Humble Adrenochrome Farmer
@goohghost.bsky.social
The display name is a joke QAnon is for losers and old people who aren't allowed to see their grandkids
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The whole internet loves Chicago Pope, a Chicagoan who’s been elected Pope! *5 seconds later* We regret to inform you the Pope is Catholic
May 8, 2025 at 5:44 PM
The whole internet loves Chicago Pope, a Chicagoan who’s been elected Pope! *5 seconds later* We regret to inform you the Pope is Catholic
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dead-end fetishists, learn to ask yourself this
where do we go when we live
February 5, 2025 at 5:28 PM
dead-end fetishists, learn to ask yourself this
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"But my friends and family" fuck that & Facebook. I easily deleted it years ago! A hundred people I barely knew 20 years ago that would tell me happy birthday when the website said to. They're not even going to notice you're gone. Actual friends and family have my phone #, including some of you.
January 8, 2025 at 5:18 PM
"But my friends and family" fuck that & Facebook. I easily deleted it years ago! A hundred people I barely knew 20 years ago that would tell me happy birthday when the website said to. They're not even going to notice you're gone. Actual friends and family have my phone #, including some of you.
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sorry to the nerds with weird DNA; cilantro tastes good as hell
December 5, 2024 at 11:28 PM
sorry to the nerds with weird DNA; cilantro tastes good as hell
As I was saying
To follow up, it will be because of the defense lol
The Chiefs giving up a 21 point lead makes me feel like it's wide open who could win the Super Bowl, and in February it's gonna be the Chiefs anyways somehow
January 29, 2024 at 2:20 AM
As I was saying
Twitter discourse!
January 4, 2024 at 2:13 PM
Twitter discourse!
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The main thing about hard work is that it’s incredibly easy
December 12, 2023 at 8:22 PM
The main thing about hard work is that it’s incredibly easy
He ended up quitting
Every day I come into work, the guy who works in the room next to me shows me something and goes "look at the BULLshit they're making me do!" And I have no idea what I'm looking at. We do different jobs man
November 25, 2023 at 2:34 AM
He ended up quitting
My phone got wet yesterday so I had to turn it off and let it dry all night and honest to god I considered never going back on social media
November 7, 2023 at 4:20 PM
My phone got wet yesterday so I had to turn it off and let it dry all night and honest to god I considered never going back on social media
To follow up, it will be because of the defense lol
The Chiefs giving up a 21 point lead makes me feel like it's wide open who could win the Super Bowl, and in February it's gonna be the Chiefs anyways somehow
November 5, 2023 at 5:37 PM
To follow up, it will be because of the defense lol
The Chiefs giving up a 21 point lead makes me feel like it's wide open who could win the Super Bowl, and in February it's gonna be the Chiefs anyways somehow
November 5, 2023 at 5:22 PM
The Chiefs giving up a 21 point lead makes me feel like it's wide open who could win the Super Bowl, and in February it's gonna be the Chiefs anyways somehow
I've had to adopt this as an actual strategy for browsing the internet for the last couple weeks.
November 4, 2023 at 6:19 PM
I've had to adopt this as an actual strategy for browsing the internet for the last couple weeks.
Brock Purdy is not him, I fear. Really puts into perspective how wild Tom Brady's whole career was
October 24, 2023 at 3:26 AM
Brock Purdy is not him, I fear. Really puts into perspective how wild Tom Brady's whole career was
Trevor Lawrence is way too goddamn fast for 6'6"
October 20, 2023 at 3:03 AM
Trevor Lawrence is way too goddamn fast for 6'6"
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Being miserable, weird and annoying about everything on purpose means you don’t have to worry about being inadvertently miserable, weird and annoying (which would reduce like, all my stress) but what’s life without risk? Enthusiasm is nice actually.
October 19, 2023 at 9:46 PM
Being miserable, weird and annoying about everything on purpose means you don’t have to worry about being inadvertently miserable, weird and annoying (which would reduce like, all my stress) but what’s life without risk? Enthusiasm is nice actually.
I cannot tell if Tyrod Taylor does doesn't have the Mandate of Heaven
October 16, 2023 at 2:54 AM
I cannot tell if Tyrod Taylor does doesn't have the Mandate of Heaven
Went back on Twitter, and it felt like Jewish Zionists were getting boosted pretty heavily. Felt intentional not only to promote Zionism but to also make Jewish people look bad. I sincerely hope Elon retires into the mountains and becomes a goat herder
October 15, 2023 at 2:59 AM
Went back on Twitter, and it felt like Jewish Zionists were getting boosted pretty heavily. Felt intentional not only to promote Zionism but to also make Jewish people look bad. I sincerely hope Elon retires into the mountains and becomes a goat herder
Just learned today that Rick Astley did a live cover of Everlong and naturally I listened to it three times and showed all my friends
October 14, 2023 at 5:08 PM
Just learned today that Rick Astley did a live cover of Everlong and naturally I listened to it three times and showed all my friends
Huge shoutout to @dirtbagqueer.bsky.social for this twitter post, I can now commiserate with my coworkers by blaming Biden for something.
October 14, 2023 at 1:00 AM
Huge shoutout to @dirtbagqueer.bsky.social for this twitter post, I can now commiserate with my coworkers by blaming Biden for something.
Every day I come into work, the guy who works in the room next to me shows me something and goes "look at the BULLshit they're making me do!" And I have no idea what I'm looking at. We do different jobs man
October 13, 2023 at 5:28 PM
Every day I come into work, the guy who works in the room next to me shows me something and goes "look at the BULLshit they're making me do!" And I have no idea what I'm looking at. We do different jobs man
The Broncos want to cover less
The Kansas City Chiefs refuse to cover it feels like
October 13, 2023 at 2:35 AM
The Broncos want to cover less
The Kansas City Chiefs refuse to cover it feels like
October 13, 2023 at 12:45 AM
The Kansas City Chiefs refuse to cover it feels like
We callin in sick and using Nyquil to sleep all day gang 🤙
October 12, 2023 at 11:01 AM
We callin in sick and using Nyquil to sleep all day gang 🤙
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doritos long ago destroyed its nacho cheese flagship chip, and while cool ranch is good, almost every other flavor is like a fraternity prank. but the fact that the salsa verde dorito—an absolute masterpiece of the form—is not universally available is proof of what a broken sick society we live in
October 12, 2023 at 2:58 AM
doritos long ago destroyed its nacho cheese flagship chip, and while cool ranch is good, almost every other flavor is like a fraternity prank. but the fact that the salsa verde dorito—an absolute masterpiece of the form—is not universally available is proof of what a broken sick society we live in
I don't know anything any comics but I hope I'm as brave as Keith Giffen when the time comes
Keith Giffen announcing his own death in the most Keith Giffen-esque way possible. A fabulous writer. Justice League International is my all-time favorite superhero comic. May he rest in peace.
October 12, 2023 at 1:17 AM
I don't know anything any comics but I hope I'm as brave as Keith Giffen when the time comes