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drewmagary.bsky.social
Good morning. Fuck AI. www.sfgate.com/tech/article...
The time has come to declare war on AI
"It's now in everything, even if you don't want it there."
www.sfgate.com
December 4, 2025 at 12:33 PM
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internethippo.bsky.social
Head in hands wondering how this could happen to me, the popular president who posted a video of myself shitting on everyone 2 weeks ago
November 5, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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langhuck.bsky.social
Barry Bonds put up 83.6 bWAR through his age 31 season so yeah I do

www.baseball-reference.com/players/b/bo...
September 17, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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dhm.bsky.social
Every bit of Facebook AI slop about an athlete looks like Mike Piazza on Baywatch
August 5, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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bakoon.bsky.social
what did you eat. open. open!
July 18, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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twesq.bsky.social
wasn’t prepared for how good this would be
July 10, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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shanesheehy.bsky.social
My latest for the New York Times:
Mamdani’s policies hit on a personal level. Last month, Mamdani came over to my house late at night. He banged on the door so loud it woke up my neighbor’s dog. I came to the door and said Hey why are you knocking so loud. He walked right past me and entered my house without even waiting for me to invite him in. He walked right over to the kitchen, opened my fridge, and asked if he could drink my special imported lemonades. I said he could have one, he took a single sip, said YUCK really loud, and started pouring all my lemonades down the sink. I asked him politely if he would at least give me the bottle caps for my bottle cap collection and then he demanded to see my collection. So I took him into my den and opened my velvet cases filled with antique bottlecaps. He asked me to read the lettering on the first one but when I brought it close to my face so I could read it he just pushed it right into my face. While I was distracted from this he knocked over all the bottlecaps onto the floor and told me to clean them up. I got on my hands and knees trying to carefully collect each of the bottlecaps and rearrange them and he started accusing me of eating the bottlecaps. I *don’t* eat the bottlecaps I pleaded. But he continued to laugh and then he made me eat the most expensive one. About a week later he called me on the phone to apologize for this incident. He told me that to make it up to me he wanted to take me out to dinner at my favorite restaurant, Jongo’s. I agreed. When I got to the restaurant I realized he had invited everyone from my life to the other tables: coworkers, family, friends, influential bloggers, people I had met at bottlecap conventions. Even Brad Lander was there. After ordering a glass of wine for everyone he stood up and initiated a toast. At first I was flattered but then his toast took a dark turn. He started telling everyone how I eat bottlecaps. When I protested he made me stand up and handed me the cork from the wine. The entire room started chanting: eat it, eat it, eat it! I have never felt so much peer pressure in my life. I ate the cork and the whole room laughed at me. They put the whole thing in the newspaper and also on the local channel one news. There is a big picture of the event on the wall at Jongo’s now and I can’t eat there without the staff making me eat bottlecaps, corks, etc. My neighbor's dog won’t even let me pet him anymore. This is why I feel like New York City needs different leadership.
June 24, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-h1...
Dog, Dancing Salsa .
YouTube video by Sanandaj Abidar سنندج آبیدر
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May 21, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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birdperhour.net
#birdbot
May 21, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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wapplehouse.bsky.social
He’s praying to Mecca
April 15, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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acabylonbee.bsky.social
bsky moderation cooked my ass here
acabylon bee @acabylonbee.bsky.social 1 label has been placed on this content Self-Harm let's go mets baby love da mets
April 9, 2025 at 8:12 PM
goetta.bsky.social
Ah yes you say the stocks went down? How interesting
April 4, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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Siberian Husky triumphantly walking with a stale dinner roll in her mouth
March 16, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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fridayyakuza.bsky.social
Friday at last…
March 14, 2025 at 1:22 PM
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rickywlmsbong.bsky.social
happy super bowl to all
tweet by cj (@futurevictim_) from 2021: “the only lasting 9/11 memory i have is when the budweiser ad with the kneeling clydesdales came on during the super bowl and i said "those horses are praying to mecca" and my friend's uncle got so mad that he had to go in the backyard”
February 9, 2025 at 11:43 PM
goetta.bsky.social
Someone is nearly finished building a new house in my neighborhood and it's very beautiful and almost certainly not a place where a murder would live
A new house with very few windows
February 2, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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birdperhour.net
#birdbot
February 1, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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wapplehouse.bsky.social
I fear the Chinese are already cooking us with great precision 1/2
January 15, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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celebrityhottub.bsky.social
this feels like a way to tell someone to fuck off
An email from NFL on Location, subject line "The Jets are Headed to London and You Can Join Them!"
January 10, 2025 at 3:38 PM
goetta.bsky.social
🐕‍🦺
January 6, 2025 at 11:13 AM
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wyattprivilege.bsky.social
It’s crazy how child molesters back into parking spaces to signal to each other and we just tolerate it
December 28, 2024 at 6:54 PM
goetta.bsky.social
🙂
December 29, 2024 at 1:02 AM
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😐
December 29, 2024 at 12:52 AM
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sarahjeong.bsky.social
unidentified man on loudspeaker announced national assembly voted to block martial law. everyone cheered and then the loudspeaker played the worst music imaginable. just the most based korean energy.
December 3, 2024 at 4:07 PM
goetta.bsky.social
Dog
December 1, 2024 at 4:52 PM