The Return of Sexy Boy
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It’s literally my screen name and profile
It’s literally my screen name and profile
December 31, 2025 at 6:53 PM
It’s literally my screen name and profile
Wife: Can you go anywhere without shitting yourself?
Me: No you think I’m a fucking magician or something?
Me: No you think I’m a fucking magician or something?
December 31, 2025 at 7:10 AM
Wife: Can you go anywhere without shitting yourself?
Me: No you think I’m a fucking magician or something?
Me: No you think I’m a fucking magician or something?
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This is an old photo so sorry about the quality but I’ve had this photo for at least 10 years because this is the craziest thing I’ve seen in the wild
December 31, 2025 at 1:59 AM
This is an old photo so sorry about the quality but I’ve had this photo for at least 10 years because this is the craziest thing I’ve seen in the wild
So many great ones in VA because specialized plates there are cheap.
My regret is not taking a photo of our plate PBJ TME before we moved.
My regret is not taking a photo of our plate PBJ TME before we moved.
December 30, 2025 at 4:32 AM
So many great ones in VA because specialized plates there are cheap.
My regret is not taking a photo of our plate PBJ TME before we moved.
My regret is not taking a photo of our plate PBJ TME before we moved.
Victory is ours!!! We’d like to dedicate this win to Matthew Stafford and Puca Nacua. This win would never have been possible if you all didn’t disappear tonight.
My last 6 seasons in my FF league:
- 56-28 in the regular season
- 2 championships
- 2 runner ups
- 6 playoff appearances
My last 6 seasons in my FF league:
- 56-28 in the regular season
- 2 championships
- 2 runner ups
- 6 playoff appearances
So I did happen to make it to my finals on the strength of Olave and CMac.
But I took the bait on Taysom Hill 😔
My regular TE was Kelce so it was a calculated risk.
And Cameron Dicker dicked me yesterday too.
But I took the bait on Taysom Hill 😔
My regular TE was Kelce so it was a calculated risk.
And Cameron Dicker dicked me yesterday too.
Deciding whether to start Lamar Jackson or Joe Burrow in your FF semis is a tough decision and I fear I made the wrong one.
And my opponent had Chase Brown 😔
12-2 regular season down the tubes.
And my opponent had Chase Brown 😔
12-2 regular season down the tubes.
December 30, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Victory is ours!!! We’d like to dedicate this win to Matthew Stafford and Puca Nacua. This win would never have been possible if you all didn’t disappear tonight.
My last 6 seasons in my FF league:
- 56-28 in the regular season
- 2 championships
- 2 runner ups
- 6 playoff appearances
My last 6 seasons in my FF league:
- 56-28 in the regular season
- 2 championships
- 2 runner ups
- 6 playoff appearances
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GHOSTBUSTERS WHADDYA WANT
December 29, 2025 at 5:25 PM
GHOSTBUSTERS WHADDYA WANT
Did Cooper DeJean hurt his balls?
December 29, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Did Cooper DeJean hurt his balls?
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I am now positive I'm past the part where I quit before and I genuinely don't know what happens in the game after this beyond a few cultural touchstones like Zelda is Sheik and Link blows the flute that makes you old
December 23, 2025 at 4:59 AM
I am now positive I'm past the part where I quit before and I genuinely don't know what happens in the game after this beyond a few cultural touchstones like Zelda is Sheik and Link blows the flute that makes you old
So I did happen to make it to my finals on the strength of Olave and CMac.
But I took the bait on Taysom Hill 😔
My regular TE was Kelce so it was a calculated risk.
And Cameron Dicker dicked me yesterday too.
But I took the bait on Taysom Hill 😔
My regular TE was Kelce so it was a calculated risk.
And Cameron Dicker dicked me yesterday too.
Deciding whether to start Lamar Jackson or Joe Burrow in your FF semis is a tough decision and I fear I made the wrong one.
And my opponent had Chase Brown 😔
12-2 regular season down the tubes.
And my opponent had Chase Brown 😔
12-2 regular season down the tubes.
December 28, 2025 at 8:19 PM
So I did happen to make it to my finals on the strength of Olave and CMac.
But I took the bait on Taysom Hill 😔
My regular TE was Kelce so it was a calculated risk.
