Garm
@garmtheterrible.bsky.social
Bigfoot is real, and he stole my fascimile copy of Incredible Hulk #180
(He/Him)
(He/Him)
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Gonna stop looking at the Epstein Files in a second because I'm frankly way too skeeved out to keep going but I will say this: the CSAM isn't blacked out nearly enough while the faces of guys in ties are obscured by vanta black rectangles the size of the sun.
December 19, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Gonna stop looking at the Epstein Files in a second because I'm frankly way too skeeved out to keep going but I will say this: the CSAM isn't blacked out nearly enough while the faces of guys in ties are obscured by vanta black rectangles the size of the sun.
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Why do we give the FBI $10 billion per year
December 19, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Why do we give the FBI $10 billion per year
Been reading Kirby's Spirit World. It rules.
December 19, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Been reading Kirby's Spirit World. It rules.
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tired: eating a big bowl of buttered noodles bc you're having a bad sensory day and you had to work late
wired: eating a big bowl of ✨ caccio e pepe ✨ because you're having a bad sensory day and had to work late
wired: eating a big bowl of ✨ caccio e pepe ✨ because you're having a bad sensory day and had to work late
December 18, 2025 at 11:34 PM
tired: eating a big bowl of buttered noodles bc you're having a bad sensory day and you had to work late
wired: eating a big bowl of ✨ caccio e pepe ✨ because you're having a bad sensory day and had to work late
wired: eating a big bowl of ✨ caccio e pepe ✨ because you're having a bad sensory day and had to work late
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What is the point of having a sprawling national security state if they can’t find out who did a mass shooting in broad daylight five days ago?
December 18, 2025 at 8:03 PM
What is the point of having a sprawling national security state if they can’t find out who did a mass shooting in broad daylight five days ago?
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😊 please do not tag me or quote me in your pro-homeschooling posts 😌 they suck and you suck 🥰 children belong in community with other children 😇 they're not your property 😄
December 17, 2025 at 6:25 PM
😊 please do not tag me or quote me in your pro-homeschooling posts 😌 they suck and you suck 🥰 children belong in community with other children 😇 they're not your property 😄
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remember to call your representatives and beg them for your life
December 17, 2025 at 6:46 PM
remember to call your representatives and beg them for your life
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CNN has suddenly discovered Tennessee's Patriot Front compound that was a subject of an extensive NewsChannel 5 investigation back in March. Here is my report: 1/ www.newschannel5.com/news/newscha...
'This isn't your granddad's KKK.' Inside the hate group expanding its presence in Tennessee
They are the largest hate group in America, wrapping themselves in the red-white-and-blue of the flag, marching into the middle of American cities and claiming to be patriots.
www.newschannel5.com
December 16, 2025 at 3:34 PM
CNN has suddenly discovered Tennessee's Patriot Front compound that was a subject of an extensive NewsChannel 5 investigation back in March. Here is my report: 1/ www.newschannel5.com/news/newscha...
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carrie: big is moving to paris
bluesky user in her replies: plus there’s a CHEETO 😡 in the damn WHITE HOUSE 😡
bluesky user in her replies: plus there’s a CHEETO 😡 in the damn WHITE HOUSE 😡
December 16, 2025 at 4:31 PM
carrie: big is moving to paris
bluesky user in her replies: plus there’s a CHEETO 😡 in the damn WHITE HOUSE 😡
bluesky user in her replies: plus there’s a CHEETO 😡 in the damn WHITE HOUSE 😡
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We're super excited to be returning to the Bagpuss Universe for Yaffle Origins. As mega fans of the Oliver Postbox multiverse, we always dreamed of telling the story of Assistant Professor Yaffle getting his first pair of glasses or whatever. Join us on this barren sphere, in this living death.
December 16, 2025 at 9:38 AM
We're super excited to be returning to the Bagpuss Universe for Yaffle Origins. As mega fans of the Oliver Postbox multiverse, we always dreamed of telling the story of Assistant Professor Yaffle getting his first pair of glasses or whatever. Join us on this barren sphere, in this living death.
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The older I get, the more my politics mature from childish, naïve beliefs like "the world is complicated and leaders have to make hard decisions" to more serious, adult principles like "hurting people is bad and helping people is good."
December 15, 2025 at 4:51 PM
The older I get, the more my politics mature from childish, naïve beliefs like "the world is complicated and leaders have to make hard decisions" to more serious, adult principles like "hurting people is bad and helping people is good."
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It’s so cool that every website is just Like This now. We used to send guys to the chair for putting pop-up ads on their sites. Now if I want to read something I have to read single lines between autoplaying video ads that use so much RAM they force the browser to reload every 5 seconds.
