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Billie Eilish has a durag in her room talking to her like the green goblin mask
“Can’t live in the past, n’matter how nice it’s been”
December 28, 2025 at 3:31 PM
“Can’t live in the past, n’matter how nice it’s been”
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BREAKING: the data centers are no longer satisfied with our water and energy and have now started getting into the snack cabinet
December 28, 2025 at 3:09 PM
BREAKING: the data centers are no longer satisfied with our water and energy and have now started getting into the snack cabinet
Something’s wrong. I should be smoking a big ass cigar right now. But I’m not.
December 27, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Something’s wrong. I should be smoking a big ass cigar right now. But I’m not.
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You're telling me a die hardened this Christmas movie?
December 25, 2025 at 9:55 PM
You're telling me a die hardened this Christmas movie?
Merry… uhm, merry… hm…. I’m forget the rest sorry
December 25, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Merry… uhm, merry… hm…. I’m forget the rest sorry
Always who’s davinky, never how’s davinky
December 24, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Always who’s davinky, never how’s davinky
Hall and Oates is crazy. Meet one bro and made banger after banger. Insane work.
December 24, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Hall and Oates is crazy. Meet one bro and made banger after banger. Insane work.
Going to a concert and yelling “he’s having a heart attack” at the top of my lungs
December 24, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Going to a concert and yelling “he’s having a heart attack” at the top of my lungs
I have a severe headache when I wake up and when I go to sleep
December 24, 2025 at 2:22 AM
I have a severe headache when I wake up and when I go to sleep
Naming my son Hubris
December 22, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Naming my son Hubris
The lion does not concern himself with appearing sober this holiday season
December 20, 2025 at 8:24 PM
The lion does not concern himself with appearing sober this holiday season
[aspiring comedian at open mic night]
What’s up with tinder nowadays? You swipe left, you swipe left, you swipe left, you’re swiping left, haha like c’mon!
What’s up with tinder nowadays? You swipe left, you swipe left, you swipe left, you’re swiping left, haha like c’mon!
December 19, 2025 at 4:28 PM
[aspiring comedian at open mic night]
What’s up with tinder nowadays? You swipe left, you swipe left, you swipe left, you’re swiping left, haha like c’mon!
What’s up with tinder nowadays? You swipe left, you swipe left, you swipe left, you’re swiping left, haha like c’mon!
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Things are going great over at X, The Everything App
December 18, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Things are going great over at X, The Everything App
Pirates of the Caribbean: There’s a Dead Man in My Chest
December 19, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Pirates of the Caribbean: There’s a Dead Man in My Chest
I love parm of Shawn cheese
December 17, 2025 at 9:59 PM
I love parm of Shawn cheese
Nice Spotify playlist!
Did you know my heart burns for you so bright, it pains god to look upon it?
Did you know my heart burns for you so bright, it pains god to look upon it?
December 17, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Nice Spotify playlist!
Did you know my heart burns for you so bright, it pains god to look upon it?
Did you know my heart burns for you so bright, it pains god to look upon it?
So this is it huh. Just watching clothes go from slim to baggy again until they put me in the fucking dirt.
December 17, 2025 at 4:36 PM
So this is it huh. Just watching clothes go from slim to baggy again until they put me in the fucking dirt.
None of my business
December 17, 2025 at 4:36 PM
None of my business
My paralysis demon is my ex that didn’t think video games can have more nuance than the latest Paul Thomas Anderson film
December 17, 2025 at 12:20 AM
My paralysis demon is my ex that didn’t think video games can have more nuance than the latest Paul Thomas Anderson film
The best Star Wars movie they’ve ever made and it wasn’t even a main entry lol
December 16, 2025 at 5:47 PM
The best Star Wars movie they’ve ever made and it wasn’t even a main entry lol
You: “me asf” “literally me”
Me: “hmm. Indeed. Quite.”
Me: “hmm. Indeed. Quite.”
December 16, 2025 at 5:46 PM
You: “me asf” “literally me”
Me: “hmm. Indeed. Quite.”
Me: “hmm. Indeed. Quite.”
como ce dice bounce on it
December 14, 2025 at 11:58 PM
como ce dice bounce on it
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(to the witch killing the whole village) i love and support you, what they did to you was fucked up but i was actually not in town that day
December 14, 2025 at 5:19 AM
(to the witch killing the whole village) i love and support you, what they did to you was fucked up but i was actually not in town that day
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murder mystery but the mystery is why i shoud gaf
December 12, 2025 at 9:05 PM
murder mystery but the mystery is why i shoud gaf
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Mike’s Hardest Conversation You Will Ever Have
December 12, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Mike’s Hardest Conversation You Will Ever Have