Jaye Alexandrius Ferrans
@ferrans.bsky.social
Friendly neighbourhood laser operator. Expert in Gender Fuckery and General Fuckery.
They/Them/That Asshole.
They/Them/That Asshole.
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If the new rule is that any country who is led by a clearly and demonstrable corrupt, inept criminal will be invaded and have that same leader kidnapped...
Trump should get in his bunker.
Trump should get in his bunker.
January 4, 2026 at 5:42 PM
If the new rule is that any country who is led by a clearly and demonstrable corrupt, inept criminal will be invaded and have that same leader kidnapped...
Trump should get in his bunker.
Trump should get in his bunker.
Whenever I play JoW, I try to assemble a main event scene that the online fans wouldn't complain about.
I think I did well here
I think I did well here
January 4, 2026 at 6:09 PM
Whenever I play JoW, I try to assemble a main event scene that the online fans wouldn't complain about.
I think I did well here
I think I did well here
Andrade going from WWE to AEW to WWE to AEW:
October 2, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Andrade going from WWE to AEW to WWE to AEW:
I just watched Him.
What the actual fuck
What the actual fuck
September 25, 2025 at 4:42 AM
I just watched Him.
What the actual fuck
What the actual fuck
Ted Wassonasong's voice sounds nothing like the original, but he's older and it makes sense that his voice would fade with age
My thoughts on the new voices in the KOTH reboot:
Dale: it's...throwing me off a bit. Partially because they switch between Hardwick and Huss, but also because the tone is off
Joseph: I actually think it fits fairly well, he sounds more like John Redcorn
Dale: it's...throwing me off a bit. Partially because they switch between Hardwick and Huss, but also because the tone is off
Joseph: I actually think it fits fairly well, he sounds more like John Redcorn
August 4, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Ted Wassonasong's voice sounds nothing like the original, but he's older and it makes sense that his voice would fade with age
My thoughts on the new voices in the KOTH reboot:
Dale: it's...throwing me off a bit. Partially because they switch between Hardwick and Huss, but also because the tone is off
Joseph: I actually think it fits fairly well, he sounds more like John Redcorn
Dale: it's...throwing me off a bit. Partially because they switch between Hardwick and Huss, but also because the tone is off
Joseph: I actually think it fits fairly well, he sounds more like John Redcorn
August 4, 2025 at 1:35 PM
My thoughts on the new voices in the KOTH reboot:
Dale: it's...throwing me off a bit. Partially because they switch between Hardwick and Huss, but also because the tone is off
Joseph: I actually think it fits fairly well, he sounds more like John Redcorn
Dale: it's...throwing me off a bit. Partially because they switch between Hardwick and Huss, but also because the tone is off
Joseph: I actually think it fits fairly well, he sounds more like John Redcorn
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It won't just be Colbert. The Daily Show is next.
Colbert was the the highest rated late night show host. The message is: Emmy's, ratings, and name recognition won't save you. You criticize the oligarchs and this administration, your show is done.
Colbert was the the highest rated late night show host. The message is: Emmy's, ratings, and name recognition won't save you. You criticize the oligarchs and this administration, your show is done.
July 18, 2025 at 3:02 AM
It won't just be Colbert. The Daily Show is next.
Colbert was the the highest rated late night show host. The message is: Emmy's, ratings, and name recognition won't save you. You criticize the oligarchs and this administration, your show is done.
Colbert was the the highest rated late night show host. The message is: Emmy's, ratings, and name recognition won't save you. You criticize the oligarchs and this administration, your show is done.
Ma'am this is a rare issue that even dyed in the wool MAGA are willing to disown Trump over, just take the win
Nancy Pelosi characterizes the Epstein scandal and seeming coverup as "a distraction" from kitchen table issues
July 17, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Ma'am this is a rare issue that even dyed in the wool MAGA are willing to disown Trump over, just take the win
So Ky and I are talking about potential Wonder Woman casting for the DCU, and the more I think about it, the more I want to see Trish Stratus as Wonder Woman.
July 17, 2025 at 6:53 PM
So Ky and I are talking about potential Wonder Woman casting for the DCU, and the more I think about it, the more I want to see Trish Stratus as Wonder Woman.
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The Jays are winning and doing it in perfect Toronto sports team fashion where a bunch of undervalued guys get inexplicably good 7 years into their careers.
July 8, 2025 at 12:36 PM
The Jays are winning and doing it in perfect Toronto sports team fashion where a bunch of undervalued guys get inexplicably good 7 years into their careers.
Now that Abyss is in 2K25 as DLC, I expect him to be main disc in 2k26 and for a Joseph Park card to be in MyFaction
June 29, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Now that Abyss is in 2K25 as DLC, I expect him to be main disc in 2k26 and for a Joseph Park card to be in MyFaction
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The first time I smoked out a vape pen instead of a bong the crowd went wild with anger like I was Dylan at the Newport folk festival
June 9, 2025 at 9:08 PM
The first time I smoked out a vape pen instead of a bong the crowd went wild with anger like I was Dylan at the Newport folk festival
"Saved by the buoyancy of citrus"
Everyone has one Mitch Hedberg joke stashed in their brain like a squirrel to sustain them whenever they need to feel joy for 30 seconds and mine is “they say the recipe for Sprite is Lemon and Lime but I tried to make it at home, there’s more to it than that”
May 26, 2025 at 12:42 AM
"Saved by the buoyancy of citrus"
I really hope this is the year Kyle Pitts lives up to his draft stock.
Not just because Atlanta needs it, but because he was the first ATL player born in 2000 and that makes him a literal Millenium Falcon, and that alone deserves good play
Not just because Atlanta needs it, but because he was the first ATL player born in 2000 and that makes him a literal Millenium Falcon, and that alone deserves good play
May 25, 2025 at 1:29 PM
I really hope this is the year Kyle Pitts lives up to his draft stock.
Not just because Atlanta needs it, but because he was the first ATL player born in 2000 and that makes him a literal Millenium Falcon, and that alone deserves good play
Not just because Atlanta needs it, but because he was the first ATL player born in 2000 and that makes him a literal Millenium Falcon, and that alone deserves good play
Po-tay-toes
May 22, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Po-tay-toes
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Jey Uso actually won.
Holy fucking shit
Holy fucking shit
February 2, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Jey Uso actually won.
Holy fucking shit
Holy fucking shit
Watching the first Titan Takedown episode and I absolutely love Chelsea Green
April 6, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Watching the first Titan Takedown episode and I absolutely love Chelsea Green
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well this made me cry over breakfast. to any democrats holding even a shred of power right now: look at what’s possible from people far more endangered and vulnerable than you and grow a spine, you fucking cowards www.erininthemorning.com/p/powerful-s...
Powerful Speeches From Trans Dems Flip 29 Republicans, Anti-Trans Bills Die In Montana
Transgender Reps Zooey Zephyr and SJ Howell delivered powerful speeches on the Montana House floor on Thursday. Republicans defected en masse to join them in voting against anti-trans bills.
www.erininthemorning.com
March 7, 2025 at 12:30 AM
well this made me cry over breakfast. to any democrats holding even a shred of power right now: look at what’s possible from people far more endangered and vulnerable than you and grow a spine, you fucking cowards www.erininthemorning.com/p/powerful-s...
Its early but so far this is the best movie I've seen this year.
Which may be bias towards the director, or because I've only seen two movies in theaters this year (despite my partner working at a theatre and getting to see things for free)
Either way, loved this movie
Which may be bias towards the director, or because I've only seen two movies in theaters this year (despite my partner working at a theatre and getting to see things for free)
Either way, loved this movie
My ★★★★★ review of Heart Eyes on Letterboxd boxd.it/8KPqxl
A ★★★★★ review of Heart Eyes (2025)
"Everybody has a fetish" The Heart Eyes Killer has come to Seattle in this slasher comedy from the director of "Scare Me" and "Werewolves Within" and 3 writers including Christopher Landon. Ally (Oliv...
boxd.it
March 6, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Its early but so far this is the best movie I've seen this year.
Which may be bias towards the director, or because I've only seen two movies in theaters this year (despite my partner working at a theatre and getting to see things for free)
Either way, loved this movie
Which may be bias towards the director, or because I've only seen two movies in theaters this year (despite my partner working at a theatre and getting to see things for free)
Either way, loved this movie
COOK.
Where was this guy for ten years?
Where was this guy for ten years?
Trudeau: I want to speak first directly to the American people… your government has chosen to do this to you. Your government has chosen to put American jobs at risk. They have chosen to raise costs for American consumers on everyday essential items…
March 4, 2025 at 10:51 PM
COOK.
Where was this guy for ten years?
Where was this guy for ten years?
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Trudeau: I want to speak first directly to the American people… your government has chosen to do this to you. Your government has chosen to put American jobs at risk. They have chosen to raise costs for American consumers on everyday essential items…
March 4, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Trudeau: I want to speak first directly to the American people… your government has chosen to do this to you. Your government has chosen to put American jobs at risk. They have chosen to raise costs for American consumers on everyday essential items…
Josh Ruben is not only a great comedic talent, he's directed my favourite movie this year so far. I say give him a shot
I am fully in support of seeing @joshruben.bsky.social in a season of @dropout.tv @dimension20.bsky.social
If Ally Beardsley can walk into that dome with zero D&D experience and reach the heights they have, Josh can also nail it.
If Ally Beardsley can walk into that dome with zero D&D experience and reach the heights they have, Josh can also nail it.
March 4, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Josh Ruben is not only a great comedic talent, he's directed my favourite movie this year so far. I say give him a shot
At least Anora didn't use AI
(Fuck Brutalist and Emilia Perez)
(Fuck Brutalist and Emilia Perez)
Anora would not have been my pick of the nominees (I preferred The Brutalist and Nickel Boys), but it's a terrific movie, Sean Baker is the best, and I'm always so glad when an outright comedy wins Best Picture. The cinema!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
March 3, 2025 at 3:37 PM
At least Anora didn't use AI
(Fuck Brutalist and Emilia Perez)
(Fuck Brutalist and Emilia Perez)
