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Assigned John at birth · IT service industry worker • Founder, @hacksalem • More words at genehack.blog + dementedandsadbut.social • pronoun.is/he • I speak only for me. I only Bluesky when my Fedi feed is empty
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Posole, day 1, is underway. (This is cooking the hominy/posole itself, and cooking the meat to make the broth; tomorrow, after the broth has been defatted, it'll all get mixed back together, along with the rojo chile paste I'm gonna make later...)
December 27, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Posole, day 1, is underway. (This is cooking the hominy/posole itself, and cooking the meat to make the broth; tomorrow, after the broth has been defatted, it'll all get mixed back together, along with the rojo chile paste I'm gonna make later...)
Thanksgiving and Christmas confirm: bagged Chex mix is my snacking kryptonite.
December 27, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Thanksgiving and Christmas confirm: bagged Chex mix is my snacking kryptonite.
I just completed "Factory" - Day 10 - Advent of Code 2025 #AdventOfCode adventofcode.com/2025/day/10
...once again, totally cheated on part 2, there's zero way I would have ever figured that out!
...once again, totally cheated on part 2, there's zero way I would have ever figured that out!
Day 10 - Advent of Code 2025
adventofcode.com
December 26, 2025 at 10:02 PM
I just completed "Factory" - Day 10 - Advent of Code 2025 #AdventOfCode adventofcode.com/2025/day/10
...once again, totally cheated on part 2, there's zero way I would have ever figured that out!
...once again, totally cheated on part 2, there's zero way I would have ever figured that out!
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Know when to have a fucking rest
December 26, 2025 at 9:00 AM
Know when to have a fucking rest
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The Daily Rothno is a flight of stairs in a Dublin restaurant
December 26, 2025 at 7:45 AM
The Daily Rothno is a flight of stairs in a Dublin restaurant
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He cooked the books
December 26, 2025 at 7:53 AM
He cooked the books
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Became fully radicalized by seeing you are no longer able to own Charlie Brown Christmas, it is only available by subscription to Apple TV
There were 837 people seeding its torrent though, and THAT'S the true meaning of Christmas.
There were 837 people seeding its torrent though, and THAT'S the true meaning of Christmas.
December 26, 2025 at 7:56 AM
Became fully radicalized by seeing you are no longer able to own Charlie Brown Christmas, it is only available by subscription to Apple TV
There were 837 people seeding its torrent though, and THAT'S the true meaning of Christmas.
There were 837 people seeding its torrent though, and THAT'S the true meaning of Christmas.
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Dolly Parton. Absolute star 🌟
December 26, 2025 at 8:26 AM
Dolly Parton. Absolute star 🌟
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A Bronze Age horned helmet from Brøns Mose at Viksø, decorated with bosses and adorned with eyes and a beak. The helmet was found with an identical one in a bog. They were probably used at religious ceremonies. Later on, they were deposited in the bog as offerings. 🧵1/2
📷 me
🏺 #archaeology
📷 me
🏺 #archaeology
December 26, 2025 at 8:15 AM
A Bronze Age horned helmet from Brøns Mose at Viksø, decorated with bosses and adorned with eyes and a beak. The helmet was found with an identical one in a bog. They were probably used at religious ceremonies. Later on, they were deposited in the bog as offerings. 🧵1/2
📷 me
🏺 #archaeology
📷 me
🏺 #archaeology
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Merry Christmas, you filthy bastards.
December 25, 2025 at 9:13 AM
Merry Christmas, you filthy bastards.
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I wrote the captions on this video the night Osama Bin Laden was killed and it’s probably the most shared thing I ever created.
December 25, 2025 at 10:41 PM
I wrote the captions on this video the night Osama Bin Laden was killed and it’s probably the most shared thing I ever created.
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this is why I can never log off
December 26, 2025 at 1:00 AM
this is why I can never log off
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And the same is true for universal basic income. The entire economy is oriented around the default setting of desperation to survive amidst maldistributed abundance.
