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all-time classic
(as with most videos in the Philadelphia Sports Extended Universe, clip via @dhm.bsky.social)
(as with most videos in the Philadelphia Sports Extended Universe, clip via @dhm.bsky.social)
January 7, 2026 at 3:23 AM
all-time classic
(as with most videos in the Philadelphia Sports Extended Universe, clip via @dhm.bsky.social)
(as with most videos in the Philadelphia Sports Extended Universe, clip via @dhm.bsky.social)
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I’m at Times Square, where an emergency “No War On Venezuela” protest just took to the street. Easily a thousand people here in real-feel 20°F weather.
“No more coups, no more wars, Venezuela’s not yours!”
“No boots on the ground no bombs in the air, U.S. out of everywhere!”
“No more coups, no more wars, Venezuela’s not yours!”
“No boots on the ground no bombs in the air, U.S. out of everywhere!”
January 3, 2026 at 8:02 PM
I’m at Times Square, where an emergency “No War On Venezuela” protest just took to the street. Easily a thousand people here in real-feel 20°F weather.
“No more coups, no more wars, Venezuela’s not yours!”
“No boots on the ground no bombs in the air, U.S. out of everywhere!”
“No more coups, no more wars, Venezuela’s not yours!”
“No boots on the ground no bombs in the air, U.S. out of everywhere!”
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A CHEEZ-IT DRAGON
December 31, 2025 at 8:12 PM
A CHEEZ-IT DRAGON
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Daftly asking the family what George Bailey means by this line
December 24, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Daftly asking the family what George Bailey means by this line
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Audience culture is the worst it's ever been, I swear to god. People forgot how to act. I'm at the theater, trying to enjoy my show, which I've paid GOOD MONEY for, and these two old assholes are in the balcony heckling the life out of the poor bear onstage. Not letting him finish a single joke.
November 26, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Audience culture is the worst it's ever been, I swear to god. People forgot how to act. I'm at the theater, trying to enjoy my show, which I've paid GOOD MONEY for, and these two old assholes are in the balcony heckling the life out of the poor bear onstage. Not letting him finish a single joke.
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![old tweet from me
ME, AN EAGLES FAN: the eagles stink
YOU, NOT AN EAGLES FAN: yeah they’re having a rough year
ME, AN EAGLES FAN: [suddenly simmering with rage] you… come into MY home… and you DISRESPECT the philadelphia eagles?](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:azi27f6jdow5l62hutaofpon/bafkreiekbg2kurbbeyoffv6zuzpwchb73mhthv626pewqxm7nthtoo37ma@jpeg)
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You might think you’re ready for this needle drop at the Cuomo watch party.
I promise you: you are not.
I promise you: you are not.
November 5, 2025 at 2:57 AM
You might think you’re ready for this needle drop at the Cuomo watch party.
I promise you: you are not.
I promise you: you are not.
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ME: Jesus christ. The Chicken Man? When was this?
BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN: last night
ME: fuck.... well, at least his house is okay
BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN: *looks concerned*
BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN: last night
ME: fuck.... well, at least his house is okay
BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN: *looks concerned*
October 2, 2024 at 2:53 PM
ME: Jesus christ. The Chicken Man? When was this?
BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN: last night
ME: fuck.... well, at least his house is okay
BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN: *looks concerned*
BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN: last night
ME: fuck.... well, at least his house is okay
BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN: *looks concerned*
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People Magazine just announced their 2025 “Sexiest Man Alive”:
November 3, 2025 at 5:04 PM
People Magazine just announced their 2025 “Sexiest Man Alive”:
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I always thought his name was “Michael Jornan.” You learn something new every day
October 22, 2025 at 12:47 AM
I always thought his name was “Michael Jornan.” You learn something new every day
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the most pennsylvanian text in recorded human history [laudatory]
meatball parm prevented correct spelling
October 12, 2025 at 12:20 AM
the most pennsylvanian text in recorded human history [laudatory]
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“Welcome to the World Headquarters of Godzilla” is what I say when I back a chump down in the post
September 19, 2025 at 12:34 PM
“Welcome to the World Headquarters of Godzilla” is what I say when I back a chump down in the post
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Please call me balldontlie, Mr Ball don’t lie was my father I’m sorry
September 5, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Please call me balldontlie, Mr Ball don’t lie was my father I’m sorry
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ESPN is airing a documentary on the Kansas City Chief's last season.
