Haggard Pedestrian
@gaudeeznutz.bsky.social
I formerly drafted grocery stores & currently wonder what I did to fall so far from god’s graces. Giving the best by date a run for its money. Expect skeets concerning Walla Walla and also dams. I use this account to complain, follow @ ur own risk
let it be known that I saw a dam today
December 16, 2025 at 3:32 AM
let it be known that I saw a dam today
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December 15, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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(Voice beckoning from amulet) please help, I've been trapped in here by a dark sorcerer for 10,000 years!
Me: why dont you just move to a city?
Me: why dont you just move to a city?
December 13, 2025 at 5:23 PM
(Voice beckoning from amulet) please help, I've been trapped in here by a dark sorcerer for 10,000 years!
Me: why dont you just move to a city?
Me: why dont you just move to a city?
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So, El Fasher looks like one of the worst single event atrocities to happen this century so far, but the evidence has come in such a trickle it seems to only now be getting verified
At least 60,000 murdered in Sudanese city, which resembles ‘a slaughterhouse’
Satellite evidence shows extent of paramilitary massacre in El Fasher
www.irishtimes.com
December 13, 2025 at 3:50 AM
So, El Fasher looks like one of the worst single event atrocities to happen this century so far, but the evidence has come in such a trickle it seems to only now be getting verified
every day working for the government under this administration is an assulat on my sanity
I’m now greeted with this message every time I turn on my work computer
I’m now greeted with this message every time I turn on my work computer
December 10, 2025 at 10:13 PM
every day working for the government under this administration is an assulat on my sanity
I’m now greeted with this message every time I turn on my work computer
I’m now greeted with this message every time I turn on my work computer
it’s only a silly goose if it’s from the silly region of France
December 10, 2025 at 5:32 PM
it’s only a silly goose if it’s from the silly region of France
mainly I am excited to watch Curaçao play in the world cup this year because their coach’s name is Dick Advocaat
December 10, 2025 at 4:55 AM
mainly I am excited to watch Curaçao play in the world cup this year because their coach’s name is Dick Advocaat
people keep telling me to enjoy the leave I have scheduled for the next month, and it’s taking all my strength to not reply “thanks, I’ll be coming back with one less organ in January”
December 9, 2025 at 9:55 PM
people keep telling me to enjoy the leave I have scheduled for the next month, and it’s taking all my strength to not reply “thanks, I’ll be coming back with one less organ in January”
tuesday is a little early to crash out, but here we are
December 9, 2025 at 8:55 PM
tuesday is a little early to crash out, but here we are
sidewalk stained red by
flamin’ hot cheeto puffs
not forgotten
flamin’ hot cheeto puffs
not forgotten
December 9, 2025 at 1:23 AM
sidewalk stained red by
flamin’ hot cheeto puffs
not forgotten
flamin’ hot cheeto puffs
not forgotten
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Walla Walla onion
December 7, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Walla Walla onion
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all of these people need to go to prison and most of them need to die there
> they were “identified terrorist targets”
>> neat, you don’t have an AUMF
>> even if there were one, they were SHIPWRECKED and hors de combat
> we were actually targeting *the cocaine*
>> by your own admission IT WAS NOT HEADED TO THE UNITED STATES
>> neat, you don’t have an AUMF
>> even if there were one, they were SHIPWRECKED and hors de combat
> we were actually targeting *the cocaine*
>> by your own admission IT WAS NOT HEADED TO THE UNITED STATES
So “the shipments directly threaten Americans” huh? The shipments were headed to the U.S. then?
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Oh. Okay.
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Oh. Okay.
December 7, 2025 at 2:29 AM
all of these people need to go to prison and most of them need to die there
I’d been waiting patiently for this post office only to now discover I missed it by over a month
CHUCKEY: 8140 E ANDREW JOHNSON HWY, CHUCKEY TN 37641-9998
December 6, 2025 at 7:28 PM
I’d been waiting patiently for this post office only to now discover I missed it by over a month
using my library for every resource it’s got
December 6, 2025 at 4:44 AM
using my library for every resource it’s got
i need someone to bully me into cutting my hair next week
December 6, 2025 at 4:01 AM
i need someone to bully me into cutting my hair next week
gays and gals, have a good weekend
December 5, 2025 at 5:16 PM
gays and gals, have a good weekend
hot, rubberized asphalt in your area
December 4, 2025 at 11:08 PM
hot, rubberized asphalt in your area
idk what Sweetgreen is and you can’t make me learn
December 4, 2025 at 8:47 PM
idk what Sweetgreen is and you can’t make me learn
Happy Luigi Day everyone
December 4, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Happy Luigi Day everyone
periodic I live Portland post
December 3, 2025 at 5:21 PM
periodic I live Portland post
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Good sized event for World AIDS Day in little Walla Walla, which we hold every year without fail, and with or without government support of this international event.
December 2, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Good sized event for World AIDS Day in little Walla Walla, which we hold every year without fail, and with or without government support of this international event.
architects are when you draw floor plan
and that’s it, architects don’t do anything else
and that’s it, architects don’t do anything else
December 2, 2025 at 3:49 AM
architects are when you draw floor plan
and that’s it, architects don’t do anything else
and that’s it, architects don’t do anything else
They just don’t make album artwork like this anymore
December 1, 2025 at 6:59 PM
They just don’t make album artwork like this anymore
Thursday is Luigi Day for all who celebrate btw
November 29, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Thursday is Luigi Day for all who celebrate btw
Hi this is the doctor’s office calling to discuss your recent lipid panel results. Yes, reviewing the results, it appears that your triglizzyride levels are far too high, sir. You gotta knock off the dog man
November 29, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Hi this is the doctor’s office calling to discuss your recent lipid panel results. Yes, reviewing the results, it appears that your triglizzyride levels are far too high, sir. You gotta knock off the dog man