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“That’s from both of us!” energy
I’m currently outside of the Kennedy Center:
December 19, 2025 at 8:10 PM
@reckless.bsky.social reading your comments on Liz’s article and “why should we have to mention a guy who sucks?” is 1. Amazing 2. Accidental new tagline for Brendan Carr Is A Dummy.
November 19, 2025 at 3:05 AM
I don’t use twitter anymore but it’s still on my phone. Why the hell did it start sending me push notifications from some trash far right wing news account that I don’t follow?
August 8, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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You WILLL NOT guess what this is about. But I encourage you to try before clicking through for the answer. www.reddit.com/r/AskNYC/s/X...
July 21, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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Trump's megabill is terrible for the people who voted for him. But will they be too dumb to notice?
July 2, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Whole bar in Seattle rooting against OKC.
June 23, 2025 at 2:42 AM
I need Poseidon to lock in on OKC like the way he hated Odysseus.
June 23, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Me at every swim meet and practice I attend when I see the bleachers
June 8, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Grabbing oysters before Kendrick in Seattle. Call them Mr. Shuckworth.
May 18, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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If I had known Trump was going to cause a recession, I still would have voted for him, but I probably would have moved all my money off-shore before he took office.
April 30, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Bon Iver hosting a basketball tournament? I want to see Justin Vernon hit Win Butler with a “too small”.
April 9, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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April 4, 2025 at 1:22 PM
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Me: *stands on one leg*

My flamenco teacher: No.
March 29, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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Food Stamps: Myth Vs. Fact
theonion.com/food-st...
March 29, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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Opinion | Vaccines don't work. But there's something else you should be shooting into your arm.

by Robert F. Kenney Jr.
March 29, 2025 at 2:03 AM
NCAA swim meet playlist:
UGK
Kendrick Lamar
Meek Mill
Drake
Steely Dan
March 29, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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He drinks a whiskey drink
He drinks a vodka drink
He drinks a lager drink
He drinks a cider drink
He sends a text that remind him of the war plans
He sends a text that reminds him of the war crimes
#Hegseth
March 25, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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[hegseth] Just CONFIRMED w/CENTCOM we are a GO for mission launch.

[friend who once got a text from hegseth where he accidentally called the grinch the grink] was the grink there?
March 26, 2025 at 12:56 PM
@iankarmel.bsky.social someone at work said “we’re building the everything bagel, we shouldn’t be shocked that it’s expensive.” And brother, you know I had to do it to ‘em.
March 21, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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March 10, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Thanks Gemini this was extremely helpful.
March 6, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Was he doing a Bob Ducca?
This list is so long and taking up so much real estate in his speech it’s almost like they want to distract from their massive cuts to Medicaid
March 5, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Being a silly goose
Confess your crimes to me
March 5, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Apple Music random just started playing Back That Thang Up. What is this a middle school dance?
March 5, 2025 at 3:22 AM