Masticated Blueberries
@gabledegook.bsky.social
Give me all your money maybe, yes?
She|They
She|They
as on office administrator I work really hard watching Criminal Minds and playing Solitaire on my phone
July 21, 2023 at 9:45 PM
as on office administrator I work really hard watching Criminal Minds and playing Solitaire on my phone
everyone upset that the Barbie movie is "anti-man" should remember it's a movie about a little girls toy? where the narrative has always been that Barbie can do anything and all Ken wants to do is love her?
July 20, 2023 at 11:28 PM
everyone upset that the Barbie movie is "anti-man" should remember it's a movie about a little girls toy? where the narrative has always been that Barbie can do anything and all Ken wants to do is love her?
I know I'm autistic but I wish people could just say "sorry, no" instead of making their guilt my problem I don't need a laundry list of reasons why
July 20, 2023 at 9:59 PM
I know I'm autistic but I wish people could just say "sorry, no" instead of making their guilt my problem I don't need a laundry list of reasons why
This is literally me
July 19, 2023 at 10:34 PM
This is literally me
why do so many men hate their female partners I don't get it, like are you a masochist or do you hate women so much you want to have one around to bully all the time
July 19, 2023 at 10:33 PM
why do so many men hate their female partners I don't get it, like are you a masochist or do you hate women so much you want to have one around to bully all the time
whoever let's Kim K do Skims adds in bras that do not fit her 👀 comedian
July 11, 2023 at 6:07 PM
whoever let's Kim K do Skims adds in bras that do not fit her 👀 comedian
you can't wake up if you never fall asleep
July 6, 2023 at 5:47 AM
you can't wake up if you never fall asleep
I'm just a poster, standing in front of a skeeter, asking him to like her
June 29, 2023 at 9:53 PM
I'm just a poster, standing in front of a skeeter, asking him to like her
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None of this shit would be happening if ya’ll had stayed true to the values of punk rock.
June 26, 2023 at 11:36 PM
None of this shit would be happening if ya’ll had stayed true to the values of punk rock.
probably used about 200 pieces of paper today just printing everything needed for an apartment application no wonder so many people are homeless this is shit
June 26, 2023 at 10:17 PM
probably used about 200 pieces of paper today just printing everything needed for an apartment application no wonder so many people are homeless this is shit
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the fish have discovered financialization. they've invented carpitalism
June 26, 2023 at 3:28 AM
the fish have discovered financialization. they've invented carpitalism
my boss's dad keeps joking about being in love with me call that job security
June 26, 2023 at 5:22 PM
my boss's dad keeps joking about being in love with me call that job security
ACAB includes my brother Ryan 😓
ACAB includes Columbo
ACAB includes Odo
June 26, 2023 at 4:37 PM
ACAB includes my brother Ryan 😓
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ever since the vasectomy my dick burps each time i nut
June 26, 2023 at 3:56 PM
ever since the vasectomy my dick burps each time i nut
begging Google to fix it's business algorithm so random people stop calling my work phone looking for lost packages
June 26, 2023 at 4:31 PM
begging Google to fix it's business algorithm so random people stop calling my work phone looking for lost packages
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no disappointment quite like the disappointment when the band starts playing werewolves of london and you're like "hell yeah baby, awoooo" but then it's that kid rock song instead
June 25, 2023 at 9:18 PM
no disappointment quite like the disappointment when the band starts playing werewolves of london and you're like "hell yeah baby, awoooo" but then it's that kid rock song instead
idk who needs to hear this but you should realistically only use Neosporin on a cut that you know is infected
June 26, 2023 at 2:06 AM
idk who needs to hear this but you should realistically only use Neosporin on a cut that you know is infected
the worm in my stomach chugging the beer I'm drinking so I can't get drunk is the real MVP
June 25, 2023 at 11:58 PM
the worm in my stomach chugging the beer I'm drinking so I can't get drunk is the real MVP
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If the gamers knew how big my titties are they wouldn’t be saying this shit to me
June 23, 2023 at 11:41 PM
If the gamers knew how big my titties are they wouldn’t be saying this shit to me
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yeah i'm a jack off all trades. plumbers, electricians, welders, etc. they all get handies from me
June 23, 2023 at 4:17 AM
yeah i'm a jack off all trades. plumbers, electricians, welders, etc. they all get handies from me