Garrett Stevens
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Garrett Stevens
@garrettorious.bsky.social
Tech Artist, Game Developer, Prototyper, Maker of stuff.
“Great Grandfather” is problematic, dubious, hard to prove.
How about Father, Old Father, Shriveled Father, Dead Father, Extremely Dead Father, etc
March 11, 2025 at 3:31 AM
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photoshop
January 8, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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December 26, 2024 at 5:50 PM
In Pennsylvania for a cabin Christmas annoying my girlfriend by saying “Penn’s Woods” constantly
December 21, 2024 at 2:17 PM
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SOFTWARE DEVELOPMENT

is an anagram of

OVERFED MEN WASTE PLOT
December 11, 2024 at 2:48 PM
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I kid you not, @itch.io has been taken down by Funko of "Funko Pop" because they use some trash "AI Powered" Brand Protection Software called Brand Shield that created some bogus Phishing report to our registrar, iwantmyname, who ignored our response and just disabled the domain
December 9, 2024 at 7:13 AM
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Alpha Male
Beta Male
Release Candidate Male
Gold Male
Tech Demo Male
Stress Test Male
Vertical Slice Male
Hands-On Demo Male
Post-Launch Male
Remastered Male
Platform Port Male
Title Update Male
Hot fix Male
Patch Male
Unattainable Target Render Male
Minimum Viable Male
December 3, 2024 at 12:42 PM
Optimist: The cup is half full

Pessimist: The cup is half empty

Tech Artist: I bet we can approximate the fluid dynamics with a shader. It can’t be open on top though, so make it a bottle.
Optimist: The cup is half full

Pessimist: The cup is half empty

Character artist: Get the fuck outta here with your prop modeling Jira task.
Optimist: The cup is half full

Pessimist: The cup is half empty

Narrative: The cup dialogue is not firing in the trigger volume
November 24, 2024 at 4:24 AM
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bro, so to run a program, i "execute" it, but to stop it i "kill" it? computers are barbaric, bro
November 22, 2024 at 10:20 PM
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The best way to get inspiration for game dev is to play other games. Dusting off my Fallout games today to relive some of that 90s big box PC game magic.

#gamedev #gameindustry #videogames #pcgames #retrogaming
November 17, 2024 at 4:00 PM
Dead bird site is truly unusable now.
I do not follow or interact with this guy, but this is all I see.
November 17, 2024 at 8:28 PM
I guess I’ll give this a shot!
November 17, 2024 at 7:38 PM