Tennis Court Oaf
godhonda.bsky.social
Tennis Court Oaf
@godhonda.bsky.social
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Popsicle sticks should have koans on them. Popsicles aren’t funny, they’re contemplative
October 1, 2023 at 8:47 AM
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but doctor i am pagliacci!

doctor: oh my bad. clown chemotherapy then
September 16, 2023 at 3:05 PM
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Nice job typing words everyone
July 28, 2023 at 1:55 AM
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Twitter is just that Jeremy Renner app but for Elon Musk now
July 27, 2023 at 1:55 PM
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i can’t wait to deadname twitter
July 24, 2023 at 3:05 AM
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It’ll help me finally quit Twitter when the icon on my phone becomes the international symbol for “don’t do this”
July 24, 2023 at 11:42 AM
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People who joined this website two months ago and got attention from saying beepo borpo seeing big Twitter accounts come over
July 21, 2023 at 7:26 PM
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Obviously keep out bigots but beyond that I just want the best posters here. That doesn’t necessarily mean good people. I view “While many of you are yelling Go Rams I’m yelling Go Robert Mueller and the rule of law!” the same as I do Tony Soprano. Something can be evil but also compelling art.
July 21, 2023 at 4:43 AM
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me walking into oppenheimer after seeing barbie
July 19, 2023 at 9:04 PM
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July 16, 2023 at 8:43 PM
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Might stop doing hygiene so I have more time to ruminate
July 15, 2023 at 4:47 PM
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Looking into it.
July 15, 2023 at 3:54 PM
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two roads diverged in a combination pizza hut/kfc
July 15, 2023 at 4:02 PM
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Bro, are you even committed to immanentizing the eschaton?
July 13, 2023 at 5:47 PM
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When your boss says he wants you back in the office this is the setup he is imagining
July 11, 2023 at 10:45 PM
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I’ve collected all the apps like pieces of the Triforce. I will never touch grass again
July 9, 2023 at 8:58 PM
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The Three-Buddy Problem
July 9, 2023 at 2:47 PM
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Unhappy Twitter expats:
July 9, 2023 at 12:44 AM
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Nice skill tree, mind if I invest all the points in juggling?
July 9, 2023 at 9:19 AM
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the first friend i knew who had broadband at home got an actual phone call from the owner of the broadband company asking what was up because we were all carting our computers over to use the shit out of napster all weekend
In 1998, I stayed online for over 20 hours straight and got a warning email from my ISP
July 7, 2023 at 5:52 PM
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"Evers crafted the four-century school aid extension by striking a hyphen and a '20' from a reference to the 2024-25 school year." lolol

https://www.jsonline.com/story/news/politics/2023/07/05/tony-evers-extends-increases-for-public-schools-in-perpetuity/70381898007/
July 5, 2023 at 7:56 PM
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The Bluesky motto
July 1, 2023 at 11:52 PM