godlytoddler
@godlytoddler.bsky.social
Several small creatures have invaded my estate and taken up residence. palooka, galoot, & two bit, grade-A, no-good bum.
Letterboxd & Backloggd - @godlytoddler
Letterboxd & Backloggd - @godlytoddler
Buddy I Be Jrackin Offt
January 4, 2026 at 4:56 AM
Buddy I Be Jrackin Offt
once my intangible soul ascends to the position of Lt. Grand Vizier of General Improvement for the Benefit of These United States, all cinemas (to-be-united as a singular entity under The State) will be obligated to offer showtimes as early as 8:20 AM and prices as low as One Human Dollar.
January 4, 2026 at 4:54 AM
once my intangible soul ascends to the position of Lt. Grand Vizier of General Improvement for the Benefit of These United States, all cinemas (to-be-united as a singular entity under The State) will be obligated to offer showtimes as early as 8:20 AM and prices as low as One Human Dollar.
BYHBBIBELRTCAFVT!
Brother You Had Best Believe I'm Blasting Enya's Landmark Record "The Celts" At Full Volume Tonight !
Brother You Had Best Believe I'm Blasting Enya's Landmark Record "The Celts" At Full Volume Tonight !
December 24, 2025 at 4:32 AM
BYHBBIBELRTCAFVT!
Brother You Had Best Believe I'm Blasting Enya's Landmark Record "The Celts" At Full Volume Tonight !
Brother You Had Best Believe I'm Blasting Enya's Landmark Record "The Celts" At Full Volume Tonight !
playing a really 'fun' game called "what is my bumbling, sitcom-level-inept father-in-law doing inside of my home again" where it's mostly a lot of me gritting my teeth in terse silence. currently we're all losing.
December 24, 2025 at 4:27 AM
playing a really 'fun' game called "what is my bumbling, sitcom-level-inept father-in-law doing inside of my home again" where it's mostly a lot of me gritting my teeth in terse silence. currently we're all losing.
finding myself at that age where I'm really yearning to buy a piece-of-shit Crown Vic (salvage title)
December 17, 2025 at 6:30 PM
finding myself at that age where I'm really yearning to buy a piece-of-shit Crown Vic (salvage title)
writing a hit novel about a clean-cut young fella in desperate need of top from a Muppet
December 13, 2025 at 4:59 AM
writing a hit novel about a clean-cut young fella in desperate need of top from a Muppet
in: excreting goo, languishing, complex cellular structures
out: Rutherford B. Hayes enthusiasm, baked oatmeal, orangutan steaks
out: Rutherford B. Hayes enthusiasm, baked oatmeal, orangutan steaks
December 2, 2025 at 1:47 PM
in: excreting goo, languishing, complex cellular structures
out: Rutherford B. Hayes enthusiasm, baked oatmeal, orangutan steaks
out: Rutherford B. Hayes enthusiasm, baked oatmeal, orangutan steaks
got my chorizo intake up probably 400% these days. something to think about..
November 30, 2025 at 10:56 PM
got my chorizo intake up probably 400% these days. something to think about..
assless craps. have a great sunday, y'all
November 9, 2025 at 2:49 PM
assless craps. have a great sunday, y'all
good god, it's beautiful......
November 7, 2025 at 7:45 PM
good god, it's beautiful......
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First NYC results are in: That's already 819,165 votes.
Mamdani: 51.5%
Cuomo: 40%
Sliwa: 8%.
(That's roughly 40% of the vote.)
Mamdani: 51.5%
Cuomo: 40%
Sliwa: 8%.
(That's roughly 40% of the vote.)
November 5, 2025 at 2:03 AM
First NYC results are in: That's already 819,165 votes.
Mamdani: 51.5%
Cuomo: 40%
Sliwa: 8%.
(That's roughly 40% of the vote.)
Mamdani: 51.5%
Cuomo: 40%
Sliwa: 8%.
(That's roughly 40% of the vote.)
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need to silently smoke a cigarette with a Vietnamese guy
August 26, 2025 at 6:59 PM
need to silently smoke a cigarette with a Vietnamese guy
I am
well well well, who's the foolish moron for being both a cubs and mariners fan *now*?? 🤨
October 21, 2025 at 12:27 PM
I am
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[after every single pitch] that’s baseball for ya
October 17, 2025 at 11:23 PM
[after every single pitch] that’s baseball for ya
well well well, who's the foolish moron for being both a cubs and mariners fan *now*?? 🤨
October 11, 2025 at 5:43 AM
well well well, who's the foolish moron for being both a cubs and mariners fan *now*?? 🤨
love it when a movie has no symbolism
My ★★★★ review of A Nightmare on Elm Street Part 2: Freddy's Revenge on Letterboxd boxd.it/bgDeKH
My ★★★★ review of A Nightmare on Elm Street Part 2: Freddy's Revenge on Letterboxd boxd.it/bgDeKH
A ★★★★ review of A Nightmare on Elm Street Part 2: Freddy's Revenge (1985)
Love this completely straight-as-an-arrow, no-homo-horseplay-laden film that happens to feature zero discernible subtext whatsoever. One for the fellas. Fellas in slutty little athletic shorts with ti...
boxd.it
October 5, 2025 at 3:52 AM
love it when a movie has no symbolism
My ★★★★ review of A Nightmare on Elm Street Part 2: Freddy's Revenge on Letterboxd boxd.it/bgDeKH
My ★★★★ review of A Nightmare on Elm Street Part 2: Freddy's Revenge on Letterboxd boxd.it/bgDeKH
Celebrating my 32nd birthday at the office by having bad gas 🫡
September 30, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Celebrating my 32nd birthday at the office by having bad gas 🫡
[lou bega voice] ladies and gentlemen,,, this is motel number six
September 20, 2025 at 8:29 AM
[lou bega voice] ladies and gentlemen,,, this is motel number six
"I'm the Ma'am in the box, sleeping on the couch"
August 9, 2025 at 9:46 PM
"I'm the Ma'am in the box, sleeping on the couch"
Brummie icon. Reign on, Prince of Darkness
July 22, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Brummie icon. Reign on, Prince of Darkness
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Today is Sebulba's birthday happy birthday to MY Boonta Eve Classic winner
July 17, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Today is Sebulba's birthday happy birthday to MY Boonta Eve Classic winner
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BREAKING on @thedigitalbits.bsky.social website – Peter Weir’s MASTER AND COMMANDER: THE FAR SIDE OF THE WORLD (2003) arrives on 4K Ultra HD on 8/5 from 20th Century Studios via Sony! Details here…
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July 16, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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making waves in the nyc lit scene with my new collection of esoteric, dubstep-based erotica
July 17, 2025 at 2:02 PM
making waves in the nyc lit scene with my new collection of esoteric, dubstep-based erotica