Kissing your friends is normal if you’re weird enough
December 20, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Kissing your friends is normal if you’re weird enough
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Jimmy Fallon: so this new product is called a shit sandwich? is it good?
Guest: Yes, Jimmy. It's great.
Jimmy Fallon: [taking out a photo of a shit sandwich pasted onto a black piece of poster board and showing it to the camera] wow. would you take a look at that?
Guest: Yes, Jimmy. It's great.
Jimmy Fallon: [taking out a photo of a shit sandwich pasted onto a black piece of poster board and showing it to the camera] wow. would you take a look at that?
December 9, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Jimmy Fallon: so this new product is called a shit sandwich? is it good?
Guest: Yes, Jimmy. It's great.
Jimmy Fallon: [taking out a photo of a shit sandwich pasted onto a black piece of poster board and showing it to the camera] wow. would you take a look at that?
Guest: Yes, Jimmy. It's great.
Jimmy Fallon: [taking out a photo of a shit sandwich pasted onto a black piece of poster board and showing it to the camera] wow. would you take a look at that?
*about to kill myself voice* have any good restaurants around here?
October 29, 2025 at 7:01 PM
*about to kill myself voice* have any good restaurants around here?
Telling my wife it’s kink shaming to not support me in my infidelity fetish
October 15, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Telling my wife it’s kink shaming to not support me in my infidelity fetish
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0.000% of Communism has been built. Evil child-murdering billionaires still rule the world with a shit-eating grin. All he has managed to do is make himself *sad*. He is starting to suspect Kras Mazov *fucked him over* personally with his socio-economic theory.
October 5, 2025 at 3:22 PM
0.000% of Communism has been built. Evil child-murdering billionaires still rule the world with a shit-eating grin. All he has managed to do is make himself *sad*. He is starting to suspect Kras Mazov *fucked him over* personally with his socio-economic theory.
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The Strange case of Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde set serums back years. Everyone was afraid to ingest serums that summer. Even tinctures saw a dip in sales
October 2, 2025 at 9:47 PM
The Strange case of Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde set serums back years. Everyone was afraid to ingest serums that summer. Even tinctures saw a dip in sales
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INLAND EMPIRE - The furnace has long been cold, despite itself. You're too sad to jerk off. This is not the first time this has happened, either.
ELECTROCHEMISTRY - Then it is truly over. You are beyond the help of the page-three girl. You are truly doomed.
ELECTROCHEMISTRY - Then it is truly over. You are beyond the help of the page-three girl. You are truly doomed.
October 2, 2025 at 3:24 PM
INLAND EMPIRE - The furnace has long been cold, despite itself. You're too sad to jerk off. This is not the first time this has happened, either.
ELECTROCHEMISTRY - Then it is truly over. You are beyond the help of the page-three girl. You are truly doomed.
ELECTROCHEMISTRY - Then it is truly over. You are beyond the help of the page-three girl. You are truly doomed.
Getting hard or hardly getting?
October 2, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Getting hard or hardly getting?
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Animal fact of the day:
The better is a fan of wood, and the kind of it where it is the thing of trees. It loves it.
The better is a fan of wood, and the kind of it where it is the thing of trees. It loves it.
September 30, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Animal fact of the day:
The better is a fan of wood, and the kind of it where it is the thing of trees. It loves it.
The better is a fan of wood, and the kind of it where it is the thing of trees. It loves it.
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YOU - Johnny Law is about to tear it up. Sad-style.
September 28, 2025 at 5:22 PM
YOU - Johnny Law is about to tear it up. Sad-style.
Hey, just really quick. I was wondering if you and your friends could absolve me?
September 19, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Hey, just really quick. I was wondering if you and your friends could absolve me?
One day we will find someone who has a normal opinion about New York City. But until then, we all have to be very annoying about it
September 17, 2025 at 3:24 PM
One day we will find someone who has a normal opinion about New York City. But until then, we all have to be very annoying about it
Guess who’s gonna start posting on here now
September 17, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Guess who’s gonna start posting on here now
Back on here again. Wonder if this place still fucking sucks
May 22, 2024 at 6:40 PM
Back on here again. Wonder if this place still fucking sucks
ring worm? yeah, they tend to do that
August 31, 2023 at 3:41 AM
ring worm? yeah, they tend to do that
call me j. robert the way i often slime her
August 4, 2023 at 2:36 PM
call me j. robert the way i often slime her
you okay dude? your sense of whimsy isn’t really showing
August 2, 2023 at 3:20 PM
you okay dude? your sense of whimsy isn’t really showing
what’s the matter little guy??? don’t like being perceived??? GROW UP 😤😤😤 WE LIVE IN A PANOPTICON LITTLE BRO 🤣🤣🤣
August 2, 2023 at 12:22 PM
what’s the matter little guy??? don’t like being perceived??? GROW UP 😤😤😤 WE LIVE IN A PANOPTICON LITTLE BRO 🤣🤣🤣
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If you use garlic, you are a bad cook. A good cook can make food that does not rely on flavor.
August 2, 2023 at 4:49 AM
If you use garlic, you are a bad cook. A good cook can make food that does not rely on flavor.