J. Jonah Jingleheimer Schmidt
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J. Jonah Jingleheimer Schmidt
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Occasional Thought Haver and Word User
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trump was going to unify the country after kirk's death but he saw your tweet laughing about it so now we get a holocaust and it's all your fault
September 10, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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July 3, 2025 at 1:52 PM
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god damn he's cooking
June 27, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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June 22, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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Yeah my job is pretty cool. My uniform is a tactical vest that’s two sizes too small and a gaiter I bought in a gas station. They send me to sneak into schools to kidnap little kids because people got mad about having to press 1 for English. The president had to warn everyone to stop spitting on me.
June 10, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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Summer 2025 edition
June 9, 2025 at 4:51 AM
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SHIELD • YOUR • NEIGHBORS

Here in #LosAngeles, we protect our neighbors at all costs.
June 9, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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Art by Wren McDonald.
June 9, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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Hi, I’m God.

How would Jesus feel about ICE? What would Jesus do? What would ICE do to Jesus?
June 8, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Somebody do SOMETHING
April 17, 2025 at 11:52 PM
If you’ve got time to clean, you’ve got time to lean.
February 14, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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January 29, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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Type of shit I been on lately
November 14, 2024 at 2:56 AM
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Inauguration Day.
January 20, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Happy new year
January 1, 2025 at 5:09 AM
That Christmas depression hits different.
December 25, 2024 at 4:00 PM
I’m solstice pilled and soon to be daylight maxxing.
December 21, 2024 at 12:22 PM
YouTube ad just now was two ENTIRE minutes long smh
December 14, 2024 at 1:32 AM
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December 10, 2024 at 7:25 AM
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Thoughts?
December 8, 2024 at 2:59 PM
Starting a new job tomorrow.
daffy duck is sitting on a couch in a room with a fan .
ALT: daffy duck is sitting on a couch in a room with a fan .
media.tenor.com
December 2, 2024 at 1:25 AM
💤
November 29, 2024 at 3:58 AM
Can’t wait for everything to instantly go to hell in January and it still be blamed on “the radical left.”
November 26, 2024 at 12:03 AM