"'Everyone knows' this thing, I'm gonna try to find out whether it's true" is the recipe behind some of the most interesting journalism of the century. Sometimes it is and sometimes it isn't but you need to do the work of finding out rather than just assuming the 'everyone knows' part is enough.

The reason Charlie Kirk is being lionized by so many journalists is simple: he was very good at cultivating journalists and it seems a lot of journalists don't seem to understand the concept of being cultivated as a pet reporter in exchange for scoops or leads. They think he was their friend.

The ONLY reason people hate on cargo shorts is they are jealous of the unprecedented storage efficiency. Shorts you can store a whole meal in. Impossible to argue against in good faith

Hey, remember when the Panama Papers were released and they showed how basically every wealthy person on the planet was avoiding taxes by offshoring their money and nothing was done about it except the reporter who broke the story was murdered with a car bomb?

They're literally doing the meme

Night night sweet dreamies

May the love that you give so freely to others return to you gently and in the moments you need it most

As the fittest and most robust alpha males on offer it’s only fitting that the men of the cabinet use their superior male bodies to test all of RFK Jr’s new measles remedies

This is why it's stupid for dem consultants to keep insisting "don't hit them on immigration." Hit them on what they're strong on, *because they're doing terrible shit and you can make them not so strong any more*

PART TWO: 55% of Seattle households are renter-occupied, but only ONE out of NINE council seats is renter occupied. Keep this on mind when the council comes for renters rights later this year
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For the safety of the public, anti vaxxers need to be treated like sex offenders. Register with the state for tracking, notify the entire neighborhood of your sins, and most importantly, stay the hell away from children!!!

the constant with a lot of people i've known from the internet who lost their mind over the last 15 years is it feels like a lot of them put a ton of their identity into one particular interest or community and then just completely short-circuited when things didn't turn out as they expected.

“We’re just gonna put a happy, sexy, little couch right here.”

I cannot believe that our ghetto ass govn't actually worked together to get rid of a fuckin app. Meanwhile, I can die from eating a mixed salad laced with Listeria or a mass shooting on my way to get it. Man, FUCK YALLL

Instead of calling it “skeeting” I’m partial to the phrase “skywriting”.

Milk one Nog, be careful as their spit is acidic and poisonous.

Aquire one egg from a Grue Nest. Bring ample and reliable source of light.

Without breaking the egg, pour the Nog milk on egg. DO NOT INHALE FUMES!

When the screaming of Hell's Damned Souls stop, it is safe to drink. Serve chilled.

Retweet if he’s right! 💙💙👏👏