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@schumer.senate.gov is “very disappointed”. I guess the world is safe now?
January 7, 2026 at 9:30 AM
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Dear USA:
We are disgusted, horrified but disappointingly, not surprised.
January 6, 2026 at 8:18 PM
I bate to say it, but Trump was right. NATO countries, especially in Europe, should have increased their defense budget…
January 6, 2026 at 6:42 PM
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1. Hundreds of corps that pledged to stop donating to members of Congress who voted to overturn the election on 1/6/21 have broken their promise over the last 5 years

But we've identified 10 promise keepers:

Farmers
Airbnb
Expedia
Nike
Clorox
Eversource Energy
Holland & Hart
Qurate
Whirlpool
Lyft
Five years later, these 10 corporations still aren’t funding election deniers
Five years ago today, on January 6, 2021, a violent mob stormed the Capitol building.
popular.info
January 6, 2026 at 1:37 PM
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If the US holds Venezuela, we will seize 17% of oil -- yesterday's technology. If China uses this precedent to take Taiwan, it will own 60% of semiconductors -- tomorrow's technology. See what happens when you elect evil & stupid at the same time?

Really American FB
January 6, 2026 at 2:07 AM
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"Neo-Colonialism Goes Nuclear as US President Threatens Entire World Community"
January 5, 2026 at 3:12 AM
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That’s right, Congress. Keep letting him do anything he wants, unchecked. Keep showing the country (and the world) what total feckless pussies you are. Well done.
January 4, 2026 at 1:56 PM
Meanwhile in Congress…
January 4, 2026 at 4:05 PM
"It’s not a war. It’s a Special Military Operation"
January 3, 2026 at 9:51 AM
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only in america could you have people applauding a fascist for saying “fuck you fascist pedophile” to her equally fascist boss and somehow see that as a win for democracy
December 30, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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December 31, 2025 at 6:09 AM
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Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
December 27, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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I deleted my post about alleged letter from Epstein to Nassar because I’m concerned about its authenticity and I’m worried that sharing it may help the DoJ damage the credibility of other documents if it turns out to be a forgery.
December 23, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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The Donald J. Trump Epstein Files & Unpresidential Library, Archives, and Special Collections, now with a Giraffe petting zoo!
December 21, 2025 at 6:07 AM
… and that is why we didn’t do anything about it.
MORE from Jack Smith:

"Our investigation also developed powerful evidence that showed President Trump willfully retained highly classified documents after he left office in January 2021 ... He then repeatedly tried to obstruct justice to conceal his continued retention of those documents."
BREAKING on MS NOW:

Jack Smith, in his opening statement to House Judiciary, says:

"Our investigation developed proof beyond a reasonable doubt that President Trump engaged in a criminal scheme to overturn the results of the 2020 presidential election and to prevent the lawful transfer of power."
December 18, 2025 at 11:11 AM
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I dunno, I’m thinking the bigger issue is not having an insane sick fuck POTUS with insane sick fuck thoughts.

Not that the insane sick fuck POTUS needs to kept his insane sick fuck-ness to himself.
December 15, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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SEATTLE & VASHON ISLAND: King County is providing free sandbags for pickup to reduce damages from flooding.

Stay safe, we’re in this together. kingcounty.gov/en/dept/dnrp...
Sandbag distribution and use - King County, Washington
kingcounty.gov
December 12, 2025 at 12:02 AM
As performance review season approaches, I wish I had the confidence of this incredibly mediocre man.
This guy is blowing himself like Ron Jeremy.
December 12, 2025 at 10:11 AM
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PIERS: “You’re not gay?”
FUENTES: “No. But women are very difficult to be around.”
P: “Should they vote?”
F: “No.”
PIERS: “They should stay home?”
FUENTES: “Yeah.”
PIERS: “So you’re just a misogynistic dinosaur. Have you ever had sex?”
FUENTES: “No.”
PIERS: “Wow. Says the guy who never got laid.”
December 9, 2025 at 1:34 PM
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It is newsworthy that the president of the United States is increasingly verbally abusive of women reporters and he should be asked about it.
December 8, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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Trump is an idiot, but the people behind him, handling him are working on the long goal. If you think they don’t have plans for his replacement, you have a short sight. The war that Putin is stirring will pull the US into it. The US will side with Russia and there will be no elections only war.
December 4, 2025 at 9:22 AM
hey are following the script, no surprise here.

First, the "criminals"
Then the "illegals"
Then the ones with a speeding ticket 15 years ago
Then the Refugees
Now the dual citizens
Who knows who's next?
Then idk, probably African-Americans

www.newsweek.com/dual-citizen...
www.newsweek.com
December 2, 2025 at 4:32 PM
To whom it may concern: Immunity granted by the Supreme Court only applies to the President, not his administration.
November 28, 2025 at 11:28 PM
In true French immigrant fashion, my friend and I will be celebrating Thanksgiving, by eating raclette at an ungodly hour (7pm).
#CulturalMixups
November 27, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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President Zelenskyy is thanking again other leaders for their support. How about we all thank him and all Ukrainians. They are fighting Putin and keeping us safe. If Putin wins we all lose and Europe is finished.

Thank you President Zelenskyy and all Ukrainians 🇺🇦🙏
November 22, 2025 at 7:20 PM