Joseph ⛈️🍉
@god-of-sassgard.bsky.social
Views are my own and do not necessarily reflect those of the Æsír or Vanír. Artist. ADHD as hell. He/him
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Hi everyone! I’m Joseph & I draw “Viking” stuff. I live in Utah with my wife of 11 years, our 4 kids, & a Golden Retriever named Eivør. I like reading fantasy books, drinking coffee, playing the occasional Minecraft, and watching LotR every December. 💙
Slightly diminish a band: Gently Used Benjamin
Slightly diminish a band: My Chemical Fling
Slightly diminish a band:
Fiona Red Delicious
Fiona Red Delicious
August 13, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Slightly diminish a band: Gently Used Benjamin
I’m halfway through s3 of #VanderpumpRules & I’m convinced no one in Vanderpump Rules has watched any previous episodes of Vanderpump Rules
July 27, 2025 at 11:35 PM
I’m halfway through s3 of #VanderpumpRules & I’m convinced no one in Vanderpump Rules has watched any previous episodes of Vanderpump Rules
God gives his fireworkiest holidays to his fire hazardiest months
July 25, 2025 at 4:08 AM
God gives his fireworkiest holidays to his fire hazardiest months
There’s a connection between the conservatives who try to argue “but what if someone you support is in the Epstein List?” & the Mormons who boldly answer “no” when asked “if it wasn’t true, wouldn’t you want to know?”
July 23, 2025 at 2:09 PM
There’s a connection between the conservatives who try to argue “but what if someone you support is in the Epstein List?” & the Mormons who boldly answer “no” when asked “if it wasn’t true, wouldn’t you want to know?”
Movie you've seen more than six times, using .gifs. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, or LotR.
July 2, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Movie you've seen more than six times, using .gifs. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, or LotR.
The main reason the Æsír were always fighting the Frost Giants is because ICE sucks ♥️
June 11, 2025 at 5:50 PM
The main reason the Æsír were always fighting the Frost Giants is because ICE sucks ♥️
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Wife- AMAZING
Wife- Babe—you like completely whipped all that out in just a couple hours 😂
Me- [gif of Hugh Jackman as Wolverine saying “Have you been checked for ADHD?”]
Me- It’s my Sometimes-Superpower
Me- [gif from ‘Into the Spiderverse’ with the lines “I can’t do it on command” “He can’t do it on command”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:q2misgg6xjostj3v5swcraje/bafkreih2pcqlvpzux5deky6b66wputt3rhoxyfab5nr7lpjuyxjth55jje@jpeg)
June 6, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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June 1, 2025 at 12:38 PM
I’ve heard elon has said he wants to die on Mars & honestly? I hope he does, too. The lower gravity on Mars would make the guillotine blade fall slightly slower & with a little less force, meaning we might have to drop it a couple more times.
May 31, 2025 at 7:24 PM
I’ve heard elon has said he wants to die on Mars & honestly? I hope he does, too. The lower gravity on Mars would make the guillotine blade fall slightly slower & with a little less force, meaning we might have to drop it a couple more times.
Is it just me or are there any other ADHD people who actually hate that “8D Music” stuff? Legit makes me nauseous.
May 23, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Is it just me or are there any other ADHD people who actually hate that “8D Music” stuff? Legit makes me nauseous.
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Saw this and thought my oomfs' feeds could use this
May 11, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Saw this and thought my oomfs' feeds could use this
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This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.
May 5, 2025 at 2:41 PM
This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle.
May 4, 2025 at 3:00 PM
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle.
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RFK Jr. Encourages Americans To Do Their Own Research About Dragons
RFK Jr. Encourages Americans To Do Their Own Research About Dragons
WASHINGTON—Claiming the fantastical creatures were “way too cool” to leave their investigation to a handful of so-called experts, Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. issued a sta...
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May 2, 2025 at 7:00 PM
RFK Jr. Encourages Americans To Do Their Own Research About Dragons
I desperately need them to show him the original knuckles tattoo photo—before the photoshop—on live tv so we can collectively watch him have an aneurysm. I think it would really heal & unify the country ♥️
May 1, 2025 at 10:57 PM
I desperately need them to show him the original knuckles tattoo photo—before the photoshop—on live tv so we can collectively watch him have an aneurysm. I think it would really heal & unify the country ♥️
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Dear god let this man cook.
April 29, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Dear god let this man cook.
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We're getting pizza and I'm obsessed with this slightly broken mural that used to be about eating with your hands but now it reads like Saruman's manifesto
April 28, 2025 at 5:42 PM
We're getting pizza and I'm obsessed with this slightly broken mural that used to be about eating with your hands but now it reads like Saruman's manifesto
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Artist Always Carries Around Sketchbook In Case He Feels Like Making Someone Uncomfortable
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April 27, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Artist Always Carries Around Sketchbook In Case He Feels Like Making Someone Uncomfortable
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presidents should get a probationary period and if their approval rating falls below 50% at any point within their first three months in office we get to eject them from the country with a catapult
April 23, 2025 at 11:45 PM
presidents should get a probationary period and if their approval rating falls below 50% at any point within their first three months in office we get to eject them from the country with a catapult
“HaVe yOu bEeN tO sPAcE??!”—
The whole planet is in space, you dumbass. You only got 60ish miles away from everyone. Anyone with a boat can do double that in the Pacific Ocean without being a prick about it.
The whole planet is in space, you dumbass. You only got 60ish miles away from everyone. Anyone with a boat can do double that in the Pacific Ocean without being a prick about it.
April 17, 2025 at 8:26 PM
“HaVe yOu bEeN tO sPAcE??!”—
The whole planet is in space, you dumbass. You only got 60ish miles away from everyone. Anyone with a boat can do double that in the Pacific Ocean without being a prick about it.
The whole planet is in space, you dumbass. You only got 60ish miles away from everyone. Anyone with a boat can do double that in the Pacific Ocean without being a prick about it.
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As the cybertruck reaches the end of its one-year life cycle, it begins to molt, shedding its exoskeleton before being carried off to die.
April 10, 2025 at 3:44 PM
As the cybertruck reaches the end of its one-year life cycle, it begins to molt, shedding its exoskeleton before being carried off to die.
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once I was at the ophthalmologist and he was checking my eyes and how I saw colors and he said “the thing about biology is nature doesn’t really do binaries, only spectrums” and I think about that a lot
April 10, 2025 at 12:18 PM
once I was at the ophthalmologist and he was checking my eyes and how I saw colors and he said “the thing about biology is nature doesn’t really do binaries, only spectrums” and I think about that a lot
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April 9, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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