Frog
@frogumbrella.bsky.social
Circumstantial Whimsy and Incoherent Ramblings
It's national bartender day!! Give a bartender all of your love and money today!
December 5, 2025 at 3:30 PM
It's national bartender day!! Give a bartender all of your love and money today!
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Imagine getting prescribed a dildo by your doctor. I feel like a woman in the early 1900's being diagnosed with insanity
October 15, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Imagine getting prescribed a dildo by your doctor. I feel like a woman in the early 1900's being diagnosed with insanity
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I wish ads felt pain when you skipped thems
October 13, 2025 at 4:05 PM
I wish ads felt pain when you skipped thems
Imagine absolutely falling in love with a mobile game only to discover it PERMANENTLY SHUTS DOWN on halloween
October 8, 2025 at 7:15 AM
Imagine absolutely falling in love with a mobile game only to discover it PERMANENTLY SHUTS DOWN on halloween
I think it would be helpful if I were to just... explode
September 30, 2025 at 7:05 PM
I think it would be helpful if I were to just... explode
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not now babe, i’m letting it linger
September 24, 2025 at 1:40 PM
not now babe, i’m letting it linger
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that's me on the corner
that's me on the sidewalk
trying to catch a pigeon
that's me on the sidewalk
trying to catch a pigeon
March 22, 2025 at 9:03 PM
that's me on the corner
that's me on the sidewalk
trying to catch a pigeon
that's me on the sidewalk
trying to catch a pigeon
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you’re telling me this entire Siberian Orchestra is trans?
September 26, 2025 at 5:06 PM
you’re telling me this entire Siberian Orchestra is trans?
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Get in the zone (threatening)
September 18, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Get in the zone (threatening)
I be out here macrodosing red dye 40
September 8, 2025 at 3:38 AM
I be out here macrodosing red dye 40
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Got diagnosed with pussy dangerous. Symptoms?? Peeing my pants :(
August 22, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Got diagnosed with pussy dangerous. Symptoms?? Peeing my pants :(
Ear privileges revoked for crimes against sleep
August 22, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Ear privileges revoked for crimes against sleep
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Costco should sell vapes the size of gas cans
August 15, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Costco should sell vapes the size of gas cans
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From now on, only VERIFIABLE memes!
Like this one.
Like this one.
August 17, 2025 at 1:30 PM
From now on, only VERIFIABLE memes!
Like this one.
Like this one.
Be honest. Would you tip more or less if your bartender was crying while making your drink
August 18, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Be honest. Would you tip more or less if your bartender was crying while making your drink
Yeah, yeah, universe. You're hilarious. Can you chill, though?
August 18, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Yeah, yeah, universe. You're hilarious. Can you chill, though?
Anyone else always hold their chest when looking for things? Unrelated note, it took me 5 minutes in the dollar store to realize I had a handful of titty
August 18, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Anyone else always hold their chest when looking for things? Unrelated note, it took me 5 minutes in the dollar store to realize I had a handful of titty
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