@fivefootmenace81.bsky.social
Amateur crocheter, professional-ish nurse. Lover of beer. Owned by 2 extremely rare Colorado House Panthers (aka, black cats)
I want to make him an Internets star #makegizmofamous
December 28, 2025 at 2:44 AM
I want to make him an Internets star #makegizmofamous
I've lived with him for 4 days and I still don't think he's real. Gizmo, whoever abandoned you missed out on the once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to own their own chirpy Muppet.
December 23, 2025 at 10:50 AM
I've lived with him for 4 days and I still don't think he's real. Gizmo, whoever abandoned you missed out on the once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to own their own chirpy Muppet.
Meet Gizmo. He's only 10 months old but has perfected the craft of biscuit making already. Orders will be ready for Christmas delivery, but will cost extra as he just arrived to his new facility (home) yesterday and hasn't quite learned the lay of the land.
December 21, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Meet Gizmo. He's only 10 months old but has perfected the craft of biscuit making already. Orders will be ready for Christmas delivery, but will cost extra as he just arrived to his new facility (home) yesterday and hasn't quite learned the lay of the land.
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BORDER PATROL: “Are you an 🇺🇸 citizen?”
🔥 NATIVE AMERICAN WOMAN: “FIRST ONES. We didn’t cross the border, the border crossed us… what are you? You’re not first born. You’re not from this f*ckin’ land. Punk-as* b*tches.”
🔥 NATIVE AMERICAN WOMAN: “FIRST ONES. We didn’t cross the border, the border crossed us… what are you? You’re not first born. You’re not from this f*ckin’ land. Punk-as* b*tches.”
June 14, 2025 at 12:57 PM
BORDER PATROL: “Are you an 🇺🇸 citizen?”
🔥 NATIVE AMERICAN WOMAN: “FIRST ONES. We didn’t cross the border, the border crossed us… what are you? You’re not first born. You’re not from this f*ckin’ land. Punk-as* b*tches.”
🔥 NATIVE AMERICAN WOMAN: “FIRST ONES. We didn’t cross the border, the border crossed us… what are you? You’re not first born. You’re not from this f*ckin’ land. Punk-as* b*tches.”
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A reminder for these times.
March 1, 2025 at 10:24 PM
A reminder for these times.
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NOAA is now just a white guy named Doug whose knee hurts before it rains.
February 28, 2025 at 6:50 PM
NOAA is now just a white guy named Doug whose knee hurts before it rains.
I was so excited to capture an ultra rare mlem I couldn't keep the phone steady. #mlemsday #whiskerwednesday
February 20, 2025 at 1:01 AM
I was so excited to capture an ultra rare mlem I couldn't keep the phone steady. #mlemsday #whiskerwednesday
I love giving my cats a new toy that they massively enjoy for 15 minutes then ignore for the rest of eternity.
February 11, 2025 at 5:10 PM
I love giving my cats a new toy that they massively enjoy for 15 minutes then ignore for the rest of eternity.
My cats listening to me bitch about work. Can you feel the love?
February 3, 2025 at 6:41 AM
My cats listening to me bitch about work. Can you feel the love?
Happy Caturday from this little goof.
January 25, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Happy Caturday from this little goof.
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Do you want more cats in your feed but hate image scrapers? Here is my starter pack that is all cat accounts run by real people, posting content that is non-stolen, non-AI images of their own cats or cat artwork with ALT text! go.bsky.app/J8yqxnN
January 3, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Do you want more cats in your feed but hate image scrapers? Here is my starter pack that is all cat accounts run by real people, posting content that is non-stolen, non-AI images of their own cats or cat artwork with ALT text! go.bsky.app/J8yqxnN
Preparing for the polar vortex!
January 18, 2025 at 8:20 AM
Preparing for the polar vortex!
She has eaten at her designated times (yes, plural) every day since we got her. Yet she looks like this 5 minutes before feeding, like we'll forget. I do worry about my safety sometimes...
January 11, 2025 at 7:16 PM
She has eaten at her designated times (yes, plural) every day since we got her. Yet she looks like this 5 minutes before feeding, like we'll forget. I do worry about my safety sometimes...
Here is my cat very 'happily' wearing a crochet beanie. Of all the pics I took, that was the only decent one 😅
December 30, 2024 at 1:56 AM
Here is my cat very 'happily' wearing a crochet beanie. Of all the pics I took, that was the only decent one 😅
@sarahann82.bsky.social
Watch out, Skinny Bones Bailey and Blind Bones Jefferson-McGee are on the loose 🤣
Watch out, Skinny Bones Bailey and Blind Bones Jefferson-McGee are on the loose 🤣
Was a mean ol' woman,
Make Sticky Boy Lee feel so sad
WAS a mean ol' woman...
Make Sticky Boy Lee feel so sad
WAS a mean ol' woman...
December 19, 2024 at 6:08 PM
@sarahann82.bsky.social
Watch out, Skinny Bones Bailey and Blind Bones Jefferson-McGee are on the loose 🤣
Watch out, Skinny Bones Bailey and Blind Bones Jefferson-McGee are on the loose 🤣
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i’m starting an unfollow purge—only 666 will remain.
like this post to prove your loyalty and secure your spot among the chosen
like this post to prove your loyalty and secure your spot among the chosen
December 15, 2024 at 1:05 AM
i’m starting an unfollow purge—only 666 will remain.
like this post to prove your loyalty and secure your spot among the chosen
like this post to prove your loyalty and secure your spot among the chosen
I love that Bluesky is already dominated by cat accounts.
November 30, 2024 at 7:19 PM
I love that Bluesky is already dominated by cat accounts.
🎶 I'm the cat in the box 🎶
November 28, 2024 at 6:25 AM
🎶 I'm the cat in the box 🎶
CUTE VOID
November 25, 2024 at 7:28 AM
CUTE VOID
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Please be nice to each other.
We’re all doing our best.
We’re all doing our best.
November 25, 2024 at 3:54 AM
Please be nice to each other.
We’re all doing our best.
We’re all doing our best.
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*beavers see running water*
we are absolutely putting a stop to this nonsense
we are absolutely putting a stop to this nonsense
November 23, 2024 at 7:25 PM
*beavers see running water*
we are absolutely putting a stop to this nonsense
we are absolutely putting a stop to this nonsense