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ok, it’s not all bitching from me today. i ran into an exec & asked how she was. she said she felt weak because she couldn’t replace the water bottle on the fountain. i told her i’d just replaced it.

evidently she messaged the manager to see who was in office that could help.
January 29, 2026 at 3:11 AM
the bus this morning was late, and the bus this afternoon was 7 minutes away. 7 minutes away for 30 minuets until it disappeared and i’m stuck with the next bus. there’s a reason no one takes public transit. fuuuuuuuuuuck
January 28, 2026 at 10:49 PM
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It’s a recurring problem that a lot of these “left leaning people” are simply unaware of the reality that is obvious to everyone else: that they are conservatives.
January 27, 2026 at 7:51 PM
haaaaahahaha the accuracy!
A fascinating thing about Threads is that it gave the type of people who had mainly participated in social media by commenting on homeschool influencers’ instagram posts an opportunity to go viral themselves
a not insignificant number of people on Threads seem to believe the snow storm was The Government's attempt to refreeze the Leviathan, the world-eating serpent, which was getting loose (to eat the world, I assume)
January 26, 2026 at 7:38 PM
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Grieve the version of humanity you believed in, the one where everyone wants good things for everyone else. It’s a beautiful vision for the future, but a fantasy of the past and present. We will never get to a future we’ve dreamed of if we won’t admit we’re not living in that dream right now.
January 26, 2026 at 2:45 PM
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I know the idea of “better” policing is as old a demand as civil rights movements in this country, the impulse to call for it at this moment is so terribly cruel that it can only be understood as aligned with the terrorists.
January 24, 2026 at 6:24 PM
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If the US can abolish USAID, we can sure as shit abolish ICE.
January 24, 2026 at 6:09 PM
yesterday was filled with blessings. the bearded, deep-voiced man wasn't my mammogram tech, and a slow poke in the left lane prevented me from being stopped by the cop on the way home. may the blessings continue 🙏
January 24, 2026 at 1:47 PM
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I’m just gonna say it, I think “Cruella” is an absolute hoot of a movie. IDC IDC. It’s a 70s fashion fairy tale AND it features the dog who plays the role of Betty on #WillTrent.
January 23, 2026 at 10:17 PM
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Also, shout out to the costume designer for putting Tom Hiddleston in a slutty white linen shirt for a whole episode. His nipples speak to me in three different languages. #TheNightManager
January 22, 2026 at 11:42 PM
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Text people you love and ask if they’re prepared for this winter storm or need help. As for your enemies, well… but text the people you love, even and especially if you think of them as strong, capable people.
January 23, 2026 at 10:38 AM
fucking fucks!!!
CORPUS CHRISTI, Texas (AP) — Texas jury acquits Uvalde schools officer on charges he failed in duty to confront gunman in Robb Elementary attack.
January 22, 2026 at 3:44 AM
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The disconnect between management and employee on AI usage is big. At the same time, CEOs are reporting they aren't seeing any revenue growth from AI.

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www.wsj.com/lifestyle/wo...
CEOs Say AI Is Making Work More Efficient. Employees Tell a Different Story.
How much time workers say the technology saves them on the job is vastly different from what executives report.
www.wsj.com
January 21, 2026 at 2:07 PM
i asked for a tour of the building we're moving into, and now i have a meeting with the chief admin officer. seems a little excessive, but i'm curious to see why/how it escalated. updates after 2pm 😂
January 21, 2026 at 6:49 PM
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I forgot how much white dudes think they own weather. It's like how white women own dogs. You literally cannot mention these topics on social media without some of them losing their ever loving minds.
January 21, 2026 at 4:10 PM
nothing like listening to the questions at the end of a massive training to prove how dumb your colleagues truly are.
January 21, 2026 at 4:14 PM
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TO BE FAIR THE ANTIQUE DEALER WAS A DICK AND DESERVED IT
January 19, 2026 at 11:13 PM
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It’s come to my attention that some people do not understand the nature of this interaction because they are not acquainted with southern passive-aggression but rest assured she was being a shit
January 19, 2026 at 12:53 PM
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The increasingly common habit of screenshotting the AI summary of a Google search and presenting it as evidence must be nipped in the bud immediately. That is nothing. That is not anything, it is not a thing.
January 13, 2026 at 3:13 AM
today i ran for the bus because i got confused about the schedule (see: allergies). it was 1.5 blocks, kinda uphill, and i made it! i also felt a bit better about my struggle run through AMS 10 days ago. it's much easier to run without a 30 pound wheelie bag hitting your heels!
January 7, 2026 at 3:39 AM
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I've watched thousands of videos from the Jan. 6 riot as part of NPR's reporting and archive project on that day.

Here are some of the lesser known videos that have really stuck with me.

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January 6, 2026 at 1:23 PM
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We introverts die alone and WEALTHY
January 6, 2026 at 8:09 PM
my allergies just about resolved themselves until i performed leaf removal. so dumb.
January 5, 2026 at 1:31 AM
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“The cynical part of me…” I say this like I have any other part of me…
January 3, 2026 at 9:13 AM