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Mr Greenz
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18+, shepherd to herd of bot accounts (can’t be bothered to block the random follows), wearing little Bo peep hat
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junlper.beer
one of the funniest things i’ve ever seen
January 27, 2026 at 6:39 PM
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were.dog
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January 21, 2026 at 4:01 PM
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funeralpig.bsky.social
british guy: i hope americans are ready to be hated

lib american reply: i'm so ashamed of my countrymen, i hope that the british don't hate me specifically

Hamburglar: i haven't stolen anything since i got sober
January 21, 2026 at 3:12 PM
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jonbois.bsky.social
NFL’s New Overtime Rules - First possession per team - Which comes first: score or possession - If coin flip is heads, elect to kick or receive. Same if tails, once possessions - If a field goal is kicked on first possession, team on field must acquiesce Designed by Jon. Share with your friends if you found this helpful!
January 19, 2026 at 2:40 AM
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outsidewolves.bsky.social
A cartoon drawing of a podcast audience in an auditorium. A speech bubble leading off screen reads "we have a segment on this podcast called 'safety third." In the foreground, an anthropomorphic fox wearing a shirt that says "you're boeing to die" side-eyes an anthropomorphic airliner weearing a shirt that reads "I'm boeing to kill you."
November 29, 2025 at 7:13 AM
geckomaxz.bsky.social
My beautiful son & has died in a terrible accident. Please say a prayer for him tonight.
July 24, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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hausofdecline.bsky.social
Using racism stone on Eevee and it turns into Jontreon
July 16, 2025 at 4:25 PM
geckomaxz.bsky.social
Did Cremieux also provide Zohran’s skull measurements, and if so, why didn’t you publish that?
nytimespr.bsky.social NYTimes Communications @nytimespr.bsky.social · Jul 4
Our assistant managing editor for Standards and Trust, Patrick Healy, posted on X today in response to feedback on our recent reporting on Zohran Mamdani.
July 5, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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jcsalterego.bsky.social
The Louvre Of Bluesky (2025-2025)
a photo of the louvre museum in paris, with the bluesky logo above it. below is "Sarah McLachlan - I Will Remember You" and the words "Mourn Ya 'Til We Join Ya"
July 3, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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jonbois.bsky.social
working on stuff
screenshot: Publishers Marketplace Deal Report Category: Fiction: Sci-Fi/Fantasy May 15, 2015 50007 By Jon Bois Imprint: Tor Sportswriter, documentary filmmaker, and executive producer at Secret Base Jon Bois's 50007: AN AMERICAN FOOTBALL ODYSSEY, about the future history of footbal, from the perspective of a sentient space probe, to Carl Engle-Laird at Tor, in a good deal, in a pre-empt, by Kate McKean at Howard Morhaim Literary Agency.
May 15, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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linguica.bsky.social
that guy in front of the black mesa resonance cascade
April 10, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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jtp.bsky.social
April 4, 2025 at 9:46 PM
geckomaxz.bsky.social
Klarnaing a goon wand while the economy crashes around me
April 4, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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theonion.com
Death Of Chopped-Up Woman Ruled A Suicide
March 25, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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jonbois.bsky.social
working on stuff
screenshot from part four of Fool Time part 4 dropping in early april. four split screens: - map of 1850s telegraph network - newspaper article listing Home Improvement episode: "When Bob Vila appears as a guest on 'Tool Time,' Tim challenges him to a tool knowledge competition." - photo of Bob Vila labeled as "Mr. France" - still of Home Improvement episode: Al and Tim on the "Tool Time" set while Bob Vila lies motionless on the floor
March 14, 2025 at 4:43 AM
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wapplehouse.bsky.social
Me, storming out of the Hyundai dealership:
Kevin Sorbo ‹ @ksorbs CONSERVATIVE Interest rates are not Christian.
March 12, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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jonbois.bsky.social
went to the store
March 13, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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jonbois.bsky.social
further research is warranted but after thinking about it for a few minutes i'd guess that the three coolest people on earth are walton goggins, sade and ichiro
March 11, 2025 at 3:45 AM
geckomaxz.bsky.social
Censureship vote is just a complete failure on the parts of Hakeem Jeffries and Katherine Clark. LBJ would’ve personally threatened and shown his penis to anyone who even thought about voting up that shit. What kind of whip can’t get their party to stand in solidarity with another member?
March 6, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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brendelbored.bsky.social
Every Wednesday is “Ash” Wednesday for Pokémon who are also intensely devoted to their faith
March 5, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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theonion.com
Movie Theater Ceiling Collapses During ‘Captain America’ Screening
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“This never happened when Captain America was white.” Lauren Gingles, Plastics Exporter
March 3, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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jonbois.bsky.social
new video: FOOL TIME, PART 3 OF 4
aka the "disasters at sea" episode
written and directed by jon
up now for our patreon members (subscriptions start at $5/mo)
FOOL TIME, Part 3 of 4 | Pretty Good | Secret Base
Get more from Secret Base on Patreon
www.patreon.com
March 3, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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domvan.bsky.social
Weird how much the NBA has changed, 20 years ago shot distribution looked like two squirrels chasing each other but now it just looks like my parents fighting?
A heatmap distribution of the average shot taken in an NBA season, comparing ’04-05 to ‘24-25
February 25, 2025 at 5:27 PM