Spoiler Alert - This is how it ends:
Spoiler Alert - This is how it ends:
a man wearing a shirt that says super bowl champions on it
ALT: a man wearing a shirt that says super bowl champions on it
media.tenor.com
September 1, 2025 at 12:14 AM
ESPN is airing a documentary on the Kansas City Chief's last season.
Spoiler Alert - This is how it ends:
Spoiler Alert - This is how it ends:
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Jyke Sxgwarvwr's been crushing bombs this year. Sxgwarvwr for NL MVP
August 29, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Jyke Sxgwarvwr's been crushing bombs this year. Sxgwarvwr for NL MVP
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Without blitzing, how many times did the Philadelphia Eagles sack Patrick Mahomes Jr
February 23, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Without blitzing, how many times did the Philadelphia Eagles sack Patrick Mahomes Jr
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I’m a firm believer that with SHIN GODZILLA returning to theaters, Toho should also re-release the figurines of the kaiju giving apologetic press conferences.
August 22, 2025 at 8:59 PM
I’m a firm believer that with SHIN GODZILLA returning to theaters, Toho should also re-release the figurines of the kaiju giving apologetic press conferences.
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This is a dramatic understatement of what UPenn agree to. They are also banning any and all Title IX protections for trans students and agreeing that trans people don't actually exist.
The University of Pennsylvania has agreed to ban transgender women from its women's sports teams to resolve a federal civil rights case.
Penn to ban trans athletes, ending Thomas case
The University of Pennsylvania has agreed to ban transgender women from its women's sports teams to resolve a federal civil rights case.
spr.ly
July 1, 2025 at 9:30 PM
This is a dramatic understatement of what UPenn agree to. They are also banning any and all Title IX protections for trans students and agreeing that trans people don't actually exist.
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I finally watched Conclave. I like that Ralph Fiennes has the same energy as Kermit the Frog trying to keep The Muppet Show from going off the rails.
May 28, 2025 at 5:31 PM
I finally watched Conclave. I like that Ralph Fiennes has the same energy as Kermit the Frog trying to keep The Muppet Show from going off the rails.
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if my team won the Super Bowl because we were so good at running the most basic play possible that they had to ban it, I would not stop talking about it until the day I died. Congratulations to Eagles fans everywhere, your team defeated football
May 21, 2025 at 12:53 PM
if my team won the Super Bowl because we were so good at running the most basic play possible that they had to ban it, I would not stop talking about it until the day I died. Congratulations to Eagles fans everywhere, your team defeated football
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An Eagles home opener against the Cowboys means this whole Summer is Dallas Week.
May 12, 2025 at 1:07 PM
An Eagles home opener against the Cowboys means this whole Summer is Dallas Week.
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thinking about Jalen Hurts
May 11, 2025 at 5:02 AM
thinking about Jalen Hurts
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"and it is very unfair, this play. Is it even a play? I don't know, no one really knows. But this play, they call it a [squints, enunciates] Tush Push. Very nasty. They line up, are they onsides? I don't know, then they push with their very big strong guys and it's not very nice"
December 8, 2024 at 6:52 PM
"and it is very unfair, this play. Is it even a play? I don't know, no one really knows. But this play, they call it a [squints, enunciates] Tush Push. Very nasty. They line up, are they onsides? I don't know, then they push with their very big strong guys and it's not very nice"
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Following up on this. They just banned a Canadian trans musician from getting a visa to tour the US.
They're straight up banning trans people from entering the US.
www.stereogum.com/2303977/bell...
They're straight up banning trans people from entering the US.
www.stereogum.com/2303977/bell...
April 11, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Following up on this. They just banned a Canadian trans musician from getting a visa to tour the US.
They're straight up banning trans people from entering the US.
www.stereogum.com/2303977/bell...
They're straight up banning trans people from entering the US.
www.stereogum.com/2303977/bell...