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Designer Writer Gamer Freak
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my writing portfolio: https://parkerfaux.wixsite.com/website
my substack: https://substack.com/@fauxdude97
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Important UPDATE//

††† NEW ALBUM Leather Temple †††

Release date_02.27.2026

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† LEATHER TEMPLE - NEW ALBUM 02.27.26 †
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January 9, 2026 at 5:15 PM
December 27, 2025 at 8:55 PM
I wrote over 200,000 words on a fanfiction that will probably never see the light of day, applied to a Master's program, participated in 2 game jams, tried my hand at streaming, and did some volunteer narrative work with some start-ups.
Quote this with what you have accomplished in 2025, no matter how big or small
Reading & writing has kept me alive this year.

Somehow, it’s been my most productive year as an author.

Here’s a guide to what I’ve published in 2025, in case you’ve lost track.

Individual links below but it’s all on itch: danifinn.itch.io

And elsewhere: books2read.com/ap/nAApPp/Da...

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December 27, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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The fuck was I on making this
December 26, 2025 at 8:39 PM
"Dead Letter Department’s dirty secret is that it doesn’t really need specters and shadows to terrify you. The story oozes with a grim, mundane, and increasingly all-too-common fear: the fear of stagnation."

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2025 Gametrospective: Dead Letter Department
LetItRot
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December 18, 2025 at 3:40 AM
"The most fascinating thing about Marvel Rivals, to me, is just how easily it could have been a failure... In a million other timelines, this game was a cheap cashgrab that crashed and burned. But it didn’t."

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December 13, 2025 at 1:15 AM
"It’s fitting that I start my retrospectives on 2025 with a game about being a disposable cog for an inefficient fascist theocracy fighting an endless, losing battle against the consequences of its own actions."

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2025 Gametrospective: Warhammer 40K: Darktide
Be Not Merciful
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December 5, 2025 at 5:33 PM
February 4, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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whenever you get obelisked, just remember Him
February 2, 2025 at 2:55 PM
February 1, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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presinald trunt
February 1, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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"and what became of your once-proud people?"
Tolkien elves: "our place in the world seemed to slowly shrink, and we sensed our time had simply passed. We diminished over countless centuries, eventually sailing into the bittersweet twilight of the Undying Lands"
40k elves: "we invented, MegaSlut,
January 25, 2024 at 2:05 AM
January 31, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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Imagine getting your skull smashed open in a cave somewhere and 10,000 years later everyone starts calling you the Cheddar Man
January 30, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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Felt inspired
January 29, 2025 at 6:58 AM
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In the immortal words of Mr. Rogers: "When I was a boy and I would see scary things in the news, my mother would say to me, 'Look for the angry British man yelling at Sam Altman . You will always find the angry British man yelling at Sam Altman.'"
January 29, 2025 at 3:26 PM
I was gonna write an angry letter to my local newspapers editor about the federal fund freeze but they rescinded it 5 minutes before I got off work LMAO
January 29, 2025 at 6:28 PM
me when
January 29, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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Newsletter: The DeepSeek situation is a moment that should fill Silicon Valley with shame, a monument to the lack of vision and herd mentality of the American tech industry. OpenAI and Anthropic have no moat, no business, no innovation, and I believe no future.

www.wheresyoured.at/deep-impact/
Deep Impact
Soundtrack: The Hives — Hate To Say I Told You So In the last week or so, but especially over the weekend, the entire generative AI industry has been thrown into chaos. This won’t be a lengthy, tech...
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January 29, 2025 at 4:42 PM
January 28, 2025 at 10:48 PM
iron man gotta have the worst classic rogues gallery ever, either differently-colored evil iron men clones or the most absurd Yellow Peril stereotypes imaginable, no in-between
January 27, 2025 at 5:18 AM
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