Bunny, rabbit, bunny rabbit… all totally acceptable terms that describe the same animal. If I ever heard someone call it a rabbit bunny though… a RABBIT BUNNY??? Haven’t we already suffered enough?
February 4, 2025 at 8:09 AM
Bunny, rabbit, bunny rabbit… all totally acceptable terms that describe the same animal. If I ever heard someone call it a rabbit bunny though… a RABBIT BUNNY??? Haven’t we already suffered enough?
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classic Loony Tunes have much to teach us about class solidarity
January 31, 2025 at 2:18 PM
classic Loony Tunes have much to teach us about class solidarity
Found a pile of cat puke in the middle of my kitchen. The culprit, as you might have expected, is obviously DEI.
January 31, 2025 at 9:27 AM
Found a pile of cat puke in the middle of my kitchen. The culprit, as you might have expected, is obviously DEI.
Anything can be a superfood if it tastes super when you eat it.
Turns out that kale is, in fact, not a superfood. It’s fucking gross.
STOP LYING TO YOURSELVES
Turns out that kale is, in fact, not a superfood. It’s fucking gross.
STOP LYING TO YOURSELVES
January 31, 2025 at 9:17 AM
Anything can be a superfood if it tastes super when you eat it.
Turns out that kale is, in fact, not a superfood. It’s fucking gross.
STOP LYING TO YOURSELVES
Turns out that kale is, in fact, not a superfood. It’s fucking gross.
STOP LYING TO YOURSELVES
Sometimes I wonder where the time goes but then I remember that time isn’t linear so it- wait maybe it is linear? No that can’t be right. Time passes but like it’s a construct so it doesn’t really pass. But then it kind of does in the way we perceive it? But it’s man made so it isn’t real? Oh god
January 31, 2025 at 9:11 AM
Sometimes I wonder where the time goes but then I remember that time isn’t linear so it- wait maybe it is linear? No that can’t be right. Time passes but like it’s a construct so it doesn’t really pass. But then it kind of does in the way we perceive it? But it’s man made so it isn’t real? Oh god
As a gay man, it’s gotten so tiring being responsible for all the natural disasters in modern history. Glad the rest of DEI is here now to join in on the fun.
January 31, 2025 at 9:07 AM
As a gay man, it’s gotten so tiring being responsible for all the natural disasters in modern history. Glad the rest of DEI is here now to join in on the fun.
As if most of us don’t already have ibs
we should eat the government
January 31, 2025 at 2:08 AM
As if most of us don’t already have ibs
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i think it is important to say that the open and explicit racism of the president and the vice president isn’t just uncouth or “controversial” but a direct attack on tens of millions of americans and a dereliction of their duty to represent the entire country
January 30, 2025 at 9:09 PM
i think it is important to say that the open and explicit racism of the president and the vice president isn’t just uncouth or “controversial” but a direct attack on tens of millions of americans and a dereliction of their duty to represent the entire country
Watching the Twilight movies because I’ve never seem them before and people like to ask are you team Edward or team Jacob and honestly I’m team anyone but Bella like she’s fucking insufferable oh my god
January 30, 2025 at 8:17 AM
Watching the Twilight movies because I’ve never seem them before and people like to ask are you team Edward or team Jacob and honestly I’m team anyone but Bella like she’s fucking insufferable oh my god
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Make it gayer. You can't go wrong
January 14, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Make it gayer. You can't go wrong
If we’re ever going to get more people over here from twitter yall are gonna have to stop saying skeets
January 15, 2025 at 8:53 AM
If we’re ever going to get more people over here from twitter yall are gonna have to stop saying skeets
I wonder if Fergie ever figured out how to keep her London bridge from going down
January 14, 2025 at 9:06 AM
I wonder if Fergie ever figured out how to keep her London bridge from going down
Money saving pro-tip:
Instead of buying parmesan cheese (so expensive!), just wring out a crusty cum sock over your pasta. It’s also dairy-free and eco-friendly!
Instead of buying parmesan cheese (so expensive!), just wring out a crusty cum sock over your pasta. It’s also dairy-free and eco-friendly!
January 13, 2025 at 9:07 AM
Money saving pro-tip:
Instead of buying parmesan cheese (so expensive!), just wring out a crusty cum sock over your pasta. It’s also dairy-free and eco-friendly!
Instead of buying parmesan cheese (so expensive!), just wring out a crusty cum sock over your pasta. It’s also dairy-free and eco-friendly!
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Super not great that the r-word is coming back but when I take a look around I can’t really say I’m surprised
January 10, 2025 at 8:53 AM
Super not great that the r-word is coming back but when I take a look around I can’t really say I’m surprised
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I'm sorry your baby is crying right now. Have you tried taking it farther away from me?
January 7, 2025 at 7:40 PM
I'm sorry your baby is crying right now. Have you tried taking it farther away from me?
Sometimes you truly can’t make this shit up
January 7, 2025 at 9:04 AM
Sometimes you truly can’t make this shit up
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This horrible freezing weather afflicting so many Americans can only mean one thing: Ted Cruz is currently poolside at the Ritz-Carlton in Cancun sucking on a piña colada.
January 6, 2025 at 7:02 PM
This horrible freezing weather afflicting so many Americans can only mean one thing: Ted Cruz is currently poolside at the Ritz-Carlton in Cancun sucking on a piña colada.
Me if I ever decided to become a teacher:
I'm going on a diet so there's less of me to shoot with a gun
January 6, 2025 at 9:00 AM
Me if I ever decided to become a teacher:
I’m not saying I’ll pray for your downfall but I’m also not saying I won’t not enjoy watching it happen
January 6, 2025 at 8:46 AM
I’m not saying I’ll pray for your downfall but I’m also not saying I won’t not enjoy watching it happen
One of the best things I’ve ever done creatively was longingly watch as my bagel bites heat up in the microwave while singing Sara Bareilles’ “Once Upon Another Time” but I replaced all the words with “bagel bites”. It was emotive, it was raw, it was powerful, it was healing.
January 6, 2025 at 8:31 AM
One of the best things I’ve ever done creatively was longingly watch as my bagel bites heat up in the microwave while singing Sara Bareilles’ “Once Upon Another Time” but I replaced all the words with “bagel bites”. It was emotive, it was raw, it was powerful, it was healing.
Is the NYPD gonna go after all these terrorists trying to promote that slimy ass okra water?
January 6, 2025 at 7:11 AM
Is the NYPD gonna go after all these terrorists trying to promote that slimy ass okra water?
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being a faggot is the greatest joy of my life
January 5, 2025 at 6:34 AM
being a faggot is the greatest joy of my life
A really good example of the exhausting way my mind works is in the span of about a minute I went from thinking about my disdain for religion and it’s massively negative impacts on the world to the crushing weight of the perceived need for complete originality in art to simply remembering Porky Pig.
January 5, 2025 at 9:14 AM
A really good example of the exhausting way my mind works is in the span of about a minute I went from thinking about my disdain for religion and it’s massively negative impacts on the world to the crushing weight of the perceived need for complete originality in art to simply remembering Porky Pig.