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Gabe Bell
@gabebell12fi.bsky.social
I am a fanfiction writer and gamer who does some software development on the side.

I also care very little about American politics due to not living in America :)

https://lemmy.world/u/GabrielBell12fi

https://letterboxd.com/GabeBell12fi/
Steven Bloom's bar mitzvah speech is truly epic. I mean I know I've said #weeds is a dark comedy but I really wasn't expecting something like that.
January 6, 2026 at 12:36 AM
"You don't have to worry about anything because your mom's already been murdered!"

What an excellent phrase!!

#LisaFrankenstein
January 4, 2026 at 11:38 AM
Anyone who sets off fireworks more than 5 minutes after midnight needs to have the living shit kicked out of them, and then have a firework shoved up their fucking arse.
January 1, 2026 at 12:13 AM
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Absolutely no frightening surge in ketamine cases in Scotland unless you don’t understand percentages talkingupscotlandtwo.com/2025/12/30/a...
Absolutely no frightening surge in ketamine cases in Scotland unless you don’t understand percentages
Professor John Robertson OBA The Guardian today has the above chart and: ‘Absolutely frightening’: surge in ketamine cases hits UK urology wards – Young adults and teenagers prevalent i…
talkingupscotlandtwo.com
December 30, 2025 at 11:13 PM
First words of the New Year?

"HALF OUR SOLDIERS ARE ALWAYS DEAD!"

I'll leave it up to you to figure out what film I am watching.
January 1, 2026 at 12:01 AM
New Year was always our time. I went up to Scotland, and we spent the opening week together.

Not so much.

So instead I'm watching "The Marvels" which has - hands down - the best staged fight sequence in the whole of the MCU. Because it was one of her favourite films.
December 31, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Well my second Christmas without her was.....

I'm still working on an adjective. I will get back to you with one tomorrow. Maybe.

I realise that's a potential sign of how it was (now I think about it) but I will see if I can do better tomorrow.
December 26, 2025 at 2:40 AM
And to all a good night
December 25, 2025 at 1:28 AM
I'm probably not meant to find the plot around kidnapping her mother as hilarious as I do, right? Because every single part of it is utterly hilarious.

"Fuck it. Will kill her and sell her organs. Now lets go have sex" #weeds
December 23, 2025 at 11:24 PM
#Weeds is incredibly dark humour, and just when you think it can't get darker it does.

"Rad is going to be 17 sooner than you think" -- that's..... really, really dark, and in the tween time Shane is using his mom's photo to..... yeah. Just dark.
December 23, 2025 at 8:19 PM
(Noelle is talking to a child)
Noelle : "What's your name?"
(Child's mother) : "She can't hear you"
Noelle (talking louder) : "What's your n...."
(Child's mother) : "She's deaf"
Noelle (looking abashed) : "Oh....."

See - that's how you do a joke about being deaf that's actually funny.

#noelle
December 20, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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December 15, 2025 at 8:54 AM
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hard to overstate the impact Rob Reiner had on our culture, the ubiquitous references, the cadence of humor, drama, conversation
December 15, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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Rob Reiner, who starred in “All in the Family,” and directed films including “When Harry Met Sally …” died at 78.

His death, along with that of his wife, was announced by Mayor Karen Bass of Los Angeles. Officials said they were investigating the deaths as homicides. trib.al/KsglMTL
December 15, 2025 at 9:33 AM
"Having a vagina doesn't give you a lisp.

Depending on how you use it"

#TheOrville
December 14, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Movie you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (either War or Trek), LOTR, or Marvel.

(This was not the gif I wanted, but after FOUR attempts to upload that I just gave up and used this one. On a related note I hate this interface sometimes).
December 8, 2025 at 7:26 PM
6 matches per group. 12 groups. So 72 matches to get rid of just 16 teams? Really? The phrase "pointless money grab" kind of springs to mind. #worldcup2026
World Cup draw. Remember half of the third placed teams go through. Unlikely to be a gripping group stage, but some fun matchups nonetheless.
December 5, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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World Cup Draw, a critic reacts.
That's right, show him your hoop
December 5, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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MAGA World Cup Draw

Presenter: “And here is the famous football player Eli Manning”

Rest of the World:
a man with a mustache says sorry who in front of a pinkvilla logo
ALT: a man with a mustache says sorry who in front of a pinkvilla logo
media.tenor.com
December 5, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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Watching the World Cup draw, gang.

Who wore it best tho?
#WC26
December 5, 2025 at 5:14 PM
How have I never heard of this until now? tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwik...
My life seems somehow incomplete.
The Super Dictionary
The Super Dictionary is a 1978 children's dictionary. To be precise, a Warner Educational Services book, featuring superhero characters from DC Comics (including Batman, Superman, Green Lantern and Wo...
tvtropes.org
December 3, 2025 at 2:08 PM
"Waste no more time arguing about what a good man should be. Be one" vs "Don't try to be a good man. Do good things instead" vs "Don't try to just not do bad things. Do good things".

Tumblr - sometimes - descends into a moral cage-fight.

Which is not a phrase I thought I'd ever use.
December 3, 2025 at 10:11 AM
Strangest sentence I've read today :-

"My moms are homophobic as fuck"

No context. No explanation. Just the sentence.
November 29, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Well the release schedule for #StrangerThings Series 5 is slightly more balanced than Series 4 but still annoying as all get out.
November 27, 2025 at 11:29 PM