Almost every argument against universal health care is just a guy who makes 200k a year sending emails saying "but the flea and tick lobby will be really upset if we give the dog a bath"
December 26, 2025 at 5:52 AM
And the same is true for universal basic income. The entire economy is oriented around the default setting of desperation to survive amidst maldistributed abundance.
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Me too!!!
If my trans kid moved to a country with less oppressive laws then my disabled kid and disabled wife couldn’t follow. There’s no real answer … other than to fight here and try to win.
If my trans kid moved to a country with less oppressive laws then my disabled kid and disabled wife couldn’t follow. There’s no real answer … other than to fight here and try to win.
Internationally- universal healthcare almost always closes immigration for elderly, chronically ill and disabled folks.
This is something I think about a lot.
This is something I think about a lot.
December 26, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Me too!!!
If my trans kid moved to a country with less oppressive laws then my disabled kid and disabled wife couldn’t follow. There’s no real answer … other than to fight here and try to win.
If my trans kid moved to a country with less oppressive laws then my disabled kid and disabled wife couldn’t follow. There’s no real answer … other than to fight here and try to win.
Current status: really hoping I don’t regret that oyster.
December 26, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Current status: really hoping I don’t regret that oyster.
Crimmus dinner:
* tried to have raw oysters, failed badly at shucking and the ones I did get open were funky; just gonna head over to the coast instead (did eat one, it was unpleasantly fishy 🤮)
* tried to have raw oysters, failed badly at shucking and the ones I did get open were funky; just gonna head over to the coast instead (did eat one, it was unpleasantly fishy 🤮)
December 26, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Crimmus dinner:
* tried to have raw oysters, failed badly at shucking and the ones I did get open were funky; just gonna head over to the coast instead (did eat one, it was unpleasantly fishy 🤮)
* tried to have raw oysters, failed badly at shucking and the ones I did get open were funky; just gonna head over to the coast instead (did eat one, it was unpleasantly fishy 🤮)
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Literally one of my favourite Discworld pieces of all time, this quote. Sir Terry was always at his best defining what it means to truly be human, and this was his sharpest go at it
Discworld QOTD, from Hogfather
December 25, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Literally one of my favourite Discworld pieces of all time, this quote. Sir Terry was always at his best defining what it means to truly be human, and this was his sharpest go at it
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*rimshot*
We're watching Labyrinth which is in reality a Christmas Movie because David Bowie delivers his package
December 25, 2025 at 7:40 AM
*rimshot*
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One thing Wonderful Life has over any Christmas Carol is showing what an irredeemable sociopathic wretches the Trumps of the world are, and how they can’t even fathom the simplest, tiniest acts of charity and self-sacrifice most people regularly engage in.
December 25, 2025 at 6:19 AM
One thing Wonderful Life has over any Christmas Carol is showing what an irredeemable sociopathic wretches the Trumps of the world are, and how they can’t even fathom the simplest, tiniest acts of charity and self-sacrifice most people regularly engage in.
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the two ways of acting with muppets:
1. play it as if they are also human actors (michael caine)
2. play it as if you are also a muppet (tim curry)
1. play it as if they are also human actors (michael caine)
2. play it as if you are also a muppet (tim curry)
December 25, 2025 at 6:17 AM
the two ways of acting with muppets:
1. play it as if they are also human actors (michael caine)
2. play it as if you are also a muppet (tim curry)
1. play it as if they are also human actors (michael caine)
2. play it as if you are also a muppet (tim curry)
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Old lady looks at my dog and says "hello"
Dog goes bonkers for pets
Me: "All it takes with her is one look"
Old Lady: "That's how it was with me"
😳
Dog goes bonkers for pets
Me: "All it takes with her is one look"
Old Lady: "That's how it was with me"
😳
December 24, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Old lady looks at my dog and says "hello"
Dog goes bonkers for pets
Me: "All it takes with her is one look"
Old Lady: "That's how it was with me"
😳
Dog goes bonkers for pets
Me: "All it takes with her is one look"
Old Lady: "That's how it was with me"
😳
Motherfuckers doing mortars on Crimmus Eve need to get directly into the ocean.
December 25, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Motherfuckers doing mortars on Crimmus Eve need to get directly into the ocean.