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Alcoholic Santa walks into a bar: "When you get a chance, can you get me a beer?" "No problem," says the barman, "but why the dependant clause?"
December 26, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Alcoholic Santa walks into a bar: "When you get a chance, can you get me a beer?" "No problem," says the barman, "but why the dependant clause?"
Alcoholic Santa walks into a bar: "When you get a chance, can you get me a beer?" "No problem," says the barman, "but why the dependant clause?"
December 26, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Alcoholic Santa walks into a bar: "When you get a chance, can you get me a beer?" "No problem," says the barman, "but why the dependant clause?"
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If it's Earl-based wormholes you're after, consider the mysterious murder of the 10th Earl of Shaftesbury!
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anthony...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anthony...
Anthony Ashley-Cooper, 10th Earl of Shaftesbury - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
December 26, 2025 at 5:42 PM
If it's Earl-based wormholes you're after, consider the mysterious murder of the 10th Earl of Shaftesbury!
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anthony...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anthony...
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LinkedIn on Christmas Day is so bleak, I'd almost write a radio play about it.
December 25, 2025 at 5:00 PM
LinkedIn on Christmas Day is so bleak, I'd almost write a radio play about it.
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Find someone who looks at you like Bréifne looks at a Christmas ham.
December 25, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Find someone who looks at you like Bréifne looks at a Christmas ham.
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The infant Christ has entered into a near earth geo synchronous orbit and will remain watching over the planet for the festive period
December 24, 2025 at 3:57 PM
The infant Christ has entered into a near earth geo synchronous orbit and will remain watching over the planet for the festive period
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Yes indeed! substack.com/@soozkempner...
The Seventh Annual EastEnders Catch-Up
For people who only see it when they go home to their families at Chrismtas
substack.com
December 22, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Yes indeed! substack.com/@soozkempner...
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Made a break for Spain on the ferry to see out the Christmas and New Year. It's only fucking snowing? That Judith Chalmers was full of shit.
December 21, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Made a break for Spain on the ferry to see out the Christmas and New Year. It's only fucking snowing? That Judith Chalmers was full of shit.
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I've finally discovered how to bond hydrogen and oxygen in a chain: HO-HO-HO.
It's a Christmas molecule.
It's a Christmas molecule.
December 19, 2025 at 9:53 AM
I've finally discovered how to bond hydrogen and oxygen in a chain: HO-HO-HO.
It's a Christmas molecule.
It's a Christmas molecule.
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Looking to spread some yuletide cheer with my new song “Big Nick Christmas”
December 10, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Looking to spread some yuletide cheer with my new song “Big Nick Christmas”
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Ireland 🇮🇪
Spain 🇪🇦
Slovenia 🇸🇮
Netherlands 🇳🇱
to boycott #Eurovision2026.
Belgium🇧🇪 & Iceland 🇮🇸 may follow suit.
#FreePalestine 🇵🇸
www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio...
Spain 🇪🇦
Slovenia 🇸🇮
Netherlands 🇳🇱
to boycott #Eurovision2026.
Belgium🇧🇪 & Iceland 🇮🇸 may follow suit.
#FreePalestine 🇵🇸
www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio...
Four countries to boycott Eurovision 2026 as Israel cleared to compete
Ireland, Spain, Slovenia and the Netherlands pull out after decision not to hold vote on Israel’s participation
www.theguardian.com
December 4, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Ireland 🇮🇪
Spain 🇪🇦
Slovenia 🇸🇮
Netherlands 🇳🇱
to boycott #Eurovision2026.
Belgium🇧🇪 & Iceland 🇮🇸 may follow suit.
#FreePalestine 🇵🇸
www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio...
Spain 🇪🇦
Slovenia 🇸🇮
Netherlands 🇳🇱
to boycott #Eurovision2026.
Belgium🇧🇪 & Iceland 🇮🇸 may follow suit.
#FreePalestine 🇵🇸
www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio...
Cold supermoon or something
December 4, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Cold supermoon or something
My rose bush flowers into December the absolute mad bastard
December 3, 2025 at 6:10 PM
My rose bush flowers into December the absolute mad bastard
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I just had cause to explain the existence of this TV programme to my other half who is from actual Continental Europe ™️ . Not something I'd thought about for some time. Did it even really happen?
youtu.be/85X4amM_rjY?...
youtu.be/85X4amM_rjY?...
Eurotrash with Antoine de Caunes and Jean-Paul Gaultier | Trailer
YouTube video by Eurotrash
youtu.be
December 2, 2025 at 9:43 PM
I just had cause to explain the existence of this TV programme to my other half who is from actual Continental Europe ™️ . Not something I'd thought about for some time. Did it even really happen?
youtu.be/85X4amM_rjY?...
youtu.be/85X4amM_rjY?...
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Okay. If this was a lad from your small Irish town, what would his nickname be for the rest of his life?
American Student Ends Up Trapped in Giant Vagina Sculpture
Firefighters embarked on an "extraordinary rescue mission" when an American exchange student got his leg trapped inside a giant vagina sculpture.
www.nbcnews.com
December 2, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Okay. If this was a lad from your small Irish town, what would his nickname be for the rest of his life?
I was pushing a buggy towards a hotel door this afternoon and a seemingly normal guy held it open for me. I said thanks. He said no worries, have a good night, take care. It was just too much. Reader, I was seething.
November 30, 2025 at 5:30 PM
I was pushing a buggy towards a hotel door this afternoon and a seemingly normal guy held it open for me. I said thanks. He said no worries, have a good night, take care. It was just too much. Reader, I was seething.
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Today is my birthday. 48. Is that old? Well, it's the oldest I've ever been.
Have I learnt anything worth sharing in that time? Let's see.
Have I learnt anything worth sharing in that time? Let's see.
November 5, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Today is my birthday. 48. Is that old? Well, it's the oldest I've ever been.
Have I learnt anything worth sharing in that time? Let's see.
Have I learnt anything worth sharing in that time? Let's see.
Goes into hiding and gets a sex change. Calling it now.
Gardaí have been unable to locate Enoch Burke after twice calling to his house yesterday to imprison him for contempt of court.
A High Court judge ordered the former teacher's return to prison on Tuesday.
jrnl.ie/6880578t
A High Court judge ordered the former teacher's return to prison on Tuesday.
jrnl.ie/6880578t
Gardaí can't find Enoch Burke after calling to his house to imprison him for contempt of court
Burke was ordered back to prison by the High Court on Tuesday.
jrnl.ie
November 20, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Goes into hiding and gets a sex change. Calling it now.
Mamdani is going to implement Shillelagh law by moving the capital of his new international caliphate to a small village between Tinahely and Carnew
November 8, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Mamdani is going to implement Shillelagh law by moving the capital of his new international caliphate to a small village between Tinahely and Carnew
Mamdani is going to implement Shakira law - making it illegal for hips to lie.
November 8, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Mamdani is going to implement Shakira law - making it illegal for hips to lie.
Bless me father for I have sinned. I put garlic in the coddle.
November 5, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Bless me father for I have sinned. I put garlic in the coddle.
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ok i think that's all of them
November 4, 2025 at 2:24 PM
ok i think that's all of them