fatcandy.bsky.social
@fatcandy.bsky.social
A, vast, landlubber
In the parallel universe where Ebenezer Scrooge never become a money-hording business deuche he would not have had the resources to pay for his later generosity, nor would he have met Bob Cratchit. For both these reasons, Tiny Tim would still have died.
December 25, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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Caerphilly apparently. I honestly, honestly despise this stuff. They have nothing to offer, nothing to say, nothing to hope for, nothing to aspire to, no solutions, nothing. Just hate and lies.
October 17, 2025 at 9:24 AM
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This article is just bollocks, isn't it? There are lots of good reasons not to eat many Doritos, but the carbon footprint of the corn going into them isn't one of them, because eating almost anything else would be worse.

www.theguardian.com/environment/...
The hidden cost of ultra-processed foods on the environment: ‘The whole industry should pay’
Industrially made foods involve several ingredients and processes to put together, making it difficult to examine their true cost
www.theguardian.com
October 8, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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Scum. Ignorant, un-British, slime-wallowing scum, and proud to be so.
The Reform UK conference gives a standing ovation to "special guest" Lucy Connolly, who pled guilty to stirring up racial hatred after she called for asylum hotels to be set on fire with people inside them.
September 6, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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you are allowed not to report absolutely everything Nigel fucking Farage says you know
August 26, 2025 at 7:02 AM
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I really think somebody needs to sit the tech bros down and explain to them that they talked to the computer in Star Trek because that made for better tv than typing, not because it's actually a good UI strategy
I don't want to talk to my laptop! I like using a mouse and keypad shortcuts. I don't want anything multi-modal or AI. I want something that's basically a fancy typewriter that also let's me watch movies and play The Sims. I wish Windows would leave me the fuck alone with all this extra shit.
August 16, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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May 17, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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"Somehow, Jesus returned."
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April 20, 2025 at 10:21 AM
... Mister Saavik"
February 21, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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Shakespeare appreciation post
November 21, 2024 at 1:01 PM
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My father would womanize, he would start land wars with Denmark. He would make outrageous claims like claiming ownership of Greenland. Sometimes he would refer to the Gulf of Mexico as the Gulf of America.
January 7, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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Every Videogame From 1954. Happy Holidays!
December 17, 2024 at 11:36 AM