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this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
January 3, 2026 at 10:57 PM
this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
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What if Magic The Gathering was a retro point and click adventure game?
December 5, 2025 at 9:22 PM
What if Magic The Gathering was a retro point and click adventure game?
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Y’all have got to stop trying to teach people magic with edh
Pope Leo XIV Will Have Lunch With 4 Trans Women in "Unprecedented" Meeting
https://www.them.us/story/pope-leo-xiv-lunch-trans-activists-alesia-nobile
https://www.them.us/story/pope-leo-xiv-lunch-trans-activists-alesia-nobile
November 15, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Y’all have got to stop trying to teach people magic with edh
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"I was married but I'm not married anymore. Women don't like the vehicle."
October 16, 2025 at 7:24 PM
"I was married but I'm not married anymore. Women don't like the vehicle."
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Bay Espresso Karamu Road; 141 Karamu Road North of Showgrounds, Hastings 4122, New Zealand https://www.google.com/maps/search/?api=1&query=-39.6280726%2C176.8798&query_place_id=ChIJ3dbW0FrKaW0R9ArSiiX6TtU
October 16, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Bay Espresso Karamu Road; 141 Karamu Road North of Showgrounds, Hastings 4122, New Zealand https://www.google.com/maps/search/?api=1&query=-39.6280726%2C176.8798&query_place_id=ChIJ3dbW0FrKaW0R9ArSiiX6TtU
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Pendant in the shape of a ram's head, Eastern Mediterranean, 5th–4th century BC, made of glass
August 4, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Pendant in the shape of a ram's head, Eastern Mediterranean, 5th–4th century BC, made of glass
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The world has changed so much since I wrote this, but at the end of the day it's still an essay I had a breakdown writing, an essay that took days because I couldn't stop crying long enough to write
strangehorizons.com/wordpress/no...
strangehorizons.com/wordpress/no...
I’ll Laugh As You Bury Me: New Zealand, America and Cultural Hegemony
All science fiction has its basis in the real world. This is the real world I base mine in. It has jokes and cups of tea and big smiles. Sometimes I’m in awe of the power of fiction to unite us. I …
strangehorizons.com
August 26, 2025 at 1:55 AM
The world has changed so much since I wrote this, but at the end of the day it's still an essay I had a breakdown writing, an essay that took days because I couldn't stop crying long enough to write
strangehorizons.com/wordpress/no...
strangehorizons.com/wordpress/no...
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times I gotta just make a real nasty mech
August 13, 2025 at 10:37 AM
times I gotta just make a real nasty mech
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Burger King Porirua; 7 Semple Street, Elsdon, Porirua 5022, New Zealand https://www.google.com/maps/search/?api=1&query=-41.1294444%2C174.8383333&query_place_id=ChIJ4fubiXRTP20RhVVz9sNaemA
July 26, 2025 at 8:04 AM
Burger King Porirua; 7 Semple Street, Elsdon, Porirua 5022, New Zealand https://www.google.com/maps/search/?api=1&query=-41.1294444%2C174.8383333&query_place_id=ChIJ4fubiXRTP20RhVVz9sNaemA
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PERMABAN
William Gaddis
Charged With Murder in Killings of 2 Israeli Embassy Aides.
https://forums.somethingawful.com/banlist.php?userid=195206
William Gaddis
Charged With Murder in Killings of 2 Israeli Embassy Aides.
https://forums.somethingawful.com/banlist.php?userid=195206
May 27, 2025 at 11:41 PM
PERMABAN
William Gaddis
Charged With Murder in Killings of 2 Israeli Embassy Aides.
https://forums.somethingawful.com/banlist.php?userid=195206
William Gaddis
Charged With Murder in Killings of 2 Israeli Embassy Aides.
https://forums.somethingawful.com/banlist.php?userid=195206
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Magic: The Gathering
May 17, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Magic: The Gathering
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This is honestly probably my favorite Simpsons bit
May 17, 2025 at 2:07 AM
This is honestly probably my favorite Simpsons bit
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'Why are high fertility people always so weird?' A weekend with the pronatalists
April 13, 2025 at 12:10 AM
'Why are high fertility people always so weird?' A weekend with the pronatalists
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I’ve like doubled my followers since posting this so if you haven’t peeped this it’d be rad if you did
𝑵𝑬𝑾 𝑬𝑷𝑰𝑺𝑶𝑫𝑬
Donald Trump is all Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka's Fault aka - how banning Hentai from a comedy forum lead to the some dipshit named big balls rooting around in the department of energies nuclear secrets
On all podcast apps and also links to everything here
linktr.ee/10bux
Donald Trump is all Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka's Fault aka - how banning Hentai from a comedy forum lead to the some dipshit named big balls rooting around in the department of energies nuclear secrets
On all podcast apps and also links to everything here
linktr.ee/10bux
March 13, 2025 at 6:05 PM
I’ve like doubled my followers since posting this so if you haven’t peeped this it’d be rad if you did
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... Americans I know it's hard but you gotta learn to say 'Kiwifruit' because this is a COMPLETELY different sentence
March 16, 2025 at 5:31 AM
... Americans I know it's hard but you gotta learn to say 'Kiwifruit' because this is a COMPLETELY different sentence
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PROBATION (6 hours)
Solus
Fuck you.
https://forums.somethingawful.com/banlist.php?userid=176384#frompost545060161
Solus
Fuck you.
https://forums.somethingawful.com/banlist.php?userid=176384#frompost545060161
February 27, 2025 at 8:41 AM
PROBATION (6 hours)
Solus
Fuck you.
https://forums.somethingawful.com/banlist.php?userid=176384#frompost545060161
Solus
Fuck you.
https://forums.somethingawful.com/banlist.php?userid=176384#frompost545060161
@nogodsnomayors.com are Roman Consuls considered mayors?
January 23, 2025 at 9:58 PM
@nogodsnomayors.com are Roman Consuls considered mayors?
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after days of grifters and con men at CES we stumbled upon the booth for VLC. they were all dressed as wizards and told us, "we have nothing to sell, we just decided to show up". i told them I'd been using their software to pirate media for 15 years and they said "keep doing that"
January 10, 2025 at 9:24 PM
after days of grifters and con men at CES we stumbled upon the booth for VLC. they were all dressed as wizards and told us, "we have nothing to sell, we just decided to show up". i told them I'd been using their software to pirate media for 15 years and they said "keep doing that"
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NEW EPISODE:
DIY & Hobbies > Heating basement pool.
aka: The moldy electrocution pool in my frat house, i'm a very tough guy on the internet
Show Links Below:
DIY & Hobbies > Heating basement pool.
aka: The moldy electrocution pool in my frat house, i'm a very tough guy on the internet
Show Links Below:
January 10, 2025 at 7:21 PM
NEW EPISODE:
DIY & Hobbies > Heating basement pool.
aka: The moldy electrocution pool in my frat house, i'm a very tough guy on the internet
Show Links Below:
DIY & Hobbies > Heating basement pool.
aka: The moldy electrocution pool in my frat house, i'm a very tough guy on the internet
Show Links Below: