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what if you just put a little *UH* in it ya know?
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"i be high as hell i be on my asss" - doris
April 26, 2025 at 4:06 AM
HE SHOULDA FUCKING KILLED EREYONE
Sylvester Stallone played John Rambo in the movies. Viet Nam vet Green Beret dealing with PTSD. However, when Stallones number came up he dodged the draft and ran to Switzerland to teach girls to play soccer. How Star Spangled.
January 17, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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Some helpful info and resources. Stay safe.
January 9, 2025 at 3:51 PM
bacon!
Sausage or bacon? What's your preference?

I like crispy pork bacon and a pork patty over links!
December 28, 2024 at 8:09 PM
so demanding...
December 28, 2024 at 12:21 AM
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BOB DYLAN’S BOSS, PRIMARY ANTAGONIST IN “A COMPLETE UNKNOWN”: Dyyyy-LAAAAAAN! You unplug that guitar RIGHT NOW!

BOB DYLAN (UNSHEATHING SWORD): Hey bossman - how does THIS feel?
December 26, 2024 at 11:20 PM
a democratic socialist wants to do NOTHING!!
December 26, 2024 at 2:11 AM
i would kill the blue guy
December 23, 2024 at 9:40 PM
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this image is going to drive me insane
December 22, 2024 at 7:19 PM
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Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
December 22,1964
December 23, 2024 at 2:50 AM
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Kojima in Killer Instinct

Saw this from murdoink on threads
December 16, 2024 at 11:28 AM
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(Ebenezer Scrooge on his way to debut his new “fun” persona to the family of the employee he’s impoverished:) Maybe I’ll razz Bob a little bit when I get there. I think we have that kind of relationship
December 14, 2024 at 4:11 PM
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nuggets g league team in grand rapids really got these dudes playing as elf
December 14, 2024 at 1:59 AM
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Pixar rejected my Up sequel Down. Carl tying boulders to his house to drag it underground so he can rescue Ellie from hell “didn’t make sense” according to the suits. “Why is Ellie in hell? She didn’t commit any sins.” Yes she did, hubris
December 5, 2024 at 3:32 PM
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Regarding current events.
December 3, 2024 at 8:01 PM
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December 2, 2024 at 4:14 PM
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Xi called me loser when I told him I have world's finest Feng Shui bunker.
December 2, 2024 at 3:02 PM
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Controversial but hell is being in a room of people who say they can't work with silence. There was a point where two different tunes were playing on top of the other and nobody noticed. Lofi beats for me to lose my mind to
December 2, 2024 at 2:46 PM
man this fanfiction stuff is serious
December 2, 2024 at 10:42 PM
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Robocop is a movie about a guy who gets killed on the job and they still made him go back to work
December 1, 2024 at 5:04 PM
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December 1, 2024 at 5:54 PM
maybe youshould start in san antonio...
December 1, 2024 at 1:38 PM
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I asked the librarian where I could find books about paranoia.

She whispered, "They're right behind you!"
December 1, 2024 at 12:58 AM
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I mean… where does one even start with this? 🤦🏼‍♀️
December 1, 2024 at 4:27 AM
love his big ass head
80 degrees in Phoenix today 😑

#NowSpinning Phil Collins - No Jacket Required
December 1, 2024 at 12:14 AM