your lover, hayes 🇵🇸
@fartjoke.bsky.social
lesbian, clown, jackass, energy drink connoisseur
they/them
they/them
just saw a really bald man put honey mustard and mayo on an otherwise empty meatball sub and i got so upset about it i almost left the subway
March 13, 2025 at 1:34 AM
just saw a really bald man put honey mustard and mayo on an otherwise empty meatball sub and i got so upset about it i almost left the subway
if i catch myself smiling at her texts one more time i’m throwing my phone into the sun
February 25, 2025 at 7:37 AM
if i catch myself smiling at her texts one more time i’m throwing my phone into the sun
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every day trans people wake up and suffer the humiliation of having to fight for our human rights under the banner of a flag that looks like we got it at babies-r-us
February 16, 2025 at 8:17 PM
every day trans people wake up and suffer the humiliation of having to fight for our human rights under the banner of a flag that looks like we got it at babies-r-us
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I am going thru it
(still hot though)
(still hot though)
February 8, 2025 at 2:46 AM
I am going thru it
(still hot though)
(still hot though)
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everything happens so much
January 21, 2025 at 6:28 PM
everything happens so much
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fostering a dog and he just tried to eat my lasagna. you’re not a cat bro. that’s cultural appropriation
January 21, 2025 at 10:20 PM
fostering a dog and he just tried to eat my lasagna. you’re not a cat bro. that’s cultural appropriation
just saw 3 really fat fucking pigeons
January 17, 2025 at 6:27 PM
just saw 3 really fat fucking pigeons
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"work family" are you out of your fucking mind
January 7, 2025 at 9:12 PM
"work family" are you out of your fucking mind
i’m shaving my head soon and i’m so worried i’m gonna have a fucked up looking head
December 16, 2024 at 5:58 AM
i’m shaving my head soon and i’m so worried i’m gonna have a fucked up looking head
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i’m gonna just watch this at least once a day and i recommend everyone do the same
November 6, 2024 at 11:00 AM
i’m gonna just watch this at least once a day and i recommend everyone do the same
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Bagels are just an excuse to eat a tub of cream cheese. That shit is in the kitchen calling me. I hear it
December 2, 2024 at 4:05 AM
Bagels are just an excuse to eat a tub of cream cheese. That shit is in the kitchen calling me. I hear it
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no black friday deals on buying a zoo. whats even the point
November 29, 2024 at 6:42 PM
no black friday deals on buying a zoo. whats even the point
just realized i forgot to apply for grad awards so anyway guess i’ll die
November 29, 2024 at 12:13 AM
just realized i forgot to apply for grad awards so anyway guess i’ll die
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not my white ass in the corner in the spotlight losing my religion
November 23, 2024 at 8:16 PM
not my white ass in the corner in the spotlight losing my religion
just found out that one of my favourite songs is an ode to australian children’s television??? anyway stream soupe opera by playlunch
November 22, 2024 at 7:46 AM
just found out that one of my favourite songs is an ode to australian children’s television??? anyway stream soupe opera by playlunch
pussy so good it’s getting me out of bed before 7:00 am
November 22, 2024 at 4:57 AM
pussy so good it’s getting me out of bed before 7:00 am
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i’m starting to think that some of you are gay :/
November 21, 2024 at 2:36 PM
i’m starting to think that some of you are gay :/
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hey check this out *gets you*
November 21, 2024 at 4:45 AM
hey check this out *gets you*
arch budzar my beloved
November 20, 2024 at 6:24 PM
arch budzar my beloved
