Jason Fry
frydorov.bsky.social
Jason Fry
@frydorov.bsky.social
Sports fanatic, MSU fan, proud husband, proud stepdad, passionate about #DadJokes, purveyor of punnery, dog dad of 4, cat dad of 6. #ILiveInAZoo
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The coach taking USC to Alamo Bowls and Las Vegas Bowls, with a Cotton Bowl loss to Tulane mixed in, wanted out of the Notre Dame series for playoff purposes.
December 31, 2025 at 5:42 AM
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BREAKING: The FBI just uncovered a $1.7 BILLION healthcare fraud perpetrated by immigrants.

I'm kidding. That fraud was committed by Rick Scott's Columbia/HCA. MAGA just doesn't care because he's a white American.
December 30, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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andy pettitte is the best pitcher whose name also works conceptually after the sentence "he saw a dog"
December 30, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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This is how Keith Jackson opened the ABC broadcast for the Ohio State-Miami national title game.

They don't make 'em like this anymore.
December 30, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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MSU has won the race to 69

The Spartans are 11-0 this season when winning the race to 69
December 30, 2025 at 1:31 AM
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To pay off stadium bonds, Chiefs-related new spending would need to be $2.7B a year — for a team whose total revenue is less than a quarter of that. Each and every Chiefs fan would need to spend an extra $4,000 per game for Kansas to break even.
How Kansas governor claims $4B Chiefs stadium subsidy will cost “no new taxes,” and whether this makes any damn sense
Judging from my email, the proposed Kansas City Chiefs stadium deal with the state of Kansas has set off a wave of cognitive dissonance among sports fans and taxpayers: Gov. Laura Kelly says that the ...
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December 29, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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You: Bowl games don't matter

Sonny Cumbie: I will take a taser for this bowl game
December 28, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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December 28, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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December 27, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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That guy who got DK suspended gave a PRESS CONFERENCE and all I'm saying is he should've been punched more times and harder
December 26, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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I love feeling like the only person who remembers 2008. bsky.app/profile/nyti...
Investors in the A.I.-fueled stock market have largely shrugged off warnings about a bubble, pushing share prices to repeated new highs this year. But some say the debt market is telling a different story.
As A.I. Companies Borrow Billions, Debt Investors Grow Wary
Artificial intelligence companies looking to raise funds are being made to pay lofty interest rates, as debt investors become cautious.
nyti.ms
December 26, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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Michigan Penn State

Falling ass backwards
into a better coach
🤝
December 26, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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another thrilling call of a late go-ahead touchdown by Al Michaels
December 26, 2025 at 3:57 AM
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To the people who feel victimized when I say “Happy Holidays,” you needn’t worry as I have never wished that for you.
December 26, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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If you’re wondering why your friends in academia are a little on edge right now, it’s because an eighteen-year-old who hasn’t done the reading, doesn’t look at the assignment, and has does no critical thinking skills more complex than “because I think it’s in the Bible” can literally end your career
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The University of Oklahoma has removed an instructor who was accused by a student of religious discrimination over a failing grade on a psychology paper in which she cited the Bible and argued that promoting a “belief in multiple genders” was “demonic.” https://cnn.it/4b6g3rd
Oklahoma instructor removed from teaching for failing a Bible-based gender essay | CNN
The University of Oklahoma has removed an instructor who was accused by a student of religious discrimination over a failing grade on a psychology paper in which she cited the Bible and argued that promoting a “belief in multiple genders” was “demonic.”
cnn.it
December 24, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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In this AI video, which uses a distinctive font, Trump drives Santa’s sleigh over the ocean where the reindeer emit turds that turn into bombs that blow up boats.
December 23, 2025 at 3:51 AM
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Bari Weiss being visited by three spirits, categorically rejecting their message on the grounds of lack of diversity of thought
December 24, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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Haha, holy shit. I'm starting to understand why Trump keeps pardoning major drug traffickers. bsky.app/profile/jule...
yeah I mean it’s genuinely sad that the “reasonable old school” Republican (who Dems eagerly and unanimously voted to confirm) is out here doing pressers blatantly geeked out coke and it’s not subtle
December 23, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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Shows announced in Detroit, Boston, Toronto, Denver, Seattle, and more.
December 23, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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Every single day we get a new piece of incontrovertible evidence that the president is a world-historic child predator and then we just go to our jobs and send our emails
December 23, 2025 at 2:24 PM
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DOJ briefly uploaded this letter from Jeff Epstein to serial child molester Larry Nassar:

"Our president shares our love of young, nubile girls. When a young beauty walked by he loved to 'grab snatch,' whereas we ended up snatching grub in the mess halls of the system."
December 23, 2025 at 6:03 AM
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Worth noting that the student admits that she just threw the thing together in 30 minutes without reading the paper she was supposed to be responding to.
December 23, 2025 at 1:06 PM
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I have missed Phil Hartman for over 27 years, but never have I missed him more than after imagining him doing an SNL guest spot as Bill Clinton saying, "hey man, I wasn't the only notable guy on Pedophile Island!"

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NEWS: Bill Clinton is demanding full transparency from the Trump DOJ on the Epstein files.

Clinton’s spokesman says the DOJ’s selective release suggests someone is being protected.

He calls on Trump to direct Bondi to immediately release all remaining materials referencing Clinton.
December 22, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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Seriously, though: while I don't much care for Mayor Ginther, these comments were in response to Ginther defending Columbus' Somali population, so obviously reason number 8 million to think Musk is the worst piece of shit imaginable.
December 22, 2025 at 5:00 PM