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They're selling you the same pasta in different shapes and you're falling for it
December 14, 2025 at 12:09 AM
They're selling you the same pasta in different shapes and you're falling for it
it's my yearly evangelize about how good "Single All the Way" is time
a netflix ad shows a man and two women dancing
ALT: a netflix ad shows a man and two women dancing
media.tenor.com
December 10, 2025 at 1:43 AM
it's my yearly evangelize about how good "Single All the Way" is time
this really is what customers are like
October 11, 2025 at 6:46 PM
this really is what customers are like
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Watching Twilight on repeat to escape the encroaching dread
September 26, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Watching Twilight on repeat to escape the encroaching dread
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The Onion News Network truck is currently stationed outside the Broadview ICE Detention facility just outside of Chicago.
September 6, 2025 at 5:34 PM
The Onion News Network truck is currently stationed outside the Broadview ICE Detention facility just outside of Chicago.
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repost if you’re a pasta loving bitch
August 21, 2025 at 10:51 PM
repost if you’re a pasta loving bitch
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can’t wait for the new Taylor Swift album “500 Internal Service Error”
August 12, 2025 at 4:16 AM
can’t wait for the new Taylor Swift album “500 Internal Service Error”
girl don't ever make me learn about something from your boyfriend ever again please
yes this is about Taylor Swift ❤️🔥
yes this is about Taylor Swift ❤️🔥
August 12, 2025 at 4:49 AM
girl don't ever make me learn about something from your boyfriend ever again please
yes this is about Taylor Swift ❤️🔥
yes this is about Taylor Swift ❤️🔥
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I want to dip myself into my iced coffee. I’m a free soul.
July 9, 2025 at 9:41 PM
I want to dip myself into my iced coffee. I’m a free soul.
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Chappell Roan possible album title reveal in her Instagram post????
June 1, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Chappell Roan possible album title reveal in her Instagram post????
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Don’t forget to bring bricks to Pride. At least one.
June 1, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Don’t forget to bring bricks to Pride. At least one.
people who hate on fruit wine just hate fun 💁🏼♀️
June 1, 2025 at 1:47 AM
people who hate on fruit wine just hate fun 💁🏼♀️
this just in: middle aged woman hates that younger women are bringing metal water bottles to yoga class because they fall over sometimes so she decides to become just completely anti-water
May 28, 2025 at 2:18 AM
this just in: middle aged woman hates that younger women are bringing metal water bottles to yoga class because they fall over sometimes so she decides to become just completely anti-water
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How am I supposed to release my inhibitions and feel the rain on my skin in these conditions?
May 27, 2025 at 11:30 PM
How am I supposed to release my inhibitions and feel the rain on my skin in these conditions?
is this one of those wine and cheese pairings people are always talking about, did I do it right?
May 4, 2025 at 11:39 PM
is this one of those wine and cheese pairings people are always talking about, did I do it right?
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No one has ever needed to go to the grocery store more or wanted to go less. I called the Guinness book people and they were like, “Goddamn. Impressive.”
April 25, 2025 at 12:49 AM
No one has ever needed to go to the grocery store more or wanted to go less. I called the Guinness book people and they were like, “Goddamn. Impressive.”
my princess
April 25, 2025 at 5:16 PM
my princess
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hello parmesan my old friend
i've come to talk with you again
i've come to talk with you again
April 22, 2025 at 5:30 PM
hello parmesan my old friend
i've come to talk with you again
i've come to talk with you again
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this Easter please enjoy the funniest video I’ve ever seen
April 21, 2025 at 12:18 AM
this Easter please enjoy the funniest video I’ve ever seen
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lmao. turns out that was load-bearing DEI
April 17, 2025 at 4:27 PM
lmao. turns out that was load-bearing DEI
how am I supposed to do laundry in these conditions
April 13, 2025 at 11:48 PM
how am I supposed to do laundry in these conditions
a bunch of people on this website are saying "stock up on things this week before tariffs kick in"
did y'all not just pay rent???? how do you have extra stock up money???
did y'all not just pay rent???? how do you have extra stock up money???
April 4, 2025 at 4:34 AM
a bunch of people on this website are saying "stock up on things this week before tariffs kick in"
did y'all not just pay rent???? how do you have extra stock up money???
did y'all not just pay rent???? how do you have extra stock up money???
my sleepy babies
March 30, 2025 at 12:39 AM
my sleepy babies
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nobody else is brave enough to talk about how much Jesus was into feet
March 29, 2025 at 7:21 PM
nobody else is brave enough to talk about how much Jesus was into feet