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jack of no trades, master of fuckall
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bro they're laughing at you from behind their gloved hand on ojou-sama twitter
May 2, 2025 at 12:04 AM
bro they're laughing at you from behind their gloved hand on ojou-sama twitter
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My relationship with Big wasn’t the only thing I blew up that day. At the Trinity test site I detonated the first plutonium bomb, unleashing a 22 kiloton blast. Had I become Death, destroyer of worlds? Meanwhile uptown, Samantha had her hands full with her own “Manhattan project”
January 10, 2025 at 11:49 PM
My relationship with Big wasn’t the only thing I blew up that day. At the Trinity test site I detonated the first plutonium bomb, unleashing a 22 kiloton blast. Had I become Death, destroyer of worlds? Meanwhile uptown, Samantha had her hands full with her own “Manhattan project”
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I can’t enjoy horror movies because the characters always act so irrationally. If I was in a horror movie situation I would simply kill myself straight away
January 6, 2025 at 9:39 AM
I can’t enjoy horror movies because the characters always act so irrationally. If I was in a horror movie situation I would simply kill myself straight away
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(on my computer, typing to another guy who's also on the computer) Go outside nerd. Get off the computer
January 5, 2025 at 7:54 PM
(on my computer, typing to another guy who's also on the computer) Go outside nerd. Get off the computer
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Thoguhts Of Life—Ive replaced evero screen in my goon cave w/ a diff. translation of the Epic Of Gilgamesh. My mind has become rather Honed
December 31, 2024 at 10:47 AM
Thoguhts Of Life—Ive replaced evero screen in my goon cave w/ a diff. translation of the Epic Of Gilgamesh. My mind has become rather Honed
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I'm not going to see the nosferatu movie because I already saw the spoiler that he's uncircumcised. That was the only reason I would have gone to see it- to find out if the nosferatu is circumcised (he's not)
December 30, 2024 at 12:24 AM
I'm not going to see the nosferatu movie because I already saw the spoiler that he's uncircumcised. That was the only reason I would have gone to see it- to find out if the nosferatu is circumcised (he's not)
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every new restaurant in every major city is either called Thistle+Thorn and thinks adding turmeric to brussel sprouts makes them worth $30 or is called Burger Bitch and has a neon sign in the window that says “im gonna fuck a hamburger”
December 29, 2024 at 5:04 PM
every new restaurant in every major city is either called Thistle+Thorn and thinks adding turmeric to brussel sprouts makes them worth $30 or is called Burger Bitch and has a neon sign in the window that says “im gonna fuck a hamburger”
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Nothing in the Saw franchise compares to the cruelty of Love Actually
December 27, 2024 at 6:27 AM
Nothing in the Saw franchise compares to the cruelty of Love Actually
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I have a problem.
December 26, 2024 at 7:52 PM
I have a problem.
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Barack Obama has shared his top erotic free-to-play games of 2024
December 21, 2024 at 9:31 PM
Barack Obama has shared his top erotic free-to-play games of 2024
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hate when I die and respawn in Iowa
December 22, 2024 at 6:05 PM
hate when I die and respawn in Iowa
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🎶 You know mambo number one
Two, three, and four
You know mambo number six,
Seven, and more
But do you recall?
The most famous mambo of all?
*Lou Bega sidles in*
Two, three, and four
You know mambo number six,
Seven, and more
But do you recall?
The most famous mambo of all?
*Lou Bega sidles in*
December 14, 2024 at 11:50 PM
🎶 You know mambo number one
Two, three, and four
You know mambo number six,
Seven, and more
But do you recall?
The most famous mambo of all?
*Lou Bega sidles in*
Two, three, and four
You know mambo number six,
Seven, and more
But do you recall?
The most famous mambo of all?
*Lou Bega sidles in*
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internet humor in 2014: No you don't understand, those are my emotional support 400 open tabs!
internet humor in 2024: i am going to carpet bomb the ceo of kaiser permanente
internet humor in 2024: i am going to carpet bomb the ceo of kaiser permanente
December 13, 2024 at 2:30 PM
internet humor in 2014: No you don't understand, those are my emotional support 400 open tabs!
internet humor in 2024: i am going to carpet bomb the ceo of kaiser permanente
internet humor in 2024: i am going to carpet bomb the ceo of kaiser permanente
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reviewing the unabomber's manifesto on goodreads and giving it a 4/5 is so fucking funny man
December 9, 2024 at 6:50 PM
reviewing the unabomber's manifesto on goodreads and giving it a 4/5 is so fucking funny man
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The shooter's allrecipes․com account has dropped. Five stars for some three ingredient no bake oreo cheesecake squares bullshit. Oh well nice while it lasted.
December 9, 2024 at 7:20 PM
The shooter's allrecipes․com account has dropped. Five stars for some three ingredient no bake oreo cheesecake squares bullshit. Oh well nice while it lasted.
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DID YOU KNOW: in the song Scenes from an Italian Restaurant, when Billy Joel sings "bottle of red/bottle of white," he is talking about Gatorade
November 27, 2024 at 11:59 PM
DID YOU KNOW: in the song Scenes from an Italian Restaurant, when Billy Joel sings "bottle of red/bottle of white," he is talking about Gatorade
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Balatro Joker promised me X3 Mult if I stole a cop's gun
November 24, 2024 at 12:00 PM
Balatro Joker promised me X3 Mult if I stole a cop's gun
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It didn’t used to be that you went online to get mad. You went on the computer because that’s where Strong Bad lives
November 22, 2024 at 7:28 PM
It didn’t used to be that you went online to get mad. You went on the computer because that’s where Strong Bad lives