Same.
A raccoon goes on a drunken rampage in a closed Virginia liquor store, hitting the bottom shelf where the scotch and whisky were stored before smashing bottles and spilling alcohol everywhere before passing out on the floor.
Raccoon goes on drunken rampage in Virginia liquor store and passes out on bathroom floor
An employee at a Ashland, Virginia-area liquor store found the trash panda passed out on the bathroom floor at the end of his drunken escapade.
nbcnews.to
December 3, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Same.
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… beg pardon
November 22, 2025 at 1:43 AM
… beg pardon
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Any President who calls for the opposition party to be hanged should be immediately impeached and removed from office.
November 20, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Any President who calls for the opposition party to be hanged should be immediately impeached and removed from office.
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Glass houses, dude
November 20, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Glass houses, dude
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do you think God hates us
Nicki Minaj is set to speak at the United Nations on behalf of the Trump administration.
November 18, 2025 at 7:28 PM
do you think God hates us
Still thinking about this skeet and also about the not-insignificant number of times I had to make a judgment call as to whether a snuff film seemed legitimate enough to contact law enforcement about. Ten years before AI videos were a thing, even.
Also, doing entirely human content moderation where each post must be seen by human eyes and carefully evaluated for context and permissibility on social media is the single most horrific and traumatizing job I think it’s possible to do that doesn’t require committing crimes against humanity.
November 15, 2025 at 11:22 AM
Still thinking about this skeet and also about the not-insignificant number of times I had to make a judgment call as to whether a snuff film seemed legitimate enough to contact law enforcement about. Ten years before AI videos were a thing, even.
Yeah until you have worked a content moderation job where you had to determine if a painting of a woman being gang-banged by millipedes was outside of site policy based on how far the millipede appeared to be penetrating/what exactly constitutes “lube”, you really haven’t experienced the internet.
Also, doing entirely human content moderation where each post must be seen by human eyes and carefully evaluated for context and permissibility on social media is the single most horrific and traumatizing job I think it’s possible to do that doesn’t require committing crimes against humanity.
November 14, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Yeah until you have worked a content moderation job where you had to determine if a painting of a woman being gang-banged by millipedes was outside of site policy based on how far the millipede appeared to be penetrating/what exactly constitutes “lube”, you really haven’t experienced the internet.
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my pants are always in danger of being too short so I'm always curious when people who could get their pants long enough decide against it
November 14, 2025 at 12:05 AM
my pants are always in danger of being too short so I'm always curious when people who could get their pants long enough decide against it
Locked out of fb, so today my Bluesky people get this update:
I have COVID and was up at 230am cough-pooping. Do not recommend.
I have COVID and was up at 230am cough-pooping. Do not recommend.
November 12, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Locked out of fb, so today my Bluesky people get this update:
I have COVID and was up at 230am cough-pooping. Do not recommend.
I have COVID and was up at 230am cough-pooping. Do not recommend.
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It really started with not hanging Confederate leaders.
November 10, 2025 at 3:50 AM
It really started with not hanging Confederate leaders.
The perfect gif doesn’t exi—
a black and white cat wearing a black and white tracksuit is sitting on a carpet .
ALT: a black and white cat wearing a black and white tracksuit is sitting on a carpet .
media.tenor.com
October 28, 2025 at 9:56 PM
The perfect gif doesn’t exi—
Did Bluesky change their iPhone app icon to a deeper, warmer, redder blue or is my phone doing some weird bullshit?
October 28, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Did Bluesky change their iPhone app icon to a deeper, warmer, redder blue or is my phone doing some weird bullshit?
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this is what will happen if mamdani makes bus rides free
October 25, 2025 at 7:24 AM
this is what will happen if mamdani makes bus rides free
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Breaking: White House demolition crew accidentally destroys pen with the live chickens fed to Stephen Miller.
October 22, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Breaking: White House demolition crew accidentally destroys pen with the live chickens fed to Stephen Miller.
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This is not a joke. It actually happened.
The Pentagon announces they are replacing The New York Times’ press credentials with the MyPillow guy’s media outlet.
October 22, 2025 at 8:12 PM
This is not a joke. It actually happened.
This mfer is out there talking like an even more demented Abe Simpson on live TV. How is the president’s mental state _not_ the lead story in every newspaper? We had to read about it every time Biden stuttered ffs.
Trump: "The ocean drugs and the sea drugs, drugs by sea they call it also, that's almost down to nothing."
October 22, 2025 at 9:36 PM
This mfer is out there talking like an even more demented Abe Simpson on live TV. How is the president’s mental state _not_ the lead story in every newspaper? We had to read about it every time Biden stuttered ffs.
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Thinking San Francisco went woke just 15 years ago is a take.
October 19, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Thinking San Francisco went woke just 15 years ago is a take.
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The Bluesky government accounts want unhinged engagement with their accounts to screenshot and provide to Fox News to justify their authoritarianism and I’m not going to do their work for them it’s my day off.
October 18, 2025 at 11:33 AM
The Bluesky government accounts want unhinged engagement with their accounts to screenshot and provide to Fox News to justify their authoritarianism and I’m not going to do their work for them it’s my day off.
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this is why I think the admin spending all week yelling about a “hate America” rally was stupid
anyone who tunes in gets to see funny signs, joyful crowds and shit like “an enormous constitution being carried to the White House”
this is a crowd that loves America and wants it to be better
anyone who tunes in gets to see funny signs, joyful crowds and shit like “an enormous constitution being carried to the White House”
this is a crowd that loves America and wants it to be better
Giant copy of the Constitution being carried down Pennsylvania Avenue.
October 18, 2025 at 6:21 PM
this is why I think the admin spending all week yelling about a “hate America” rally was stupid
anyone who tunes in gets to see funny signs, joyful crowds and shit like “an enormous constitution being carried to the White House”
this is a crowd that loves America and wants it to be better
anyone who tunes in gets to see funny signs, joyful crowds and shit like “an enormous constitution being carried to the White House”
this is a crowd that loves America and wants it to be better
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The last and only previous time a president granted criminal clemency to expelled members of Congress was when some were covered under Andrew Johnson's amnesties for ex-Confederates.
WASHINGTON (AP) — Trump says he has commuted sentence of former US Rep. George Santos in federal fraud case.
October 17, 2025 at 10:31 PM
The last and only previous time a president granted criminal clemency to expelled members of Congress was when some were covered under Andrew Johnson's amnesties for ex-Confederates.
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… Good to know ‘setting up a BlueSky account for your department on Friday after 5:00’ is within the definition of vital functions that can continue during a government shutdown
October 17, 2025 at 10:23 PM
… Good to know ‘setting up a BlueSky account for your department on Friday after 5:00’ is within the definition of vital functions that can continue during a government shutdown
What the absolute fuck lol. www.cnn.com/2025/10/17/p...
Trump says he has commuted sentence of former Rep. George Santos | CNN Politics
President Donald Trump said on social media Friday that he is commuting the sentence of disgraced former Rep. George Santos, who had been serving a seven-year sentence for the fraud charges that got h...
www.cnn.com
October 17, 2025 at 10:23 PM
What the absolute fuck lol. www.cnn.com/2025/10/17/p...