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A hoopy frood who really knows where his towel is
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How do all the Conservative Justices sleep at night knowing they gave him immunity??
February 11, 2025 at 1:56 PM
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If Trump proceeds with an illegal or unconstitutional act despite the court ruling against him, that will be the end. We will have lost America’s democracy and our country will be a dictatorship. Can the courts hold the line?
February 11, 2025 at 1:53 PM
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JD Vance doesn’t need the Pope. He has plenty of guys in white robes who support him.
MAJOR BREAKING: Pope Francis has written a letter to US Bishops saying he’s following “major crisis” of “mass deportations;” takes on Vance saying “The true ordo amoris that must be promoted is that which we discover by meditating constantly on the parable of the “Good Samaritan”
February 11, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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Can’t even walk around town without Elon explosion-jizzing in my sky
February 11, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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update:

$583 to go ❤️

please, please help me to pay for this - as soon as it's paid i can make a new appointment 🙏🏽
unfortunately, my appointment was cancelled bc payment hadn't been made as agreed upon.

please, if you can send $1, it really helps, bc rn i have no means to pay for this. 🙏🏽

i'm in so much pain but i can't afford another hospital admission

pp: paypal.me/thelongestroad
ko-fi.com/rebekamash
please send something if you can.

no payment = no post surgery treatment.

i have an appointment tomorrow that i will be cancelled if my payments are not up to date.

please help 🙏🏽
February 11, 2025 at 7:27 AM
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Philly fans are obviously enjoying this but for those of us without a dog in the fight this is as dismal of a Super Bowl as I can remember
February 10, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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Chris Murphy: "I think this is the most serious constitutional crisis the country has faced, certainly since Watergate. The president is attempting to seize control of power, and for corrupt purposes ... he's trying to crush his opposition ... this is a red alert moment ... our democracy is at risk"
February 9, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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Hey NYTimes — *now* you’re lighting the beacons? NOW?!? After months of “Sauron: Avatar Of Evil… Or Extreme Uniter?” thumbsucker reporting you’re screaming what we’ve known since 2015? Fuck all the way off.
February 9, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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JD Vance Facetimes His Family
February 9, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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"The founders describe Arbitrus as an “AI judge”, essentially an end-to-end binding arbitration platform developed with generative artificial intelligence."

LegalSky: you see this?

archive.is/eFxcM#select...
archive.is
February 6, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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Pilot: Approaching Dulles. On schedule for 8:30 arrival.

ChatGPTCoPilot: Diverting to Georgetown Airport.

Pilot: Georgetown has an airport?

ChatGPTCoPilot: Georgetown has an airport founded in 1973 by Greta Thunberg.

Pilot: That doesn’t sound right. Did you just make that up?

/1
February 6, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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$25 total received yesterday ❤️

$945 to go 🙏🏽

please, please help me to pay for this - as soon as it's paid i can make a new appointment 🙏🏽
unfortunately, my appointment was cancelled bc payment hadn't been made as agreed upon.

please, if you can send $1, it really helps, bc rn i have no means to pay for this. 🙏🏽

i'm in so much pain but i can't afford another hospital admission

pp: paypal.me/thelongestroad
ko-fi.com/rebekamash
please send something if you can.

no payment = no post surgery treatment.

i have an appointment tomorrow that i will be cancelled if my payments are not up to date.

please help 🙏🏽
February 6, 2025 at 1:33 PM
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tonight
February 2, 2025 at 5:35 AM
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Jews in KY are challenging that abortion ban bc the state is limiting their ability to dispose of their IVF embryos as they see fit, viz Jewish law’s POV on when life begins.

God willing that will end favorably and set a religious freedom precedent.

Because fuck this shit.
The University of Alabama at Birmingham health system says it has paused in vitro fertilization procedures following an Alabama Supreme Court decision due to fear of criminal prosecution and lawsuits
Fearing prosecution, UAB pauses in vitro fertilization after Alabama embryo court ruling
A statement from the university said they are 'saddened' for patients who are trying to have babies
www.al.com
February 21, 2024 at 6:25 PM
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This should be the story tomorrow, and every day:

The leader of one of America’s two major political parties has just signaled to the Kremlin that if elected, he would not only refuse to defend Europe in World War III, but he would gladly support Vladimir Putin.

www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archiv...
Trump Encourages Putin to Attack NATO Members
At a rally on Saturday, the former president announced he would tell the Russians “to do whatever the hell they want” to states delinquent in their bills.
www.theatlantic.com
February 11, 2024 at 3:46 AM
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The jaguarundi has a top ten dumb animal face
January 27, 2024 at 7:05 AM
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How many times am I going to boil tea but not actually pour it over the teabags. I'm on my third attempt
January 27, 2024 at 5:42 PM
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Even the Russian judge giving @kilgoretrout.bsky.social a 10 for this one.
January 27, 2024 at 2:10 AM
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Bipolar post: job hunt edition!

amirite?
January 26, 2024 at 8:23 AM
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trump: I wish I had another lawyer (rubs monkey paw)
January 27, 2024 at 12:58 AM
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A jury has awarded $83.3 million to E. Jean Carroll in her suit against Donald Trump.

For Trump fans, that’s the equivalent of 640.77 porn stars.
January 26, 2024 at 9:44 PM
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when you get a rabid animal trapped in a corner, you don’t play with your food, you take the shot and keep shooting
January 26, 2024 at 10:54 PM
This is Trump’s facilities manager. Eat your heart out, Biden.
January 27, 2024 at 12:25 AM