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Grae Hall
@graehall.bsky.social
writer, GIF & meme maker with a hundred million views, non-binary femboy, poster
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30 minutes in here would fix me
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ME: *sneezes*

TURKEY: gobbless you
November 27, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Them: Hi Grae, what are you up to? Not making anything cursed I hope!

Me: uhhhhhhhh
November 27, 2025 at 9:41 AM
November 27, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Seems kind of sketchy to me that the only reason the US isn't in recession right now is because of an industry that can only exist through extraordinary levels of copyright violation and theft which is currently in a massive unsustainable bubble
November 27, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Feeling like something sweet after dinner, realising my parents gave me an advent calendar on the weekend that's in my fridge... & there is chocolate behind those flimsy cardboard windows... & who would know if I perhaps opened one or two of those windows a little early?

Who would know indeed...
November 25, 2025 at 8:19 AM
Gonna start calling all the fake foreign MAGA accounts "Paidtriots"
November 25, 2025 at 5:28 AM
You're not special Nintendo Switch 2, and Steamdeck

I also need to be hand-held and consoled
November 25, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Housemate left for work at 06:00 but knowing it was going to be hot put on their AC & and left their door open so the apartment, the cats, & myself wouldn't overheat

Well now it's midday & it's so cool inside while being hot & gross outside

That's the most considerate frkn thing I'm so fortunate 💖
November 25, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Me: Help, I'm being haunted by a cruel ghost!
Buddy: A cruel ghost?
Me: A cruel ghost
Buddy: How is it a cruel ghost?
Me: It's just mean spirited
November 25, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Sometimes late at night I lie awake worrying that The Venga Bus is not actually coming, that it may never be coming
November 24, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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November 24, 2025 at 2:42 AM
watching a late night History Channel "documentary" about how it was actually aliens who introduced MLMs to earth because there's no way humans could have created pyramid schemes on their own
November 24, 2025 at 5:05 AM
when your ADHD meds kick in before you finish eating breakfast so now you're sitting there staring at your food like it's made of rocks, and not even particularly interesting rocks
November 24, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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Most accounts on Twitter turn out to be Russian MAGA bots. Here’s why Bluesky has an intellectual diversity problem
November 23, 2025 at 10:35 PM
currently processing the trauma... of having to go to the grocery store to pick up a few things sometime today
November 23, 2025 at 11:16 PM
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My mum turned 80 just these last few days.

I'm not sure I'd have survived without family support, and it began with her.

Here she is when she found a goat and brought it home.

Because "I found a goat! look!" is a perfectly normal thing to do.
November 23, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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Fornix. Uropygium. Flocculation. Meatus. Fistula. Gonopore. Scrofula!
November 23, 2025 at 7:23 AM
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Wankel rotary engine.
November 23, 2025 at 12:37 AM
What's a word that sounds dirty to you but actually isn't?

I'll start: fecundity
November 23, 2025 at 12:33 AM
When someone needlessly brings up god respond with "Oh, the character from that bible book?" to make them as uncomfortable as they just made you
November 22, 2025 at 9:35 AM
if I had fuck off money I'd obviously help as many people as possible but I'd also buy Trump's links course in Scotland that he loves so much and replace each flag on each hole with a windmill, hire only immigrants to work there, and rename it The Golf of Mexico
November 22, 2025 at 6:40 AM
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Wouldn’t it be some shit if a white supremacist took the 14 words seriously?

“Oh shit, if we’re gonna secure a future for white people, we’re gonna need public healthcare, clean air, drinkable water, affordable housing…”
November 21, 2025 at 9:31 PM
The DVD to streaming journey:

When we had nothing we'd watch almost anything

Now we've got everything it's hard to watch anything
November 20, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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Anytime any maga speaks to you, for any reason, just snap “quiet piggy” back at them. Nothing else, just “quiet piggy”.
November 20, 2025 at 12:21 PM
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the epstein files (donalds version)
November 19, 2025 at 3:09 PM