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Fake Bill Blake
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Coys & dogs.
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Lane Kiffin is 1 win + 3 minutes away from the most embarrassing championship ring in the history of American sports
January 9, 2026 at 4:08 AM
Brooks fouled him also btw
January 7, 2026 at 9:03 PM
My favorite part of the half was porro throw ins, is it time wasting or does nobody know to show for the ball so he has any options at all
January 7, 2026 at 8:24 PM
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January 6, 2026 at 8:20 PM
Poor hammers, what’s the largest championship home stadium ever
January 6, 2026 at 9:48 PM
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This wheel is to the boy squirrel the way that the football is to Charlie Brown and it still makes me laugh every time he tries to use it only to be immediately spun.
January 6, 2026 at 2:53 AM
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The Billboard Modern Rock tracks from 30 years ago

Jesus Christ
January 4, 2026 at 3:54 AM
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CHECK OUT OUR SPECIAL NEW YEAR'S EDITION OF SORROWSCOPES! TELL YOU FRIENDS. TELL YOUR ENEMIES. TELL THE MONSTER INSIDE YOU THAT WILL NEVER BE SLAIN
January 4, 2026 at 6:18 PM
I’m ok with long balls to richy, but only if we have 2/3 guys around him. Only game I recall we get any support to win the second balls. Or at least prevent them from having easy possession around midfield with no players to press.
January 4, 2026 at 3:56 PM
Davies!
January 4, 2026 at 3:32 PM
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It’s raining plush jars of mayo from the upper deck.
January 3, 2026 at 2:13 AM
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I am in no state to resolve anything. Someone should be resolving me.
January 1, 2026 at 8:28 PM
Can we get the Hoosiers coach to move to spurs after they win the title. Don’t care if he knows nothing about the sport.
January 1, 2026 at 10:00 PM
I now get what is happening to Tottenham.
me: allow me to be a frank with you

you: ok but don't you mean 'be fran-'

me: [is suddenly a hotdog]

you: [is suddenly a hotdog]
January 1, 2026 at 9:17 PM
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me: allow me to be a frank with you

you: ok but don't you mean 'be fran-'

me: [is suddenly a hotdog]

you: [is suddenly a hotdog]
February 12, 2024 at 10:05 PM
Somehow the worst part might be we score off a long throw OG and win, so we keep doing whatever it is we are doing for longer.
January 1, 2026 at 8:41 PM
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Do it and be a legend Ken
Keep Fucking That Chicken by Ernie Anastos on Fox 5 WNYW
YouTube video by TheRyanide
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January 1, 2026 at 8:23 PM
I mean fuck Miami - but Ohio more. Plus ACC winning the thing would be hilarious.
January 1, 2026 at 1:34 AM
How much money is “rocket money” making off mining your data to justify all the terrible commercials.
January 1, 2026 at 1:20 AM
Had a nice dream in my head. Don’t stop it now.
December 31, 2025 at 4:06 AM
The beautiful sport eh. Run into goal keepers and OG win the league.
December 30, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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I just found out that our stuff is being sold on Amazon - WITHOUT our consent or any ability to opt out bc Amazon is just scraping artist’s websites and putting our shit in their search results. Again, without our permission.
December 30, 2025 at 10:13 AM
Wife watching spurs with me, looked up and saw we scored - “you didn’t even celebrate”. No, sadly I didn’t.
December 28, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
No matter what else, part of it was a great year. Cheers!
December 25, 2025 at 8:31 PM