Stache LeMache
@ganachestache.bsky.social
Unlike some of you, I only post dumbass on main
August 22, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Unlike some of you, I only post dumbass on main
At Antique Show:
*pats dog*
"At Auction, this would probably fetch"
*pats dog*
"At Auction, this would probably fetch"
August 9, 2025 at 4:21 AM
At Antique Show:
*pats dog*
"At Auction, this would probably fetch"
*pats dog*
"At Auction, this would probably fetch"
I get it Prez, I also have chronic penis deficiency
July 18, 2025 at 12:48 AM
I get it Prez, I also have chronic penis deficiency
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This feels like a ✨prime✨ week to close the book on Amazon.
July 7, 2025 at 3:45 PM
This feels like a ✨prime✨ week to close the book on Amazon.
I cannot WAIT until Lady Gaga steals the moon
June 24, 2025 at 2:18 AM
I cannot WAIT until Lady Gaga steals the moon
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Live on 93-North.
📹: @haileyjade617
📹: @haileyjade617
May 29, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Live on 93-North.
📹: @haileyjade617
📹: @haileyjade617
*to the tune of Lola*
"Well I'm not the world's most distractable guy
But I wrote this skeet a month ago and forgot to post it
Po-po-po-po poohhst it"
"Well I'm not the world's most distractable guy
But I wrote this skeet a month ago and forgot to post it
Po-po-po-po poohhst it"
May 15, 2025 at 2:25 AM
*to the tune of Lola*
"Well I'm not the world's most distractable guy
But I wrote this skeet a month ago and forgot to post it
Po-po-po-po poohhst it"
"Well I'm not the world's most distractable guy
But I wrote this skeet a month ago and forgot to post it
Po-po-po-po poohhst it"
Hockey commentary boils down to an extended, passive-aggressive argument over how to pronounce the word "Out"
Is it "Owt" or "Oot"???
Is it "Owt" or "Oot"???
May 4, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Hockey commentary boils down to an extended, passive-aggressive argument over how to pronounce the word "Out"
Is it "Owt" or "Oot"???
Is it "Owt" or "Oot"???
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“Ish ishin uh ih ooksh ike.”
April 15, 2025 at 4:37 PM
“Ish ishin uh ih ooksh ike.”
Impeach him (again)
April 5, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Impeach him (again)
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The irony of the richest man in the world almost single-handedly destroying an agency designed to help the world’s poor, so that the U.S. federal budget has more room for another giant tax cut for the richest man in the world and his pals, should not be lost on anyone. [Cartoon by Mike Luckovich]
February 15, 2025 at 11:01 PM
The irony of the richest man in the world almost single-handedly destroying an agency designed to help the world’s poor, so that the U.S. federal budget has more room for another giant tax cut for the richest man in the world and his pals, should not be lost on anyone. [Cartoon by Mike Luckovich]
Fellas, forget the flowers. Get your girl some good thick cut bacon instead!
February 14, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Fellas, forget the flowers. Get your girl some good thick cut bacon instead!
Spent $25 at the laundromat, Call that retail therapy.
February 9, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Spent $25 at the laundromat, Call that retail therapy.
Perennial idiot
February 9, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Perennial idiot
I'm a proud graduate of the Red Foreman school of parenting, dumbass.
February 8, 2025 at 5:54 AM
I'm a proud graduate of the Red Foreman school of parenting, dumbass.
*after crying for two hours*
That cold, dry wind is gonna feel great on my tear-stained cheeks!
That cold, dry wind is gonna feel great on my tear-stained cheeks!
February 8, 2025 at 5:44 AM
*after crying for two hours*
That cold, dry wind is gonna feel great on my tear-stained cheeks!
That cold, dry wind is gonna feel great on my tear-stained cheeks!
It's hard having an herb garden and adhd because the thyme-blindness
February 7, 2025 at 1:53 AM
It's hard having an herb garden and adhd because the thyme-blindness
Who's got two thumbs and doesn't know what the other fingers are called?
This guy!
🖕😝🖕
This guy!
🖕😝🖕
February 5, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Who's got two thumbs and doesn't know what the other fingers are called?
This guy!
🖕😝🖕
This guy!
🖕😝🖕
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Oliver Twist camping: please sir may I have s'mores
January 31, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Oliver Twist camping: please sir may I have s'mores
Look, I put my pants on the same as the next guy: one leg at a time, walking down stairs in the dark
January 31, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Look, I put my pants on the same as the next guy: one leg at a time, walking down stairs in the dark
Solve for X, where X = how tf do I get more dopamine?
January 29, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Solve for X, where X = how tf do I get more dopamine?
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Netflix needs to release a sexy thriller series that slips some basic civic education into each episode
January 23, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Netflix needs to release a sexy thriller series that slips some basic civic education into each episode
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My mental health safety plan is posting stupid jokes on the internet.
January 23, 2025 at 12:42 AM
My mental health safety plan is posting stupid jokes on the internet.
Don't cha, wish your girlfriend had snacks like me? Don't cha?
January 22, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Don't cha, wish your girlfriend had snacks like me? Don't cha?