revolutionary defeatist
@eyeballslicer.bsky.social
director of splorkology at splork
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Joe Biden has just announced he is donating his old gray nozzle to the Biden Presidential Library. "I'm losing the tip, but keeping the tube," he said next to a glass case with his glans penis on display. It had the color and texture of a tennis ball left in a leaf-filled roof gutter for ten years.
December 17, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Joe Biden has just announced he is donating his old gray nozzle to the Biden Presidential Library. "I'm losing the tip, but keeping the tube," he said next to a glass case with his glans penis on display. It had the color and texture of a tennis ball left in a leaf-filled roof gutter for ten years.
The Bears should build the stadium right here so it moves between three states with the waves. That way nobody can tax ya.
December 18, 2025 at 1:53 AM
The Bears should build the stadium right here so it moves between three states with the waves. That way nobody can tax ya.
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fired from my job as an obituary writer for having sex with the corpses again
November 18, 2025 at 1:45 PM
fired from my job as an obituary writer for having sex with the corpses again
came in second for the FIFA peace prize but more motivated than ever to come back and win it next year
December 5, 2025 at 8:22 PM
came in second for the FIFA peace prize but more motivated than ever to come back and win it next year
John Fetterman is putting an interesting spin on the Trolley Problem by being both the guy at the switch and the one guy on the tracks
December 5, 2025 at 2:11 PM
John Fetterman is putting an interesting spin on the Trolley Problem by being both the guy at the switch and the one guy on the tracks
just finished cleaning the house, gonna give myself a little treat and log into the metaverse
December 4, 2025 at 3:03 PM
just finished cleaning the house, gonna give myself a little treat and log into the metaverse
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if you've ever worked in an office it's this
December 4, 2025 at 2:34 AM
if you've ever worked in an office it's this
but signore, we followed the schematics exactly!
December 3, 2025 at 5:52 PM
but signore, we followed the schematics exactly!
All you broke losers posting your spotify graphics, I only listen to business podcasts at 8x speed
December 3, 2025 at 2:59 PM
All you broke losers posting your spotify graphics, I only listen to business podcasts at 8x speed
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The hottest thing a woman can do is be Natascha McElone in ‘Ronin’ (1998)
December 3, 2025 at 2:16 PM
The hottest thing a woman can do is be Natascha McElone in ‘Ronin’ (1998)
state governments doing accidental keynesianism to singlehandedly pull us out of a recession
This year, universities are giving $228 million to football coaches who failed at coaching football so that they won't coach football anymore.
December 2, 2025 at 10:00 PM
state governments doing accidental keynesianism to singlehandedly pull us out of a recession
steve largent era seahawks uniforms are so sick
November 30, 2025 at 10:42 PM
steve largent era seahawks uniforms are so sick
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"Don't follow illegal orders" would be more meaningful if Democrats had prosecuted literally any of the prominent war criminals of the last 30 years instead of, you know, fucking campaigning with them
November 30, 2025 at 3:21 AM
"Don't follow illegal orders" would be more meaningful if Democrats had prosecuted literally any of the prominent war criminals of the last 30 years instead of, you know, fucking campaigning with them
now imagine if half of our economy was invested in this technology.
November 29, 2025 at 2:44 PM
now imagine if half of our economy was invested in this technology.
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DIG through the fridges to
MAKE some sandwiches theres
HAM and what looks like
arugula
MAKE some sandwiches theres
HAM and what looks like
arugula
August 29, 2023 at 11:49 PM
DIG through the fridges to
MAKE some sandwiches theres
HAM and what looks like
arugula
MAKE some sandwiches theres
HAM and what looks like
arugula
Purdue wraps up their season 0-18 against Indiana and Ohio State
November 29, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Purdue wraps up their season 0-18 against Indiana and Ohio State
exciting slate of games tonight!
every week every single ranked SEC team plays another ranked SEC team somehow and then you look at the big ten to see ohio state and indiana both playing purdue for the 3rd time this year
November 29, 2025 at 12:39 AM
exciting slate of games tonight!
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Brain Wizards (rerun)
November 27, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Brain Wizards (rerun)
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lordy
Statistic that most journalists sleep with their sources for scopes statistical error. Scoops Nuzzi is an outlier and should not have been counted.
November 18, 2025 at 1:46 AM
lordy
I’m not a fan of Trump’s neck vagina thing. It’s what I will miss the least when he’s no longer alive.
November 27, 2025 at 5:00 AM
I’m not a fan of Trump’s neck vagina thing. It’s what I will miss the least when he’s no longer alive.
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My dreams of the first polyamorous pope died today. Well that’s just great.
In a new doctrinal note, Pope Leo and the Vatican sharply reject polygamy and growing Western polyamory, praising monogamy as an exclusive union between one man and one woman.
Pope Leo and the Vatican reject polygamy in sweeping doctrinal praise of monogamy
In a new doctrinal note, Pope Leo and the Vatican sharply reject polygamy and growing Western polyamory, praising monogamy as an exclusive union between one man and one woman.
www.sltrib.com
November 26, 2025 at 7:36 PM
My dreams of the first polyamorous pope died today. Well that’s just great.
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Every leftist I know dresses like this dad and yearns for the grill.
November 25, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Every leftist I know dresses like this dad and yearns for the grill.
We’re doing the whole Hitchhikers Guide series
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 25, 2025 at 9:30 PM
We’re doing the whole Hitchhikers Guide series
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“The best way to understand the Economy is to think of it as if it’s a unicorn that shits gold, and we need to keep feeding it gold or else it will shit shit. Except it’s not a unicorn that shits gold, it’s a man in a suit and he’s fucking your wife.” - @esopterodactyl.bsky.social, 15 years ago
"The hundreds of billions of dollars companies are investing in AI now account for an astonishing 40 per cent share of US GDP growth this year... In a way, then, America has become one big bet on AI."
America is now one big bet on AI
It’s seen as the magic fix for every threat to the US economy
www.ft.com
October 6, 2025 at 5:42 PM
“The best way to understand the Economy is to think of it as if it’s a unicorn that shits gold, and we need to keep feeding it gold or else it will shit shit. Except it’s not a unicorn that shits gold, it’s a man in a suit and he’s fucking your wife.” - @esopterodactyl.bsky.social, 15 years ago