The Life of a Ben Cotton (he/him)
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Author of "Program Management for Open Source Projects" and all-around opinion haver. Always looking for my next tornado. I get too invested in sports. https://funnelfiasco.com https://duckalignment.academy
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BREAKING

In a new video, Dolly Parton, the Queen of America, says she’s going to be ok.
funnelfiasco.bsky.social
Change the pronunciation and then you can die of environmentalist instead
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If you've ever wanted to buy a copy of my book but at 60% of the list price, then I have good news for you: my book is one of today's PragPicks titles. Order directly from @pragprog.com and you can save 40% with coupon code "PragPicks"
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You can buy "Program Management for Open Source Projects" from @bookshop.org and support your favorite indie (or @2ndflightbooks.bsky.social if you don't have a favorite indie)
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You made it halfway through the week *and* we still have free shipping? Sounds like the perfect time to treat yourself to a new book and support indie bookstores in the process. 📚
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keithwdickinson.bsky.social
Today is a day when arts degrees are worthless, but the product of those degrees is so valuable it would kill an entire industry if they were made to pay for it.
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yogabapentin.bsky.social
Claude AI’s logo is unironically Kurt Vonnegut’s butthole drawing
Claude AI logo Kurt Vonnegut’s butthole drawing
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DOLLY IS OK AND THAT IS ALL THAT MATTERS RIGHT NOW.
funnelfiasco.bsky.social
Created an Instapaper account today because I saw Kobo now supports it and it seems like a good way to keep articles from accumulating in my Firefox tabs forever. Reading their blog post about the premium service, I saw this comment, which made me laugh because Pocket goes fully dark tomorrow.
Screen shot of a Tumblr comment that says "'The next ten years of Instapaper'. Came for the roadmap, stayed for the post about pricing, left for Pocket."
funnelfiasco.bsky.social
I am the usual grocery shopper in our household and I still have not adjusted my mental model to Today's Prices™ despite seeing them every week.
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“Who was president in 2020?” is the question of our time
Senator Jim Banks V
@SenatorBanks
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The 2020 Census was a fraud. The Biden admin used a shady "privacy" formula that scrambled the data and miscounted 14 states.
It included illegal immigrants and handed
Democrats extra seats. Americans deserve a fair count and l'm fighting to fix it.
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Dear Secretary Lutaick:
I urge you to investigate and correct erroes from the 2020 Census that handed disproportionntd political power to Democrats and illogal alicns. The Census Burcau adoptod a now and opaque
voting districts. As preparod by the Biden administration, the 2020 Censas roports miscountod the population of fourteen states, ' wrongly allocating six congressional scats aod Electoral
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Consus data plays a crucial role in allocating political roprescntation and goverment funding
Under the Constitution, cach state gets Congressional represcotutives and Electoeal College votes- based on "the whole number of persons" within the state." The number of persoes is in
tum clabaabod by a consttubocalty-mandalcd dcccacaal ccavas. Pcual agcco nely on census data to allocate billions of dollars in federal funding, much of which hinges ee opulation. And states use consus data to deaw congrossicnal and voting districts, »hich the
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Diffcrcntial privacy is opaque and liable to mistakcn count totals. Sure cnough, the 2020 Ccnsus ovarocunted the noculation in cicht states and undercounted it in six." Tihe most extrcmi andercount was Arkansas, at 5.04%, and the larg…
funnelfiasco.bsky.social
Maybe she wants to breed Travis out? *She* will only have two kids, but he can father the whole block.
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My team (Purdue) was given a very reasonable treatment in the poll. I don't know what to do with myself now.
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I have never "WTentireF?!"ed a story as much as this one. And I like it for some reason?
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Good morning! Let's tether some shit to the facts today.
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As a reminder, one reason AI moderation was not going well a few years ago is that it was disproportionately likely to punish in-groups for talking about their own issues/reclaiming slurs and less likely to catch coded/TOS-skirting abuse

apropos of nothing at all
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Here is how I appealed the suspension. It took them about an hour to respond. All in all I was down for about 4 hours.
Hello, I have been suspended for a post accusing me of threatening violence. If you look at the thread the post is part of, 1 am describing the evangelical belief system about the rapture, which includes the mass murder of Jews.
I, a Jew, was not making threats against Jews.
I, a Jew, was educating about the dangers that the evangelical community poses to Jews in order to *protect us*
This is obviously and clearly not a threat or an excuse for suspension.
Please reinstate my account.
funnelfiasco.bsky.social
The 16yo doesn't have time to come home for dinner between practices tonight (he'll get food, don't worry), which is crappy, but at least it means I won't be rushing to get dinner done on time for the first time in...a while. Every night most week, at least one kid has an evening activity.
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Important to note ICE tends to drop off detainees before 9 a.m. and after 6 p.m., which is why people were protesting at 5 a.m. to begin with. It's not because waking up at 4 a.m. was a convenient time for protesters!
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New: Broadview, IL Mayor Katrina Thompson issued an executive order today - her first this year - limiting protest outside the Broadview ICE facility to between 9 a.m. and 6 p.m.

The order cites "recent escalation of violence by ICE" at the facility as reason to restrict protest there.
An executive order restricting protest at the Broadview ICE facility. Full order can be found here: 

https://broadview-il.gov/reference/latest-news/village-of-broadview-executive-order-no-2025-01/