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J. D. Zorrilla
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Gaming/fitness enthusiast| Dog lover| I’ve been told that “sometimes” I’m funny.
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May 26, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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THE KNICKS STEAL GAME 3 ON THE ROAD 🤯

There have been SIX 20-point comebacks during the 2024-25 NBA playoffs.

New York has three of them.
May 26, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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Oh man, somebody get him out of there. He’s crazy.
April 4, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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Nintendo said it’s delaying Switch 2 pre-orders in the US due to concerns over Trump's global tariffs
Nintendo Delays Pre-Orders for Switch 2 After Trump Tariffs
Nintendo Co. said it’s delaying pre-orders for the new Switch 2 due to concerns over the impact of global tariffs instituted by US President Donald Trump.
www.bloomberg.com
April 4, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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i love The Bear because you’re never gonna see a guy more sad about cooking lasagna
March 24, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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Rappers can start owning sucka MCs with how many eggs they eat. I eat so many eggs the only thing higher than my cholesterol is god. I got that egg money. Catch me eating three omelets at bunch with your baby mama. My fridge be stocked with cartons. Whatchu know bout this?
March 23, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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tesla autopilot has the opportunity to do the funniest thing of all time
March 11, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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Also make sure to visit What The Fuck Are You Looking At? eyeglass emporiums.
From the people who brought you Bullshirts! haberdasheries and This Blows! vape stores.
March 10, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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It’s amazing to find out at this late date how much the rule of law depended on people simply deciding, on a voluntary, daily basis, not to break the law.
March 10, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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It's official: The lunatics are now running the asylum.
March 10, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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Blessing your timeline w this derp
March 3, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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Worth noting that when the war started Zelensky’s English was very shaky and he’s clearly spent a ton of time improving it for exactly this purpose.
February 28, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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Yes
March 1, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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Yankees players will now be allowed to grow beards 💈

www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/...
February 21, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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There's a Crisis of Masculinity in this country and the only way to solve it is to let me act like a cross between a baby and a movie villain
February 15, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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Roses are red

Like my cheeks when I blush

Less than a week ago the Eagles sacked Patrick Mahomes six times with just a standard four man rush
February 14, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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Kendrick Lamar’s Super Bowl set really seems to have made the worst people absolutely unravel. They didn’t just dislike it - which many people did, from all walks of life, and that’s fine - it really struck them in their souls. And some of them are still growling away. It’s fascinating.
February 14, 2025 at 10:32 AM
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New: Tesla and SpaceX relied on work by undocumented immigrants while Elon Musk advocated for a border crackdown
The Undocumented Workers Who Helped Build Elon Musk’s Texas Gigafactory
Tesla and SpaceX both relied on their labor while Musk advocated for a border crackdown.
www.bloomberg.com
February 14, 2025 at 12:23 PM
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Black excellence 👑

Jalen Hurts joins Patrick Mahomes, Russell Wilson and Doug Williams as the only Black QBs to win a Super Bowl 💍
February 10, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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Board member of META asks a very good question.
February 10, 2025 at 2:12 AM
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The most important thing I can tell everyone that I've learned from being a YouTuber who explains how stuff works is that each and every time I thought "this is common knowledge and doesn't need to be explained" I was wrong.
February 3, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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If you are a federal worker being offered a buyout, I would advise against taking it.

Of course, this is a personal decision for everyone and it’s your choice.

But these offers are a rush job. The legality is questionable and this admin does not keep to its word.

They aren’t firing for a reason.
January 30, 2025 at 6:02 PM