And Cameron Dicker dicked me yesterday too.
But I took the bait on Taysom Hill 😔
My regular TE was Kelce so it was a calculated risk.
And Cameron Dicker dicked me yesterday too.
I was saying the same thing recently about Braun Strowman’s show “Everything on the Menu” where they have a reaction shot of servers after Braun says he’s going to order “Everything on the Menu”
“Oh man everything looks good I don’t know what to get”
Yes you do it’s in the friggin name. Stop it.
“Oh man everything looks good I don’t know what to get”
Yes you do it’s in the friggin name. Stop it.
The most surprising part of Is It Cake? for me is the level of surprise exhibited by the judges when something is revealed to be cake. I mean, it’s in the title
December 26, 2025 at 5:53 AM
I was saying the same thing recently about Braun Strowman’s show “Everything on the Menu” where they have a reaction shot of servers after Braun says he’s going to order “Everything on the Menu”
“Oh man everything looks good I don’t know what to get”
Yes you do it’s in the friggin name. Stop it.
“Oh man everything looks good I don’t know what to get”
Yes you do it’s in the friggin name. Stop it.
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most things which are bad are also incorrectly maligned by fools
December 26, 2025 at 5:10 AM
most things which are bad are also incorrectly maligned by fools
Is this an ICE video or a remake of The Santa Clause 2?
The Department of Homeland Security has taken its holiday-themed campaign for mass deportations to new lows with a video that turns Santa Claus into an Immigration and Customs Enforcement agent.
DHS Gives Santa ICE Makeover in Deranged Christmas Video
In the wild AI video, Santa cuffs detainees and loads them onto a plane.
trib.al
December 25, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Is this an ICE video or a remake of The Santa Clause 2?
Deciding whether to start Lamar Jackson or Joe Burrow in your FF semis is a tough decision and I fear I made the wrong one.
And my opponent had Chase Brown 😔
12-2 regular season down the tubes.
And my opponent had Chase Brown 😔
12-2 regular season down the tubes.
December 21, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Deciding whether to start Lamar Jackson or Joe Burrow in your FF semis is a tough decision and I fear I made the wrong one.
And my opponent had Chase Brown 😔
12-2 regular season down the tubes.
And my opponent had Chase Brown 😔
12-2 regular season down the tubes.
BREAKING: Gen Z Republicans sound exactly like Gen X and Boomer Republicans.
Teen Gen X Republicans sounded like this too. They just weren’t so unabashed about it. This generation doesn’t know what parts to not say out loud because they’ve grown up watching the GOP say the bad parts out loud.
Teen Gen X Republicans sounded like this too. They just weren’t so unabashed about it. This generation doesn’t know what parts to not say out loud because they’ve grown up watching the GOP say the bad parts out loud.
December 19, 2025 at 6:34 PM
BREAKING: Gen Z Republicans sound exactly like Gen X and Boomer Republicans.
Teen Gen X Republicans sounded like this too. They just weren’t so unabashed about it. This generation doesn’t know what parts to not say out loud because they’ve grown up watching the GOP say the bad parts out loud.
Teen Gen X Republicans sounded like this too. They just weren’t so unabashed about it. This generation doesn’t know what parts to not say out loud because they’ve grown up watching the GOP say the bad parts out loud.
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Top 5 Eagles Songs not sung by Frey or Henley:
5. Pretty Maids all in a Row (Walsh)
4. Love Will Keep Us Alive (Schmit)
3. In the City (Walsh)
2. I Can’t Tell You Why (Schmit)
1. Take it to the Limit (Meisner)
5. Pretty Maids all in a Row (Walsh)
4. Love Will Keep Us Alive (Schmit)
3. In the City (Walsh)
2. I Can’t Tell You Why (Schmit)
1. Take it to the Limit (Meisner)
December 11, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Top 5 Eagles Songs not sung by Frey or Henley:
5. Pretty Maids all in a Row (Walsh)
4. Love Will Keep Us Alive (Schmit)
3. In the City (Walsh)
2. I Can’t Tell You Why (Schmit)
1. Take it to the Limit (Meisner)
5. Pretty Maids all in a Row (Walsh)
4. Love Will Keep Us Alive (Schmit)
3. In the City (Walsh)
2. I Can’t Tell You Why (Schmit)
1. Take it to the Limit (Meisner)
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I keep saying this but no one is connecting the dots. The war is to satisfy legal preconditions for mass removal *domestically* of Latinos (i.e., suddenly a lot of people are going to be “Venezuelan” for purposes of removal). This is 100% Stephen Miller…oil claim is to make grandpa go along
There is no national security logic that would impel the US to want to do regime change in Venezuela. It's simply not that important. I'm not even sure wag the dog is the right metaphor for what's happening here. Seems like an insane misallocation of US national security assets and attention.
