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professional dabbler, casual translator, eternally confusing! 18+ #vonmenaces
#svsss #chinabooks #freeficideas
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December 24, 2025 at 2:38 PM
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it's Christmas Eve but it's also the 16 year anniversary of the time an art historian for the Hungarian National Gallery spotted a long lost painting while watching Stuart Little with his 3-year-old daughter, recognizing it in the movie set
December 24, 2025 at 11:40 AM
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これは2年前に描いたレムラキ(懐かしい)
今でもレムラキ大好きでたまに狂ってる
November 30, 2025 at 12:33 PM
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【ブラックサンタ】
悪い子をこらしめる。石や棒きれなど嬉しくないプレゼントをくれたりする。
December 24, 2025 at 2:02 PM
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I don’t know who’s worse- the people who sign their pets’ names on Christmas cards- or the pets who refuse to sign
December 24, 2025 at 3:24 PM
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IT IS TIME.

Today is the only day you can legally share this. Happy Almost Christmas
December 24, 2025 at 9:36 AM
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クリスマスとはなんぞや
December 24, 2025 at 1:28 PM
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December 26, 2023 at 1:51 AM
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2025年を振り返るやつ
mxtx先生作品で
December 24, 2025 at 1:54 PM
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이 그림이...2021년도 그림이라니...
December 24, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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덕질 극초반? 때?...기억 안낰ㅋㅋ
December 24, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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He’s just reading the latest news on why beak cigars never caught on.
December 24, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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I mean yeah it’s an authoritarian takeover but can we take some comfort in the fact that the people doing it are INSANELY stupid?
December 23, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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Lore-accurate Tataru
December 23, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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I'm just going to put this here and walk away slowly. www.hellmanns.com/us/en/r/froz...
December 22, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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No one is queueing pilgrims traverse, so I'm making important art
December 23, 2025 at 6:27 AM
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Now why would TikTok think I want this shirt. What’s a circumstance where anyone would want this shirt.
December 22, 2025 at 1:59 PM
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HELP OH FUCK HEKP QUICK HOW DO I FIX THIS HELPPPPP
December 22, 2025 at 1:19 PM
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insane fyp pull
December 21, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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Unexpected gray tabby kitten ornament activated.

#cats #BlueskyCats #gato #adoptdontshop #fosterkittens #DMV #adoptme
December 21, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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There’s an Arabic version of “every cloud has a silver lining” that translates to “no cows, no feeding them at dawn.” A Scots version is “today’s rain is tomorrow’s whisky.” And a Romanian phrase for looking on the bright side is un șut în fund, un pas înainte, or “a kick in the ass, a step forward”
December 21, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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merry glitchmas everybody i thought some old friends should also come and join the festivities with lv1 . 🎄❄️🎉
December 21, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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December 20, 2025 at 11:21 AM
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It's truly a starlight miracle...
December 19, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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My response to anything over the next two weeks
December 18, 2025 at 6:10 PM