Seb J
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Seb J
@gravitonbomb.bsky.social
· Dec 13
My goal is to break the wheel of Samsara with absurdity
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Aside from the obvious direct harm, what's so irritating is that a handful of spoiled ignorant assholes are breaking things that we all built together. They weren't content to own almost everything, they had to wreck what little they didn't own. It's vandalism on a mass scale and has to be punished
March 4, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Aside from the obvious direct harm, what's so irritating is that a handful of spoiled ignorant assholes are breaking things that we all built together. They weren't content to own almost everything, they had to wreck what little they didn't own. It's vandalism on a mass scale and has to be punished
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If you are attempting to argue that it’s good to kill USAID and thus kill huge numbers of innocent people who relied on USAID from what you believe is a *leftist* perspective:
You are a gold-star ball-gargler and will not see the cleansing light of heaven
You are a gold-star ball-gargler and will not see the cleansing light of heaven
February 5, 2025 at 10:52 AM
If you are attempting to argue that it’s good to kill USAID and thus kill huge numbers of innocent people who relied on USAID from what you believe is a *leftist* perspective:
You are a gold-star ball-gargler and will not see the cleansing light of heaven
You are a gold-star ball-gargler and will not see the cleansing light of heaven
New Sport Idea: Freestyle Crochet
February 4, 2025 at 8:00 PM
New Sport Idea: Freestyle Crochet
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Gentle reminder not to use "bootlicker" as an insult because it unfairly includes people who like to lick boots purely for pervert reasons ❤️
February 4, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Gentle reminder not to use "bootlicker" as an insult because it unfairly includes people who like to lick boots purely for pervert reasons ❤️
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Report: 32% Of Prayers Deflected Off Passing Satellites
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theonion.com/report-...
January 31, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Report: 32% Of Prayers Deflected Off Passing Satellites
theonion.com/report-...
theonion.com/report-...
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This is awesome. From a custom knife forging shop in Edom, Texas.
January 30, 2025 at 6:49 PM
This is awesome. From a custom knife forging shop in Edom, Texas.
Me, a forgetful pallbearer: "Has anyone seen my bier?"
January 29, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Me, a forgetful pallbearer: "Has anyone seen my bier?"
The rich may crash the economy, create a permanent slave class oppressed by capital, burn the world, and destroy our shared future, but girl, you are lookin' fiiine.
January 27, 2025 at 2:51 PM
The rich may crash the economy, create a permanent slave class oppressed by capital, burn the world, and destroy our shared future, but girl, you are lookin' fiiine.
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The plan is to crash the economy to suppress wages.
January 26, 2025 at 2:00 PM
The plan is to crash the economy to suppress wages.
If I had a wish, I wouldn't use it on something like being a fish. That seems impulsive and, frankly, wasteful. A simple trip to the aquarium will do.
January 26, 2025 at 4:45 AM
If I had a wish, I wouldn't use it on something like being a fish. That seems impulsive and, frankly, wasteful. A simple trip to the aquarium will do.
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Artist Profile: Bad Bunny
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January 24, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Artist Profile: Bad Bunny
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theonion.com/artist-...
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You guys need to see this and take it in…
Wise words from someone who is a target. And he’s been listening.
Wise words from someone who is a target. And he’s been listening.
January 23, 2025 at 10:00 PM
You guys need to see this and take it in…
Wise words from someone who is a target. And he’s been listening.
Wise words from someone who is a target. And he’s been listening.
New sport idea: Tandem BMX
January 24, 2025 at 4:19 AM
New sport idea: Tandem BMX
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disappointed he didn’t call it ‘No Jackin It in Jackson’ but a brilliant bit of trolling regardless
January 23, 2025 at 5:19 PM
disappointed he didn’t call it ‘No Jackin It in Jackson’ but a brilliant bit of trolling regardless
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Here are some nice mushrooms
January 22, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Here are some nice mushrooms
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Sergeant Gonell @sergeantaqgo.bsky.social sent me this picture. This is his call log. Each call is an automated Dept of "Justice" notification saying "The defendant you testified against is being released from the dept of corrections."
Each defendant assaulted him.
Each defendant assaulted him.
January 21, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Sergeant Gonell @sergeantaqgo.bsky.social sent me this picture. This is his call log. Each call is an automated Dept of "Justice" notification saying "The defendant you testified against is being released from the dept of corrections."
Each defendant assaulted him.
Each defendant assaulted him.
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Desperate to halt growing exodus from Washington Post, Jeff Bezos offered fleeing staffers $50 Amazon gift cards in exchange for not quitting.
As journalists lugging file boxes brushed past him, Bezos raised his offer to one-year membership in Amazon Prime.
www.borowitzreport.com/p/bezos-offe...
As journalists lugging file boxes brushed past him, Bezos raised his offer to one-year membership in Amazon Prime.
www.borowitzreport.com/p/bezos-offe...
Bezos Offers WaPo Journalists $50 Amazon Gift Cards not to Quit
The oligarch was spotted accosting fleeing journalists in the lobby of the former newspaper.
www.borowitzreport.com
January 17, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Desperate to halt growing exodus from Washington Post, Jeff Bezos offered fleeing staffers $50 Amazon gift cards in exchange for not quitting.
As journalists lugging file boxes brushed past him, Bezos raised his offer to one-year membership in Amazon Prime.
www.borowitzreport.com/p/bezos-offe...
As journalists lugging file boxes brushed past him, Bezos raised his offer to one-year membership in Amazon Prime.
www.borowitzreport.com/p/bezos-offe...
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January 16, 2025 at 3:00 PM
JD Vance wants the porn ban so that he can feel better at night knowing the number of Americans fucking household items will skyrocket
January 15, 2025 at 5:54 PM
JD Vance wants the porn ban so that he can feel better at night knowing the number of Americans fucking household items will skyrocket
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