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puddleofbrain.bsky.social
Popsicle sticks should have koans on them. Popsicles aren’t funny, they’re contemplative
October 1, 2023 at 8:47 AM
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puddleofbrain.bsky.social
but doctor i am pagliacci!

doctor: oh my bad. clown chemotherapy then
September 16, 2023 at 3:05 PM
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jlp.systems
Nice job typing words everyone
July 28, 2023 at 1:55 AM
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jonkwest.bsky.social
Twitter is just that Jeremy Renner app but for Elon Musk now
July 27, 2023 at 1:55 PM
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junlper.beer
i can’t wait to deadname twitter
July 24, 2023 at 3:05 AM
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mikedrucker.bsky.social
It’ll help me finally quit Twitter when the icon on my phone becomes the international symbol for “don’t do this”
July 24, 2023 at 11:42 AM
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brendelbored.bsky.social
People who joined this website two months ago and got attention from saying beepo borpo seeing big Twitter accounts come over
Homer Simpson meeting professional ballplayer Daryl Strawberry at softball signups Homer hating Daryl Strawberry
July 21, 2023 at 7:26 PM
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brendelbored.bsky.social
Obviously keep out bigots but beyond that I just want the best posters here. That doesn’t necessarily mean good people. I view “While many of you are yelling Go Rams I’m yelling Go Robert Mueller and the rule of law!” the same as I do Tony Soprano. Something can be evil but also compelling art.
July 21, 2023 at 4:43 AM
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adamcerious.bsky.social
me walking into oppenheimer after seeing barbie
a robot from the show futurama, flipping a switch on his side to change his emotions from "irreverent" to "maudlin"
July 19, 2023 at 9:04 PM
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llobrow.bsky.social
Simpsons screencap of "do it for her" but now it says "do it qu n't"
July 16, 2023 at 8:43 PM
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puddleofbrain.bsky.social
Might stop doing hygiene so I have more time to ruminate
July 15, 2023 at 4:47 PM
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bestofdyingtwit.bsky.social
Looking into it.
July 15, 2023 at 3:54 PM
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puddleofbrain.bsky.social
two roads diverged in a combination pizza hut/kfc
July 15, 2023 at 4:02 PM
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puddleofbrain.bsky.social
Bro, are you even committed to immanentizing the eschaton?
July 13, 2023 at 5:47 PM
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gilbertjasono.bsky.social
When your boss says he wants you back in the office this is the setup he is imagining
July 11, 2023 at 10:45 PM
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how-do-i-pdf.bsky.social
I’ve collected all the apps like pieces of the Triforce. I will never touch grass again
July 9, 2023 at 8:58 PM
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jlp.systems
The Three-Buddy Problem
July 9, 2023 at 2:47 PM
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catbus.phd
Unhappy Twitter expats:
July 9, 2023 at 12:44 AM
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puddleofbrain.bsky.social
Nice skill tree, mind if I invest all the points in juggling?
July 9, 2023 at 9:19 AM
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swolecialism.bsky.social
the first friend i knew who had broadband at home got an actual phone call from the owner of the broadband company asking what was up because we were all carting our computers over to use the shit out of napster all weekend
benjedwards.com Benj Edwards @benjedwards.com · Jul 7
In 1998, I stayed online for over 20 hours straight and got a warning email from my ISP
Eugene J. Fourney IlI To: Online for 20 Hours Straight December 18, 1998 11:21 AM Details Thank you for allowing NetWorks to provide Internet service. I am writing because when checking the system this morning, I noticed your account logged in for over 20 hours. Our service is unlimited, but we ask that you actually be using the connection while logged in. This has not been the case on occasion with your account. We must ask that you take measures to ensure that you disconnect after any given session. Our resources must be shared between many customers, and the only way to accomplish that is for people to close the connection when they are not actively using it. Please help with this by checking your dialer settings, and setting it to disconnect after 30 minutes of inactivity. Please also uncheck the option in your email program that automatically checks mail every 10 minutes, or set it to some number higher than 30 minutes. if you need help in locating these settings or want to discus
July 7, 2023 at 5:52 PM
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parkermolloy.com
"Evers crafted the four-century school aid extension by striking a hyphen and a '20' from a reference to the 2024-25 school year." lolol

https://www.jsonline.com/story/news/politics/2023/07/05/tony-evers-extends-increases-for-public-schools-in-perpetuity/70381898007/
"Tony Evers uses veto powers to extend annual increases for public schools for the next four centuries Molly Beck Jessie Opoien Milwaukee Journal Sentinel " Evers crafted the four-century school aid extension by striking a hyphen and a "20" from a reference to the 2024-25 school year. The increase of $325 per student is the highest single-year increase in revenue limits in state history. Gov. Tony Evers vetoed the words and numbers in red, creating a $325-per-student increase in school funding each year until 2425. The veto was one of more than four dozen the Democratic governor made to reshape the $99 billion two-year state budget Republicans passed last week. Among the vetoes was the majority of the centerpiece of Republican lawmakers' budget plan: a $3.5 billion tax cut that focused relief for the state's wealthiest residents.
July 5, 2023 at 7:56 PM
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kleinman.bsky.social
The Bluesky motto
Busted turntable left on a street (probably NY) with a sign that says "Does not work but could be fun to fix!"
July 1, 2023 at 11:52 PM