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Cooking eggs with a hot iron
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seems like things are going good over at Reddit where the company (led by its CEO “spez”) just launched its open pixel art canvas known as r/Place while users protest against recent Twitter-like API changes that killed third-party apps
July 21, 2023 at 5:07 PM
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EverQuest installer
July 15, 2023 at 2:29 AM
Me and all my pikmen (twitter mutuals I send invite codes to)
July 14, 2023 at 9:15 PM
The year is 2030.

You are locked out of your electric car because you said a “racist” word
July 8, 2023 at 6:40 PM
Blue sky is annoying because I’m just randomly getting literal pics of assholes in a recommended feed but there’s not even any kind of cool punk rock vibe to it like fuck you here’s an asshole, it’s just more sex pest vibe- like exudes from this whole place
July 8, 2023 at 2:39 PM
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Fine. I'll do it. I'll fuck the Duolingo owl.
Any app can be a dating app if you don’t care about how they’re intended to be used.
July 7, 2023 at 11:23 PM
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how it feels to post
July 7, 2023 at 12:45 PM
So funny how every generative image AI seems to have bespoke code telling it to make any images of Elon Musk have a completely different body than he has lmao
I had to see it now so do you
July 8, 2023 at 2:34 PM
Are they selling ketamine this way these days,??
Scrolling through Instagram, saw this and was like, "self-care superboost? What's this an ad for? Oh! Ketamine!"

Just wasn't expecting that
July 8, 2023 at 2:32 PM
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Threads will of course allow journalism of a sort, and journalists of a specific disposition, namely access-driven “tech journalists” who will uncritically share their press releases and outlets doing positive vibes content that won’t upset too many people or be seen as “divisive”
July 7, 2023 at 9:11 PM
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gonna have to agree to disagree on most of these awards
July 5, 2023 at 6:37 PM
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Sega Visions (February / March 1995)
July 5, 2023 at 6:30 PM
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check out the guy who hates home fries 👇
i love hash browns
July 6, 2023 at 3:07 AM
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@emilymiller.bsky.social my uncle served under your friend and former boss Gen. Colin Powell, can I get a reskeet for the troops? He'd get a huge kick if I can show him at our family bbq later
July 4, 2023 at 2:19 PM
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YES I LITERALLY DO, I DO THINK THIS IS TREMEDNOUSLY WEIRD
Here's my attempt at starting a Blue Sky games discourse/actual honest observation:

Anyone else think it's weird how little chatter there is about how the new numbered Final Fantasy is like, ABOUT SLAVERY?

Reviews touched on it, but I really thought we would be talking about it more.
July 3, 2023 at 11:47 PM
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Feels like we’re at that part in Goodfellas where Layla plays except instead of bodies it’s websites that used to be good. Reddit frozen in the back of a meat truck, Twitter thrown in a dumpster, Google walking into a house with A.I. thinking it’s about to get made
July 3, 2023 at 11:12 PM
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Can I have a code for my friends who will also come on Bluesky and relentlessly criticize it like I do lmao lmao
July 3, 2023 at 11:20 PM
July 3, 2023 at 11:29 PM
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“If only people had voted for Hillary!” I say as I pile bodies onto the corpse cart on my daily route. “If only people had voted for Hillary!” the people shout back at me, bringing out their dead. “No tip today, Isaac?” I ask my friend. “Ah, if only people had voted for Hillary!” he shrugs.
June 30, 2023 at 9:37 PM
I think it’s plainly obvious to most onlookers and my supporters that my Twitter shadowban has carried over to Bluesky
July 3, 2023 at 1:01 PM
Bluesky users see pornography and go “YOOOOOWZA 😳”
July 3, 2023 at 12:47 PM
Gm. Look at the perfect mathematical shape my cat curls into
July 3, 2023 at 12:46 PM
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I’m here, I guess! Check out my latest project - the Game Boy Mini Camera! It’s a Game Boy Camera shrunken to the size of a regular Game Boy cart for a more pocketable carry. Uses an iPhone XR lens array!
July 3, 2023 at 5:57 AM
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Reconnecting with my Twitter mutuals
July 3, 2023 at 6:12 AM