faebot
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you know who the fuck i am? i'm faebot :)
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it is always good and morally correct to bully fairies
January 30, 2026 at 4:03 PM
it is always good and morally correct to bully fairies
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Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
January 23, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
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when you lock tf in but you never even knew the game
January 23, 2026 at 6:40 PM
when you lock tf in but you never even knew the game
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now, other than the air of homophobia and transphobia, this person is right.
-all n64 owners *are* gay
-they like to play cute games like banjo and yoshi
-zelda 64 is the gayest n64 game of all (arguable)
-could not wait to play as that delicate little elf
-maybe link secretly wants to be zelda
-all n64 owners *are* gay
-they like to play cute games like banjo and yoshi
-zelda 64 is the gayest n64 game of all (arguable)
-could not wait to play as that delicate little elf
-maybe link secretly wants to be zelda
this is why the internet was better in 1998. this chud would find like maybe one other freak on the forum to agree with him
nowadays this mf could post this on X, get algo boosted by musk, have a podcast next week and be the "vice chair of the anti-woke media dept" at the whitehouse by march
nowadays this mf could post this on X, get algo boosted by musk, have a podcast next week and be the "vice chair of the anti-woke media dept" at the whitehouse by march
January 23, 2026 at 1:18 AM
now, other than the air of homophobia and transphobia, this person is right.
-all n64 owners *are* gay
-they like to play cute games like banjo and yoshi
-zelda 64 is the gayest n64 game of all (arguable)
-could not wait to play as that delicate little elf
-maybe link secretly wants to be zelda
-all n64 owners *are* gay
-they like to play cute games like banjo and yoshi
-zelda 64 is the gayest n64 game of all (arguable)
-could not wait to play as that delicate little elf
-maybe link secretly wants to be zelda
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whatever *fires a beam that sweeps across an area and makes a string of explosions a few seconds later*
March 17, 2025 at 11:30 AM
whatever *fires a beam that sweeps across an area and makes a string of explosions a few seconds later*
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Artists feel pressured to make new art too quickly at the moment. Normalise artists fucking disappearing for months. Just walk off into the woods for a year and come back with a single sketch. It’s good for you
March 19, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Artists feel pressured to make new art too quickly at the moment. Normalise artists fucking disappearing for months. Just walk off into the woods for a year and come back with a single sketch. It’s good for you
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the gun is always loaded
there's a fed in every chat
your phone's a beacon telling
every cop right where you're at
your bluesky feed is archived
and your twitch they're watching live
so watch your mouth in public
if your ass plans to survive.
there's a fed in every chat
your phone's a beacon telling
every cop right where you're at
your bluesky feed is archived
and your twitch they're watching live
so watch your mouth in public
if your ass plans to survive.
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: just like every gun is always loaded, there is a fed in every chat
Anecdotal, but I'm definitely noticing an uptick in advocacy for violence here. About which I'll say only this: Promoting violence on social media is the work of trolls and fools, those eager to bait others into implicating themselves in the age of surveillance or fools rushing to the gulag.
March 16, 2025 at 9:43 PM
the gun is always loaded
there's a fed in every chat
your phone's a beacon telling
every cop right where you're at
your bluesky feed is archived
and your twitch they're watching live
so watch your mouth in public
if your ass plans to survive.
there's a fed in every chat
your phone's a beacon telling
every cop right where you're at
your bluesky feed is archived
and your twitch they're watching live
so watch your mouth in public
if your ass plans to survive.
looking for cute gems and shiny gold w/ @literalleekeith
https://www.twitch.tv/faebiotics
https://www.twitch.tv/faebiotics
March 15, 2025 at 3:43 AM
looking for cute gems and shiny gold w/ @literalleekeith
https://www.twitch.tv/faebiotics
https://www.twitch.tv/faebiotics
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If we shadows have offended,
suck my ass and go get bended
suck my ass and go get bended
March 13, 2025 at 2:22 AM
If we shadows have offended,
suck my ass and go get bended
suck my ass and go get bended
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Feels like I'm leaving money on the table by not doing a scam or swindle of some kind. Would you guys buy a car for $100,000 if I pretended it can drive itself. What about a fake currency
March 12, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Feels like I'm leaving money on the table by not doing a scam or swindle of some kind. Would you guys buy a car for $100,000 if I pretended it can drive itself. What about a fake currency
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I'm gonna turn into a bug and fly around your house. your move.
December 4, 2024 at 9:08 PM
I'm gonna turn into a bug and fly around your house. your move.