Trump: "Venezuela is completely surrounded by the largest Armada ever assembled ... It will only get bigger, and the shock to them will be like nothing they have ever seen before — Until such time as they return to the USA all of the Oil, Land, and other Assets that they previously stole from us."
December 17, 2025 at 12:47 AM
I keep saying this but no one is connecting the dots. The war is to satisfy legal preconditions for mass removal *domestically* of Latinos (i.e., suddenly a lot of people are going to be “Venezuelan” for purposes of removal). This is 100% Stephen Miller…oil claim is to make grandpa go along
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There have always been some people who liked that Trump is an awful human being, and some who tolerated it because they thought they’d get something out of the deal. But when he’s failing, it becomes more of a liability.
paulwaldman.substack.com/p/being-a-hu...
paulwaldman.substack.com/p/being-a-hu...
Being a Huge Asshole Is Not Good Politics
It would be one thing if Trump was delivering for the average person. But when he isn't, his complete lack of human virtue becomes a bigger problem.
paulwaldman.substack.com
December 16, 2025 at 5:43 PM
There have always been some people who liked that Trump is an awful human being, and some who tolerated it because they thought they’d get something out of the deal. But when he’s failing, it becomes more of a liability.
paulwaldman.substack.com/p/being-a-hu...
paulwaldman.substack.com/p/being-a-hu...
Top 5 Eagles Songs not sung by Frey or Henley:
5. Pretty Maids all in a Row (Walsh)
4. Love Will Keep Us Alive (Schmit)
3. In the City (Walsh)
2. I Can’t Tell You Why (Schmit)
1. Take it to the Limit (Meisner)
5. Pretty Maids all in a Row (Walsh)
4. Love Will Keep Us Alive (Schmit)
3. In the City (Walsh)
2. I Can’t Tell You Why (Schmit)
1. Take it to the Limit (Meisner)
December 11, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Top 5 Eagles Songs not sung by Frey or Henley:
5. Pretty Maids all in a Row (Walsh)
4. Love Will Keep Us Alive (Schmit)
3. In the City (Walsh)
2. I Can’t Tell You Why (Schmit)
1. Take it to the Limit (Meisner)
5. Pretty Maids all in a Row (Walsh)
4. Love Will Keep Us Alive (Schmit)
3. In the City (Walsh)
2. I Can’t Tell You Why (Schmit)
1. Take it to the Limit (Meisner)
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Me meeting Nick Fuentes
December 9, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Me meeting Nick Fuentes
Norte Dame fans … if you want to make the CFP then nut up and join a conference. No one has any pity for you when you play a curated schedule.
December 7, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Norte Dame fans … if you want to make the CFP then nut up and join a conference. No one has any pity for you when you play a curated schedule.
Ehh whatever the Hoos weren’t going to win a CFP game and I’ll enjoy Oregon beating JMU by 12 TDs.
December 7, 2025 at 7:19 AM
Ehh whatever the Hoos weren’t going to win a CFP game and I’ll enjoy Oregon beating JMU by 12 TDs.
I had a feeling Elliott should’ve gone for the 2 and the win, but can understand why you play for OT given how well the team had played in
OT.
But there will be a lot of second-guessing that one.
OT.
But there will be a lot of second-guessing that one.
December 7, 2025 at 5:03 AM
I had a feeling Elliott should’ve gone for the 2 and the win, but can understand why you play for OT given how well the team had played in
OT.
But there will be a lot of second-guessing that one.
OT.
But there will be a lot of second-guessing that one.
Goddamn you don’t think I know the overtime rules by now?
December 7, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Goddamn you don’t think I know the overtime rules by now?
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