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DamGirl

@flashytaser.bsky.social

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I am 👉🏼a real human 📝 🚫Not a bot and not Keanu Reeves🤣 Just say no to the illuminati scams. Don’t be a cursed pizza with a threatening aura. https://www.instagram.com/s0larck?igsh=MWI2OW55amVxbWtwaw%3D%3D&utm_source=qr

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DamGirl @flashytaser.bsky.social · 9d

The only ice I’m interested in are ice baths for harvesting organs.

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DamGirl @flashytaser.bsky.social · 7d

I miss your home renovations and homemade greeting cards.

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A Big Ail @kissabix.bsky.social · Aug 15

Why is it called a chest freezer when it will fit limbs and heads, too?

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A Big Ail @kissabix.bsky.social · 12d

I'm looking for any potential singles who are up for marrying me (must have a pulse so I don't get imprisoned) so Pam can wear her elite headgear

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A Big Ail @kissabix.bsky.social · Nov 26

Grandad: I'm appalled that people film awful situations instead of helping

Me:*takes deep breath*
It's time for me to explain choke fucking

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DamGirl @flashytaser.bsky.social · 8d

I’m not used to seeing your account without a suspension time out warning.

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DamGirl @flashytaser.bsky.social · 8d

This is more hilarious because you’re most likely in that bathroom with a shark floor! 😹💯

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DamGirl @flashytaser.bsky.social · 8d

Just count her collection of goats and it’ll all be ok. 😹🎉

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A Big Ail @kissabix.bsky.social · 9d

Ooooooooh a rapture

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Grant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 8d

Acceptable Thing To Do With CPR Dummy: learn how to save a life

Unacceptable Thing To Do With CPR Dummy: learn how to create a life

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🌮 Alacrity's Ghost @alacritysshadow.bsky.social · 9d

Wut?

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Bryson The Gaytive @brysonthegaytive.bsky.social · 9d

We are in Refuge Harbour, Baffin Island, Nunavut.

This will be the furthest north I’ve travelled. Around 71°N

A small mountain in a cloudy day there are several lines going down that are small glaciers

The the cliff face of a mountain in the foreground is water

The bay that we were in surrounded by mountains and fog and

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A Darker Nightmare 🖤 @darkersunrise.bsky.social · 10d

You’re meant for something better

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 9d

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Grant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 9d

Scientists: we've made contact with intelligent extraterrestrial life on other planets

Americans: are they democrat or republican

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DamGirl @flashytaser.bsky.social · 9d

Quick question: How are your kidneys?

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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 10d

Unless you are Indigenous, that is not your spirit animal. That is just a cat eating a burrito.

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ett flöde med weirdos att njuta av @rawdjur.bsky.social · 9d

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 10d

not now responsibility, the people in my phone need me

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DamGirl @flashytaser.bsky.social · 9d

The only ice I’m interested in are ice baths for harvesting organs.

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DamGirl @flashytaser.bsky.social · 9d

Bad Bunny has gone on record saying he won’t tour in America in fear of ice raiding his attendees. I hope everyone stays safe when they attend the superbowl for his performance. It’s going to be lit!