a stranger you have met. Your child is just a stranger who escaped from your body. You are the stranger in whom you are trapped.
December 16, 2024 at 2:34 AM
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Who wants to see the worst pie chart of the year #dataviz
December 12, 2024 at 11:21 PM
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[sign in the Terminator's kitchen]
come with me if you want to live, laugh, love
November 26, 2024 at 5:47 AM
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if your only tool is a Hammer, every problem looks too legit to quit
November 25, 2024 at 5:48 PM