December 15, 2025 at 12:27 AM
It’s so cool that every website is just Like This now. We used to send guys to the chair for putting pop-up ads on their sites. Now if I want to read something I have to read single lines between autoplaying video ads that use so much RAM they force the browser to reload every 5 seconds.
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U.S. pals:
Do. Not. Donate. To. Salvation. Army.
There are better charities out there. Much better.
Do. Not. Donate. To. Salvation. Army.
There are better charities out there. Much better.
December 12, 2025 at 3:43 PM
U.S. pals:
Do. Not. Donate. To. Salvation. Army.
There are better charities out there. Much better.
Do. Not. Donate. To. Salvation. Army.
There are better charities out there. Much better.
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Derek: I can’t believe they’re charging for masturbation now
Bryce: So what, it’s like three dollars a month. You can’t afford that? Three dollars?
Derek: No, I can easily afford that, I’m just saying that we used to be able to masturbate for free.
Bryce: Look, don’t get mad just because you’re poor
Bryce: So what, it’s like three dollars a month. You can’t afford that? Three dollars?
Derek: No, I can easily afford that, I’m just saying that we used to be able to masturbate for free.
Bryce: Look, don’t get mad just because you’re poor
December 13, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Derek: I can’t believe they’re charging for masturbation now
Bryce: So what, it’s like three dollars a month. You can’t afford that? Three dollars?
Derek: No, I can easily afford that, I’m just saying that we used to be able to masturbate for free.
Bryce: Look, don’t get mad just because you’re poor
Bryce: So what, it’s like three dollars a month. You can’t afford that? Three dollars?
Derek: No, I can easily afford that, I’m just saying that we used to be able to masturbate for free.
Bryce: Look, don’t get mad just because you’re poor
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Sam Altman: hey I made a machine that stole literally all your stuff in order to make CSAM of your child actors, sometimes it encourages people to kill themselves
Disney: Holy shit here's a billion dollars
Altman: the machine loses more than that each week but thank you. Soon it will become god.
Disney: Holy shit here's a billion dollars
Altman: the machine loses more than that each week but thank you. Soon it will become god.
December 12, 2025 at 10:27 AM
Sam Altman: hey I made a machine that stole literally all your stuff in order to make CSAM of your child actors, sometimes it encourages people to kill themselves
Disney: Holy shit here's a billion dollars
Altman: the machine loses more than that each week but thank you. Soon it will become god.
Disney: Holy shit here's a billion dollars
Altman: the machine loses more than that each week but thank you. Soon it will become god.
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the rich want us all to actually just live in complete hell
The co-founder of Kalshi says: " The long-term vision is to financialize everything and create a tradable asset out of any difference in opinion."
December 3, 2025 at 11:50 PM
the rich want us all to actually just live in complete hell
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The purpose of a system of is what it does.
OpenAI's Sora Is Letting Teens Generate Videos of School Shootings
OpenAI's Sora 2 easily allows teenagers to generate videos of school shootings and other harmful content, despite repeated claims of safety.
futurism.com
November 29, 2025 at 1:28 PM
The purpose of a system of is what it does.
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November 28, 2025 at 1:37 PM
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What are abstract ideas like “being happy” and “having fulfillment” compared to real world achievements like “working full time for a company and still needing food stamps”
While work-life balance may give you a sense of happiness and fulfillment, it isn’t always realistic, says Walmart executive vice president and chief people officer Donna Morris.
Walmart exec: ‘I’ve never believed in the term work-life balance’—this is the mantra that made her highly successful instead
Many professionals see work-life balance as a non-negotiable. Walmart CPO Donna Morris says people should practice work-life integration instead. Here's why.
cnb.cx
November 27, 2025 at 7:39 PM
What are abstract ideas like “being happy” and “having fulfillment” compared to real world achievements like “working full time for a company and still needing food stamps”
This is a stick up!
🔫 Hand 'em over, and nobody gets hurt.
🔫 Hand 'em over, and nobody gets hurt.
November 23, 2025 at 4:15 PM
This is a stick up!
🔫 Hand 'em over, and nobody gets hurt.
🔫 Hand 'em over, and nobody gets hurt.
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Today, the president of the United States said that multiple US senators should be put to death for treason and articles of impeachment have not been filed yet. This country is cooked. Done. Finished.
November 21, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Today, the president of the United States said that multiple US senators should be put to death for treason and articles of impeachment have not been filed yet. This country is cooked. Done. Finished.
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we are going to win
Today there was an attempted ICE raid in Bensonhurst & community members showed up. Even though NYPD collaborated with ICE by trying to disburse the crowd; community members stood their ground & ICE left without kidnapping a single person per the rapid response groups I'm on. We protect us!
November 19, 2025 at 12:34 PM
we are going to win