C-PAP Demon Hunters
Is that anything?
Is that anything?
November 24, 2025 at 8:27 PM
C-PAP Demon Hunters
Is that anything?
Is that anything?
Oklahoma was randomly on TV. "Kissin' is my favorite food" is legitimately the funniest line of any song I've ever heard.
August 30, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Oklahoma was randomly on TV. "Kissin' is my favorite food" is legitimately the funniest line of any song I've ever heard.
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White House Downplays Trump Hand Bruise As Least Concerning Part Of Body
https://theonion.com/white-house-downplays-trump-hand-bruise-as-least-concerning-part-of-body/
https://theonion.com/white-house-downplays-trump-hand-bruise-as-least-concerning-part-of-body/
White House Downplays Trump Hand Bruise As Least Concerning Part Of Body
WASHINGTON—As they called attention to his alarmingly sallow complexion and rapidly deteriorating brain function, White House officials sought to quell speculation Monday over the bruising on Presiden...
theonion.com
August 30, 2025 at 4:00 PM
White House Downplays Trump Hand Bruise As Least Concerning Part Of Body
https://theonion.com/white-house-downplays-trump-hand-bruise-as-least-concerning-part-of-body/
https://theonion.com/white-house-downplays-trump-hand-bruise-as-least-concerning-part-of-body/
As we all predicted since the show premiered, South Park is the moral compass of a country slipping into fascism.
South Park ROASTS 60 Minutes for their cowardice.
July 24, 2025 at 3:27 PM
As we all predicted since the show premiered, South Park is the moral compass of a country slipping into fascism.
Establishment Dems GET OUT OF THE WAY.
July 2, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Establishment Dems GET OUT OF THE WAY.
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I feel like the bill being passed is my fault because I got distracted
:(
:(
July 1, 2025 at 6:07 PM
I feel like the bill being passed is my fault because I got distracted
:(
:(
Showed my daughter The Sound of Music for the first time and she was charmed as hell. So was I, but I was also equally energized to oppose Nazism at every turn. #edelweiss
June 9, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Showed my daughter The Sound of Music for the first time and she was charmed as hell. So was I, but I was also equally energized to oppose Nazism at every turn. #edelweiss
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The sitcom people account is already going into Reruns.
June 8, 2025 at 10:25 PM
The sitcom people account is already going into Reruns.
Mary Poppins still rules.
April 19, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Mary Poppins still rules.
1. Family movie night tonight: Babe 2: Pig in the City
2. Turns out, it was directed by George Miller of Mad Max fame.
3. After viewing this film, that somehow makes sense.
2. Turns out, it was directed by George Miller of Mad Max fame.
3. After viewing this film, that somehow makes sense.
April 5, 2025 at 12:48 AM
1. Family movie night tonight: Babe 2: Pig in the City
2. Turns out, it was directed by George Miller of Mad Max fame.
3. After viewing this film, that somehow makes sense.
2. Turns out, it was directed by George Miller of Mad Max fame.
3. After viewing this film, that somehow makes sense.
A woman on Wheel of Fortune had the name "Piddle" on her name tag and I am trying to figure out how that happened to her.
April 2, 2025 at 11:58 PM
A woman on Wheel of Fortune had the name "Piddle" on her name tag and I am trying to figure out how that happened to her.
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Cory Booker is 24 hours into his filibuster protesting Trump and Musk gutting America's social services. He's minutes away from breaking the US filibuster record — held by Strom Thurmond protesting the Civil Rights Act of 1957. Now that's symbolism. www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2ut...
April 1, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Cory Booker is 24 hours into his filibuster protesting Trump and Musk gutting America's social services. He's minutes away from breaking the US filibuster record — held by Strom Thurmond protesting the Civil Rights Act of 1957. Now that's symbolism. www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2ut...
I haven't had greasy diner hash browns and black coffee that tastes like the inside of the pot for way too long...
March 30, 2025 at 6:20 PM
I haven't had greasy diner hash browns and black coffee that tastes like the inside of the pot for way too long...
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‘I Messed Up At Work Again,’ Crestfallen Michael Waltz Texts Wife, National Geographic Editorial Staff
March 25, 2025 at 9:00 PM
‘I Messed Up At Work Again,’ Crestfallen Michael Waltz Texts Wife, National Geographic Editorial Staff
Big if true.
Numerous Teams Express Interest In Aaron Rodgers Playing Elsewhere
Numerous Teams Express Interest In Aaron Rodgers Playing Elsewhere
NEW YORK—Leaping at the opportunity to make their intentions clear, numerous NFL front offices expressed interest this week in quarterback Aaron Rodgers playing elsewhere, sources confirmed Tuesday. “...
theonion.com
March 19, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Big if true.
If you're making kids educational material and you're teaching them about whales, don't say anything like, "It's a real whale of a whatever."
You're embarrassing yourself.
You're embarrassing yourself.
March 14, 2025 at 9:45 PM
If you're making kids educational material and you're teaching them about whales, don't say anything like, "It's a real whale of a whatever."
You're embarrassing yourself.
You're embarrassing yourself.
First new turntable in almost 15 years. 😍
March 11, 2025 at 7:52 PM
First new turntable in almost 15 years. 😍
I don't care about the Oscars one iota, but I will enjoy all Conan O'Brien content until I'm dead in the frickin' ground.
March 3, 2025 at 12:51 AM
I don't care about the Oscars one iota, but I will enjoy all Conan O'Brien content until I'm dead in the frickin' ground.
Susan Collins is furrowing her brow SO HARD right now...
March 1, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Susan Collins is furrowing her brow SO HARD right now...
If you're trying to go for an intense run to feel some endorphins and get out some anxious energy regarding the state of the world, any Rage Against The Machine album still does the damn trick. #evilempire
February 25, 2025 at 10:51 PM
If you're trying to go for an intense run to feel some endorphins and get out some anxious energy regarding the state of the world, any Rage Against The Machine album still does the damn trick. #evilempire
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This is the first time I have laughed in over a week
Dude, what the FUCK is going on in this Netflix OJ Simpson docuseries?
February 23, 2025 at 6:27 AM
This is the first time I have laughed in over a week
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Herman Melville's "Moby Dick" has perhaps the most memorable opening line in all of Western literature: "I hope you motherfuckers like reading about whales"
February 16, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Herman Melville's "Moby Dick" has perhaps the most memorable opening line in all of Western literature: "I hope you motherfuckers like reading about whales"
"Dad, can we listen to The Beatles...or that band that signs Love Cats?"
"The Cure?"
"Yeah, The Cure."
2 rad 4 second grade...
"The Cure?"
"Yeah, The Cure."
2 rad 4 second grade...
February 15, 2025 at 7:53 PM
"Dad, can we listen to The Beatles...or that band that signs Love Cats?"
"The Cure?"
"Yeah, The Cure."
2 rad 4 second grade...
"The Cure?"
"Yeah, The Cure."
2 rad 4 second grade...
My wife has pointed out that if Selena Gomez changed her name to Short Steve, the stars of Only Murders in the Building would be a perfect circle.
Steve Martin // Martin Short // Short Steve // Etc.
Do it, Selena!
Steve Martin // Martin Short // Short Steve // Etc.
Do it, Selena!
February 15, 2025 at 4:39 AM
My wife has pointed out that if Selena Gomez changed her name to Short Steve, the stars of Only Murders in the Building would be a perfect circle.
Steve Martin // Martin Short // Short Steve // Etc.
Do it, Selena!
Steve Martin // Martin Short // Short Steve // Etc.
Do it, Selena!