Fran
franwrites.bsky.social
Fran
@franwrites.bsky.social
American expat in Australia, eater of food, narrative design lead
@ Mighty Kingdom
Currently telling Starfleet officers what to do in https://www.startreklowerdecksmobilegame.com/
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If Amy Sherman-Palladino can produce 22 high-quality episodes of Gilmore Girls every year in the space of 6 years, there's no reason we should have to wait 2 to 3 years for the next 8 episode season of your streaming series.
December 27, 2025 at 9:47 PM
I don’t care if they win the Super Bowl again, Sirianni has to go.
December 29, 2025 at 12:26 AM
post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't nirvana, soundgarden, pearl jam, or alice in chains.

Pop rock bliss.
December 28, 2025 at 9:22 AM
Someone is absolutely going to overpay Malik Willis, the only question is who.
December 28, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Why did ESPN cut to basketball before the ritual Pop Tart sacrifice???
December 28, 2025 at 12:29 AM
You’ve just opened up a Star Trek themed restaurant.

What are you calling it?

“The Way To Eatin’”

OR

A dim sum place called “An Embarrassment Of Dumplings”
You’ve just opened up a Star Trek themed restaurant.

What are you calling it?

It'll be a traditional British restaurant...

ENTER PIES
You’ve just opened up a Star Trek themed restaurant.

What are you calling it?

It’ll be a fish restaurant……..

Bream me up Scotty
December 27, 2025 at 2:40 AM
So much this. It’s almost like so many people in parking lots WANT to get hit.
Old Man Yells At Cloud Department:

I do dearly miss the pre-pandemic days when, if a car was actively involved in backing out of a space in a parking lot, pedestrians did not feel it was fine to just keep walking across the path of said moving vehicle, certain that the universe would stop for them.
December 26, 2025 at 8:38 PM
I got a pizza oven for Christmas (and next birthday, and probably next Christmas…) and I’m pleased with the first effort, it can only (🤞) go up from here!
December 26, 2025 at 10:18 AM
December 24, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Lo, it is another Christmas Eve and we return to the annual ritual of my wife ardently trying to convince me that the stand ins in Love Actually are on a porn set instead of a regular movie set.
December 24, 2025 at 1:26 PM
It’s Christmas cookie day!
December 23, 2025 at 8:33 AM
I kinda want the Panthers to make the playoffs now, and I kinda want the Colts to cut Rivers so he can join the Panthers for the playoffs.

Yes, I know at least one of these things is not going to happen.
December 23, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Larry David
If you could make your own version of A Christmas Carol, who would you get to star as Scrooge?
December 23, 2025 at 4:07 AM
This game would be awesome if the Colts could make EVEN ONE STOP.
December 23, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Last Christmas, hands down.
What's a popular Christmas song that you really don't like? 🎄
December 22, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Yeah, and you’re going to get an ass whipping by Tanner McKee.
HC Dan Quinn on the Eagles going for a 2-point conversion late in the game:

"That's their call. We'll see them in 2 weeks."
December 21, 2025 at 2:41 AM
A Lord of the Rings cover band called Arcade Shire.
Or Smaughat.
A Lord of the Rings cover band called Panic! at the Bilbo
A Lord of the Rings cover band called Tolkien Heads
December 20, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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I don't want gen AI in my browser
I don't want gen AI in my pc
I don't want gen AI in my art
I don't want gen AI in my games
I don't want gen AI in my music
I don't want gen AI in my movies
I don't want gen AI in my books
I don't want gen AI in my cart
I don't want gen AI in my life
December 16, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Sam Darnold plays like a guy in the Final Destination universe. He's trying to change history and win, but whenever he gets close, fate steps in and won't allow it.
December 19, 2025 at 3:22 AM
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the entire LA animation industry should get to take turns beating their owed money out of Zaslav like a piñata
July 28, 2025 at 7:32 PM
The 68 Ventures Bowl has more people on the field than in the stands. Do all these random bowls have a reason to exist? I mean, it’s on TV so I guess everyone got their money.
December 18, 2025 at 3:07 AM
I really, really do not need a "2025 Wrapped" from MIRO.
December 17, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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i need a secret extra month at the end of the year that nobody else knows about. it’s just for me, and you can’t email me there
December 15, 2025 at 4:29 AM
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One of the many reasons AI can't produce good writing is it can't hate its own writing. It can't think to itself "Maybe I'm illiterate" during the writing process. And that's essential
December 9, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Notre Dame seems to be doing all it can to reinforce everyone’s opinion of Notre Dame.
December 9, 2025 at 12:13 AM